BlueRooster
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Re: He's all your's Ally my dear!
Let's get off this BB and into our BedBed!
Cheri said:
Let's get off this BB and into our BedBed!
Would you tell a fib for sex?
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Latina
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I took an Italian Literature course in college. I remember the professor telling us that in medieval Italy, "nose" was a euphamism for the male organ. Cyrano de Bergerac had a large nose and was VERY romantic. Pinocchio's NOSE grew every time he told a lie, so that little puppet probably got MORE sex if he told a fib!
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MunchinMark
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is sincerity sexy?
I would never lie to get sex.
(Now all I have to do is wait, hahahahaha!)
I would never lie to get sex.
(Now all I have to do is wait, hahahahaha!)
ANiceGuy
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Maybe the question shold be different for girls?
Cum to think of it maybe the question for girls should be have they lied to avoid sex with a person they really just didn't want to get physical with. Like for example a guy who just wouldn't take no for an answer.
Cum to think of it maybe the question for girls should be have they lied to avoid sex with a person they really just didn't want to get physical with. Like for example a guy who just wouldn't take no for an answer.
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Re: Maybe the question shold be different for girls?
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Re: Maybe the question shold be different for girls?
Like a guy who was pressuring me? No, but I carry mace and collect knives.
Seriously, my father taught me when I was pretty young how to stop a man. Only once did that not work.
ANiceGuy said:
Like a guy who was pressuring me? No, but I carry mace and collect knives.
Seriously, my father taught me when I was pretty young how to stop a man. Only once did that not work.
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In a less violent way...
These would probably suffice to cool a mans ardor Kitten..
*spoken moments after his pants hit the floor*
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.....
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird
These would probably suffice to cool a mans ardor Kitten..
*spoken moments after his pants hit the floor*
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.....
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird
Silverlily
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LMAO, Thumper, that was funny.
Violent, moi?? (really hoping he hasn't read the PMDD thread)
Violent, moi?? (really hoping he hasn't read the PMDD thread)
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Samuari!
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Ahh, mighty self confident, aren't we?
I din't have sex, or even want to have sex with every girl that I dated, or even every time that I dated a girl that I had had sex with before. Never was a 'given' and was usally surprised anddelighted when it did happen.
But then I'm not like most guys.
Melody_lane said:
Ahh, mighty self confident, aren't we?
I din't have sex, or even want to have sex with every girl that I dated, or even every time that I dated a girl that I had had sex with before. Never was a 'given' and was usally surprised anddelighted when it did happen.
But then I'm not like most guys.
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Told lies? or been lied to
I've never told lies to get sex. I've told lies after sex in my younger and unmarried days (see examples below)
Yes, it was good for me.
You are SO big...
Oh, God, Oh, God, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've never it so good before.
Call me - I'd love to see you again.
No, I don't think that's strange.
Yes, give it to me again.
No one's ever made me feel this good.
I think that traditionally women don't need to lie - they are the ones being pursued. Note I said traditionally. And in my experience, men don't usually play hard to get (they just play hard to fuck LOL).
And I've been lied to - before and after sex. (see below)
No, I'm not married. Why would you think that? (note tan line from wedding ring)
I'll call you tomorrow.
I won't cum in you.
No one will ever know you fucked me. It'll be our secret.
I've never told lies to get sex. I've told lies after sex in my younger and unmarried days (see examples below)
Yes, it was good for me.
You are SO big...
Oh, God, Oh, God, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've never it so good before.
Call me - I'd love to see you again.
No, I don't think that's strange.
Yes, give it to me again.
No one's ever made me feel this good.
I think that traditionally women don't need to lie - they are the ones being pursued. Note I said traditionally. And in my experience, men don't usually play hard to get (they just play hard to fuck LOL).
And I've been lied to - before and after sex. (see below)
No, I'm not married. Why would you think that? (note tan line from wedding ring)
I'll call you tomorrow.
I won't cum in you.
No one will ever know you fucked me. It'll be our secret.
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