X-TRA X-TRA!! Museum Of Sex Opens In NYC 9/23/02!!!!!

[mbb308]

Not yet.........but I have a couple of ideas for an outfit
that I'm going to wear opening nite!!

Opening night falls on a special day around here. I might be otherwise occupied, I hope.

 

[tigerjen]

Opening night falls on a special day around here. I
might be otherwise occupied, I hope.

What special day is it? Your b-day?

 

[mbb308]

What special day is it? Your b-day?

Could be....

 

[tigerjen]

Could be....

heehee just checked your profile....it IS your bday!!!!

 

[mbb308]

heehee just checked your profile....it IS your bday!!!!

I might have lied, you know.

 

[tigerjen]

I might have lied, you know.

Uh huh......then prove to me when your real bday is

 

[mbb308]

Uh huh......then prove to me when your real bday is

I can fax you my VADL - but it'll just say that I didn't really lie. Or that I lied to them, too.

And then there's my birth certificate. And the passport.

Lies, filthy lies, every one!!!!

Kinda hard to believe that I've lived this long.

 

[tigerjen]

I can fax you my VADL - but it'll just say that I didn't really
lie. Or that I lied to them, too.

And then there's my birth certificate. And the passport.

Lies, filthy lies, every one!!!!

Kinda hard to believe that I've lived this long.

I don't have a fax machine

heehee filthy lies, eh??????


tigerjen

 

[mbb308]

I don't have a fax machine

heehee filthy lies, eh??????


tigerjen

Ma Barker had a lovely quote about lies. Of course, Ma died in a shootout with the FBI, back in the old days of gangsters and such.

So, what are you wearing to the opening? Or, do I have to change threads to ask that?

 

[tigerjen]

Ma Barker had a lovely quote about lies. Of course, Ma
died in a shootout with the FBI, back in the old days
of gangsters and such.

So, what are you wearing to the opening? Or, do
I have to change threads to ask that?

heehee you'll have to change threads to talk about
clothes.....

Mmmmmmmmm i love giving you a "hard' time, baby....

 

[mbb308]

heehee you'll have to change threads to talk about
clothes.....

Mmmmmmmmm i love giving you a "hard' time, baby....

I may be dumb as a box of rocks, but I'm not blind. I noticed that!!!!

 

[tigerjen]

I may be dumb as a box of rocks, but I'm not blind.
I noticed that!!!!

Noticed what? *licking your ear*

 

[mbb308]

Noticed what? *licking your ear*

Good thing that I shower often - recently, too.

Shall I purr now, or wait until later?

 

[tigerjen]

Good thing that I shower often - recently, too.

Shall I purr now, or wait until later?

Purr now

 

[mbb308]

Purr now

That funny sound you hear, that would be purring....

 

[tigerjen]

That funny sound you hear, that would be purring....

Mmmmmmmm sounds very sexy..........mmmmmmmm

 

[mbb308]

Mmmmmmmm sounds very sexy..........mmmmmmmm

Be nice to the little kittie, Dear.

I saw the cutest young cat today - but she wouldn't come close.

Pity - that seems to happen too often with female creatures.

 

[tigerjen]

Be nice to the little kittie, Dear.

I saw the cutest young cat today - but she wouldn't come
close.

Pity - that seems to happen too often with female
creatures.

Kitties can be very cute

Mmmmmmmm I'll be nice to you darling....

 

[mbb308]

Kitties can be very cute

Mmmmmmmm I'll be nice to you darling....

She beats me, she makes nice. She jerks me around, she climbs in my lap.

This'll give me a crick in my neck at this rate!!!!

 

[tigerjen]

She beats me, she makes nice. She jerks me around,
she climbs in my lap.

This'll give me a crick in my neck at this rate!!!!

*giggling my pants off!!!*

 

[mbb308]

*giggling my pants off!!!*

Oh, the pain...the pain....

Watch them there fallin' britches, Young Lady.

 

[tigerjen]

Oh, the pain...the pain....

Watch them there fallin' britches, Young Lady.

Don't you enjoy what you see, darling?

 

[mbb308]

Don't you enjoy what you see, darling?

Not a minute's trouble from this end.

I'm calling it a night and hitting the rack. There's plenty of room for two, if you're not too busy . . . .

 

[tigerjen]

Not a minute's trouble from this end.

I'm calling it a night and hitting the rack. There's plenty
of room for two, if you're not too busy . . . .

If I was closer to where you are, I'd join you


Sweet dreams.......

 

[mbb308]

If I was closer to where you are, I'd join you


Sweet dreams.......

Like, if you were in Jersey, and I were in Delaware? Or, if you were on Clay Street and I were on Marshall Street?

Take good care, Dear, and I firmly forbid you to have any but the best of dreams.