Yal'l are Hippies.

[Shagly]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

The only times I can ever remember hugging a tree...was when I was trying not to fall out of it.

 

[Mrtenant]

I got wood, that count?

 

[MarkoAaron]

Of course I hug trees. They give me oxygen and keep me from dying, so damn right I'm gonna hug them!

 

[John_Q_Public]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

I don't recall ever being called a hippie. That's outrageous!

Haha hahaha hahahahaha hahaha

Hahahahahaha.

 

[Kelleebabes]

I'm a hip hip hippy chick...

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Someone mentioned pot?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

Guilty as charged.

Now what are you going to do about it?

 

[Kelleebabes]

is it 4:20?...nice

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

Well I was never drafted so I didn't have to dodge. I don't know what a cop swatter is so I don't think that fits. But hey...3 out of 5's not bad!!!

 

[tnman03]

The only times I can ever remember hugging a tree...was when I was trying not to fall out of it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ *This* ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Mrtenant]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

alittle quid pro quo, fyi....you did spell y'all incorrectly, we southern slouches gotta stand up for our dialect you know

 

[Shagly]

Well I was never drafted so I didn't have to dodge. I don't know what a cop swatter is so I don't think that fits. But hey...3 out of 5's not bad!!!

Just 2 more points to get on the Felon list.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Me? Call me a...

Redneck Hippie.
"Peace, love or fuck off"

 

[LWulf]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

Um... nope. I didn't have to dodge it, I was already 4F.
Um... nope. The only pot that smokes in my house is a cooking pot that was left on the burner.
Um... nope. I don't just lay down and get casual with any ol' tree.
Um... nope. Though I might have thought about it once or twice.
Um... nope. Actually I could get my old job back if people had more wars around here.

Though you forgot to mention "long haired," and the ultimate expression of being a hippie... being an "hipster." The funny thing about the hipsters is that like many trend terms, or slang, used in modern culture, it was actually coined many years earlier and not actually as modern as most people would think.

 

[Penuche]

Given the choice between hugging a tree or some of the pisspoor excuses for human beings, I know which I'd choose, every time.

 

[jameslewis]

Draft dodgers, pot smokers, tree huggers, cop swatters, love makers.

If this describes being a hippy to you - you very obviously were never one. Even just the superficial aspects are missed by this description.
Hippy = a state of mind and attitude about life.