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Dear FN Santa,

I want
red nipples tassels..
a pair of new knee high boots..(white ones maybe since I already have black?!
a HUGE lollipop...*grins*
ohhh ohhh! and a a set of double Velcro handcuffs..
and since I have been super-duper-awesomely good this year..!!!
:D
the ability to make everyone I care about...truly know it in their hearts...
or feel it burn their asses with my new crop.
:devil:

:heart:
:kiss:
MsD
 
teknight said:
Dear Santa,
Support democracy. Listen to the masses.

t

P.S. as for my presents: a Koenigsegg or happiness for my friends.
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I don't think that this web-board is really a Democracy, but......

Happiness for all friends is the best thing anyone could ask for!!

Mike4fun said:
Dear Santa

I haven't been very good, but when i'm bad, i'm good at it ;-)

I would very much like to meet certain ladies of lit in real life, have them sit on my lap and tell me what they want ;-), then get off a little, then on again. Some of these ladies are on this very thread.

Mike
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I am positive you're not the only one of us that wishes this!! :p

teknight said:
They make them smart in Tx.

Dear Santa,
P.P.S. Get me some smart texan women, like the one above.
Thanks,
t
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teknight said:
Dear Santa,
I've obviously been bad.
Forget the presents, just look after my friends.
Badly yours,
t
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MsTexas said:
Dear Santa,

Can I have a bad boy like the one above.

:p
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You two are so funny!!


Mrs.H said:
Dear Santa, I want Sensualdreamer to be President of Literotica!!

*falling off my chair giggling*

Ravi should be banned no doubt!
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Dang, 3 strikes......:rolleyes:


swtrthnhoney said:
Dear Santa -

I want it all.

The relationship with my perception of the most handsome guy with whom I could be wickedly naughty without reprehension, the career with the seemingly refined and demure status to contrast my wicked and naughty nature, and the insanely huge funds to do whatever we want, wherever we want, whenever we want, however we want, anytime we want.

(Hey, if you're gonna' dream, dream big...)

I always strive to be good with a naughty mindset and an insatiable appetite for good fun.

;;)
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Greedy aren't we!! But you're right!! Everyone should dream big!!!:D

MsDeanne said:
Dear FN Santa,

I want
red nipples tassels..
a pair of new knee high boots..(white ones maybe since I already have black?!
a HUGE lollipop...*grins*
ohhh ohhh! and a a set of double Velcro handcuffs..
and since I have been super-duper-awesomely good this year..!!!
:D
the ability to make everyone I care about...truly know it in their hearts...
or feel it burn their asses with my new crop.
:devil:

:heart:
:kiss:
MsD
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Now that would be a sight to see for Santa and his night might get cut a lil short!! :D Maybe your house should be last!!!
 
Dear Santa,

Sorry about all that naughtiness. If you'll park that mini just in front of my place (don't forget Santa... black black & checkers)... I promise to be better next year.

No more frolicking or teasing and definately no more of that naughty dirty talk.

Promise !

Big licks and kisses,
O_S_W
 
o_so_wet said:
Dear Santa,

Sorry about all that naughtiness. If you'll park that mini just in front of my place (don't forget Santa... black black & checkers)... I promise to be better next year.

No more frolicking or teasing and definately no more of that naughty dirty talk.

Promise !

Big licks and kisses,
O_S_W
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Dear Santa,
She's sweet- but don't you dare get her that car, you bastard!

One upset customer,
tek
;)
 
Mrs.H said:
Dear Santa,

Go here....... www.tiffanys.com and you and I are gonna get along real fine, yup yup.

Ya dig?
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Let Santa work on getting 4 more jobs and I might be able to get you some test samples!!! :D:D:D

o_so_wet said:
Dear Santa,

Sorry about all that naughtiness. If you'll park that mini just in front of my place (don't forget Santa... black black & checkers)... I promise to be better next year.

No more frolicking or teasing and definately no more of that naughty dirty talk.

Promise !

Big licks and kisses,
O_S_W
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Ummmm....if Santa got this for you he might get shot out of the sky somewhere for taking a lot of fun away from others!!! !!!!!!!!

teknight said:
Dear Santa,
She's sweet- but don't you dare get her that car, you bastard!

One upset customer,
tek
;)
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Hey, you just made Santa's MEAN list!! Nothing but coal for you!!:mad:
 
o_so_wet said:
Dear Santa,

Sorry about all that naughtiness. If you'll park that mini just in front of my place (don't forget Santa... black black & checkers)... I promise to be better next year.

No more frolicking or teasing and definately no more of that naughty dirty talk.

Promise !

Big licks and kisses,
O_S_W
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You mean something like this?
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In all honesty ...

Dear Santa,

One last wish ...

I wish I could all my friends could have everything that makes their little hearts flutter with passion.

:D
 
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Dear Santa,

I've been really naughty, plus, I'm Jewish.

However, you owe some presents...you better pay up!

Your bookie
 
Dear Santa...

I have been a pretty good guy. What I really want is for you to come up with a present that will transform my wife into one very horny wanton slut...if this can not be done, perhaps a mind adjustment that would have her allow me to taste the finer things of like such as MsDeanne or Cinner from Literotica.

Thanks and keep in touch

BDA (Al)
 
BDA73 said:
Dear Santa...

I have been a pretty good guy. What I really want is for you to come up with a present that will transform my wife into one very horny wanton slut...if this can not be done, perhaps a mind adjustment that would have her allow me to taste the finer things of like such as MsDeanne or Cinner from Literotica.

Thanks and keep in touch

BDA (Al)
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Its called vodka..
:D
and you can drink it off any part you like...lol..
:p
 
BDA73 said:
Dear Santa...

I have been a pretty good guy. What I really want is for you to come up with a present that will transform my wife into one very horny wanton slut...if this can not be done, perhaps a mind adjustment that would have her allow me to taste the finer things of like such as MsDeanne or Cinner from Literotica.

Thanks and keep in touch

BDA (Al)
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They do make pills for that!!! :D:D:D:D:D

MsDeanne said:
Its called vodka..
:D
and you can drink it off any part you like...lol..
:p
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But what if Vodka isn't liked???
 
Dear Santa, I have been very very good/naughty.........


First I want all the USA troops in harms way to return home healthy and safe....

Second I want you go here, bring me one of every style every color.....
 
Dear Santa,

Revise thoughts.
I would love to take vodka shots from MsDeanne clevage.

Make it happen you big red pimp.

BDA
 
BDA73 said:
Dear Santa,

Revise thoughts.
I would love to take vodka shots from MsDeanne clevage.

Make it happen you big red pimp.

BDA
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Santa is sure that could be arranged but money is tight this year and the airfare is on you guys!!! :p
 
Dear Santa,

I know I've been REALLY naughty this year, but I sill have a few things on my list. I need a f'ing vacation, and not the family kind. I'm not really picky about where, but Texas would be nice ;) If you can't swing that, then I'm in sore need of a nanny and a maid.

Above all else, however, I would like to ask for another year of good health and happiness for my family and friends.

XOXO

~Day
 
DayMaker said:
Dear Santa,

I know I've been REALLY naughty this year, but I sill have a few things on my list. I need a f'ing vacation, and not the family kind. I'm not really picky about where, but Texas would be nice ;) If you can't swing that, then I'm in sore need of a nanny and a maid.

Above all else, however, I would like to ask for another year of good health and happiness for my family and friends.

XOXO

~Day
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Bitch I know you meant to say California and not Texas!!!
 
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