Write your letters to Santa

[DayMaker]

Bitch I know you meant to say California and not Texas!!!

I figured he'd stick a ticket for you in your stocking, and I'd get to see you there!

 

[fukngroovn]

Dear Santa,

I know I've been REALLY naughty this year, but I sill have a few things on my list. I need a f'ing vacation, and not the family kind. I'm not really picky about where, but Texas would be nice If you can't swing that, then I'm in sore need of a nanny and a maid.

Above all else, however, I would like to ask for another year of good health and happiness for my family and friends.

XOXO

~Day

The naughty list is the best one to be on!!!

Bitch I know you meant to say California and not Texas!!!

Someone in a greedy mood this morning???

I figured he'd stick a ticket for you in your stocking, and I'd get to see you there!

That sounds like a plan to Santa!!

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

The naughty list is the best one to be on!!!



Someone in a greedy mood this morning???



That sounds like a plan to Santa!!

Yes, come here and satisfy my greedy urges.

 

[fukngroovn]

Yes, come here and satisfy my greedy urges.

I'm working on the teleportation devise!!!

 

[naughtytease]

That would be a big gift for Santa!!

mmmmmm - how about if I throw in a bit of wiggling??

Dear Santa,

Go here....... www.tiffanys.com and you and I are gonna get along real fine, yup yup.

Ya dig?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY - shiny stuff in blue boxes

Dear Santa,

I've been really naughty, plus, I'm Jewish.

However, you owe some presents...you better pay up!

Your bookie

I might have a present for you...............not sure if you want to wait until 25 December for it though.......

I'm working on the teleportation devise!!!

And I hope my house will be high up on the preset locations

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Santa,

The time is rapidly approaching for you to make your decision. As you no doubt know, during this past year I have been both the model employee and good son while paying my own way through another degree, being turned down for a small scholarship, buying a replacement car and trying to get on with my life. During that time I have posted suggestions on this site of what would be appropriate gifts to be placed under my tree (if I actually had a tree).

You know that while I am picky about some things, in this case, I am not picky. Any, or all, of the suggestions would bring me untold joy that you cannot imagine.

You, being the all-knowing person that you are, also know when the last time it was that I had a vacation or when I had a warm, not furry body, snuggled against me. Your gift selection would alleviate both issues in one fell swoop.

I will not beg or grovel as that is not my way. However, I will ask, in the most strenuous tone possible, for you to review my suggestions and make your decision post haste. As we both know, the best gift ideas go quickly.

While drinking and driving is not good, I will provide you with a bottle of your choice which will be encased in a time locked container set to open at 1 AM on December 26th if you come through this time. Should you fail, I will set off the small explosive charge in the box which will shatter the bottle and spill its contents.

While that may seem naughty, I can assure you that should you be so nice as to provide me with any of my suggestions, your notations of my naughtiness will be much longer next year.

Patiently awaiting,

someoneyouknow

 

[fukngroovn]

And I hope my house will be high up on the preset locations

You know you're in the top 3!!!

Dear Santa,

The time is rapidly approaching for you to make your decision. As you no doubt know, during this past year I have been both the model employee and good son while paying my own way through another degree, being turned down for a small scholarship, buying a replacement car and trying to get on with my life. During that time I have posted suggestions on this site of what would be appropriate gifts to be placed under my tree (if I actually had a tree).

You know that while I am picky about some things, in this case, I am not picky. Any, or all, of the suggestions would bring me untold joy that you cannot imagine.

You, being the all-knowing person that you are, also know when the last time it was that I had a vacation or when I had a warm, not furry body, snuggled against me. Your gift selection would alleviate both issues in one fell swoop.

I will not beg or grovel as that is not my way. However, I will ask, in the most strenuous tone possible, for you to review my suggestions and make your decision post haste. As we both know, the best gift ideas go quickly.

While drinking and driving is not good, I will provide you with a bottle of your choice which will be encased in a time locked container set to open at 1 AM on December 26th if you come through this time. Should you fail, I will set off the small explosive charge in the box which will shatter the bottle and spill its contents.

While that may seem naughty, I can assure you that should you be so nice as to provide me with any of my suggestions, your notations of my naughtiness will be much longer next year.

Patiently awaiting,

someoneyouknow

The whole explosive bottle thing in not very nice!! What if Santa gets his freak on with Mra. Clause and some naughty Litsters along the way and makes it there a few minutes late? Or shows up and it explodes in his hands?? Then you will feel bad because all the others will not get what they ask for. Who is going to explain all this to those that did not get what they wanted? Should I give them your address and tell them you did it??

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

Dear Sexy Naughty FN Santa
I really liked the warm honey idea, can I add that to the list? Oh and let me know when the devise is ready, I'll be waiting with a surprise for you.

 

[Volunteerlover]

Dear Santa,

I've been too busy to be bad this year, but I stay naughty, so I hope that counts for something. I want nothing for myself, but I would like to make a request for my family and friends: Please bring them what would give them the most joy, whether they know it or not, for in true happiness is where we find peace.

Thank you, and keep rocking, Big Guy!

VL

 

[fukngroovn]

Dear Sexy Naughty FN Santa
I really liked the warm honey idea, can I add that to the list? Oh and let me know when the devise is ready, I'll be waiting with a surprise for you.

Still workin on that baby doll!!!

Dear Santa,

I've been too busy to be bad this year, but I stay naughty, so I hope that counts for something. I want nothing for myself, but I would like to make a request for my family and friends: Please bring them what would give them the most joy, whether they know it or not, for in true happiness is where we find peace.

Thank you, and keep rocking, Big Guy!

VL

Life is what you make of it. If ya let the little things get you down you'll stay unhappy. no one can make anyone else happy until they themselves are happy!!! Staying busy is not a bad thing. I try to myself.

 

[LuvtoDream]

Dear Santa,

I have been a hard working, responsible student, parent and wife this year. May I please have the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager so I can be nice and relaxed throughout the year? I am much more behaved when I am less tense.

Sincerely,
LtD

 

[cookiejar]

Dear Santa,

Please send me Glenn Beck, preferably giftwrapped so I can open him slowly. Thank you.


Love, Cookie

 

[Ellafun]

Dear Santa,

I am still waiting, patiently, for my remote controlled Sybian. I think I've earned it.

Love, ella

 

[teknight]

Dear Santa,

I am still waiting, patiently, for my remote controlled Sybian. I think I've earned it.

Love, ella

Dear Santa,
It's me, again. We've had our differences, but I'd like to repent and ask for her remote control.

Thanks,
You're a pal,
t

 

[fukngroovn]

Dear Santa,

I have been a hard working, responsible student, parent and wife this year. May I please have the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager so I can be nice and relaxed throughout the year? I am much more behaved when I am less tense.

Sincerely,
LtD

If it is going to make you behave, then why would I want to stop all the naughtyness???

Dear Santa,

Please send me Glenn Beck, preferably giftwrapped so I can open him slowly. Thank you.


Love, Cookie

If I kidnapped him don't you think it would ruin Christmas for years to come?? Maybe I can work on a very special letter to see what I can do!!

Dear Santa,

I am still waiting, patiently, for my remote controlled Sybian. I think I've earned it.

Love, ella

Only if I can watch and video the first use!! Oh, yea, I get to have the remote also!!!

Dear Santa,
It's me, again. We've had our differences, but I'd like to repent and ask for her remote control.

Thanks,
You're a pal,
t

How bout I drop a copy of the video in your stocking??

 

[roxybalboa]

Dear Santa, please can I sit on your lap again. Last year I had so much fun with the stick you let me play with. I promise I won't be naughty again. I'll even put my school uniform on.

Lots of licks and kisses.

Roxy.

 

[fukngroovn]

Dear Santa, please can I sit on your lap again. Last year I had so much fun with the stick you let me play with. I promise I won't be naughty again. I'll even put my school uniform on.

Lots of licks and kisses.

Roxy.

Well how can Santa pass that up??

 

[Starr_girl]

And since it was brought to my attention here is mine

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for all my friends and loved ones has the best one ever. May their holidays be great and they get whatever it is that they ask for.

Thank you very much,

FG

Dear Santa,
Please give fukngroovn something extra special (mmmm perhaps Kuvi in the flesh?) for Christmas this year... He's a sweet and cool guy and this thread is awesome!
Thanks Santa!!
Big hugs and kisses...

SG

 

[fukngroovn]

Dear Santa,
Please give fukngroovn something extra special (mmmm perhaps Kuvi in the flesh?) for Christmas this year... He's a sweet and cool guy and this thread is awesome!
Thanks Santa!!
Big hugs and kisses...

SG

Isn't that sweet!! You don't want/need anything naughty for Christmas???

 

[Ellafun]

Dear Santa,
It's me, again. We've had our differences, but I'd like to repent and ask for her remote control.

Thanks,
You're a pal,
t

Wow. And we just met.

 

[Starr_girl]

Isn't that sweet!! You don't want/need anything naughty for Christmas???

Of course I do. I'm still composing my letter to Santa... trying to keep it down to one wisely chosen, delicious, very naughty n' nice Christmas request.

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear Santa:

First, I want my bestest Lit friends to know how much I appreciate them and for being a part of my life. They deserve many gifts, but I would love to give them some big smooshy hugs!!

For my little one, I want her to have a magical christmas. This will be her first one where she realizes what xmas is about. I may not be able to get her all the things I want...but I hope that she'll just be happy spending the day with me. And if you could get the deadbeat dad to somehow help out or bring some gifts that would be great too.

For me, I won't ask for much. I'm happier than I have been in a long, long time. All I want is my special someone to be naked in my bed more often!!

~Flirty

 

[fukngroovn]

Of course I do. I'm still composing my letter to Santa... trying to keep it down to one wisely chosen, delicious, very naughty n' nice Christmas request.

Well take your time on that request and if there is anything I can do to help (like sitting is naughty Santa's lap!!) let me know!!

Dear Santa:

First, I want my bestest Lit friends to know how much I appreciate them and for being a part of my life. They deserve many gifts, but I would love to give them some big smooshy hugs!!

For my little one, I want her to have a magical christmas. This will be her first one where she realizes what xmas is about. I may not be able to get her all the things I want...but I hope that she'll just be happy spending the day with me. And if you could get the deadbeat dad to somehow help out or bring some gifts that would be great too.

For me, I won't ask for much. I'm happier than I have been in a long, long time. All I want is my special someone to be naked in my bed more often!!

~Flirty

The first are always the best. At that age they are happy to have a box more than what came in it. Will have to see that the lil one gets all that makes her smile!!!

I know what you mean by the dead beat dad, but in my case it's a dead beat egg donor!!!

Maybe a lil special note to that special someone will help ya out!!

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear Santa...

I know it's a federal offense and all that... but I've been intercepting your mail (don't worry... I taped all the letters shut and they're on the way to you now, so no harm and this should NOT be counted as naughtiness).

I would like to say that all the mushy stuff is fine and dandy... but remember ... one of your jobs is to deliver nice gifts to those of us who have been good (or promise to be good next year ... look at the contract... this clause has been added ! ;really

More to the point.... please Santa remember: black black checkered. You have the address for delivery.

Yours very sincerely, (and lick and kiss)

O_S_W

 

[ravi64]

dear Santa please, please, please keep the wikileaks expose about the moresome between me sensual dreamer, tminu,GGTB and MSTexas under wraps


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