Would you _______ me?

With prejudice. I warn you. I do not kill spiders stoically or manly. It is a fit of fear. Hate those things.

Would you pretend I was super macho about it for me?
But spiders are nature's perfect killers. They're beautiful in every way. I'm not going to pretend your macho for putting down such a majestic, defenceless creature.

Would you 500 miles, and then walk 500 more, just to fall down at my door for me?
 
But spiders are nature's perfect killers. They're beautiful in every way. I'm not going to pretend your macho for putting down such a majestic, defenceless creature.

Would you 500 miles, and then walk 500 more, just to fall down at my door for me?
A defenseless, perfect killer my ass.

I’d walk 1000 miles with ya, but not to ya.

Would you listen to a 2.5 hour concept album for a musical about Odysseus with me?
I’m definitely intrigued. Tell me more.

Would you help me write a book of lies to tell to get out of work?
 
I’m definitely intrigued. Tell me more.
It’s called EPIC and it’s so good. If you’re into musicals, I highly recommend checking it out. Admittedly, I haven’t finished it yet, but I’m like 2/3 through.


Would you help me write a book of lies to tell to get out of work?
Me? Lie?? 😇
I suppose I could try to figure out how to do that 😜

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a terrible liar?
 
It’s called EPIC and it’s so good. If you’re into musicals, I highly recommend checking it out. Admittedly, I haven’t finished it yet, but I’m like 2/3 through.



Me? Lie?? 😇
I suppose I could try to figure out how to do that 😜

Would you believe me if I told you I’m a terrible liar?
Yes. But I bet you're absolutely adorable when you try to get away with lying 🤭

Would you let me paint you? (Like paint on your body paint you)
 
Yes. But I bet you're absolutely adorable when you try to get away with lying 🤭

Would you let me paint you? (Like paint on your body paint you)
Like one of your French boys?

Sure.

Would you get drunk and have long rambling tangential conversations while trying to watch a serious movie with me?
 
But of course!

Would you share an “everything” on it pizza with me?
I would say yes, but I can't have the dairy 😬 but I would tell everyone I helped eat it and not judge how much anyone else ate!

Would you take a pole dancing class with me?
 
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