You absolute...

[Nylonian]

Spunk Bucket

Think that's a compliment.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute MySpace page.

 

[jbeardo1]

You absolute festering saddle sore

 

[Cdp1979]

You absolute pillock

 

[rick_j21]

You absolute codpiece

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ass pimple.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute skid mark..

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute crap magnet.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute missing page in a mystery novel.




(Could also be used in Southern, "Why he's as interesting as a mystery novel missing the Who Done It Page")

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute missing page in a mystery novel.




(Could also be used in Southern, "Why he's as interesting as a mystery novel missing the Who Done It Page")

As a massive fan of classic British whodunnits, I love you for this you have no idea....

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute beige crayon.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute pie

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute flesh toned stocking.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute vending machine

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute busted zipper.

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute ABS challenge

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute sausage

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute failed erection.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute laptop charger.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute silky smooth Nylon helper

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute chastity belt.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

You absolute ecot, whatever ecto means

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute thundercunt of a day.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute ecot, whatever ecto means

Ecto is from the movie Ghostbusters, and is short for ectoplasm, the slimey substance left behind by ghosts.
In my case, it's from the custom license plate on the Ghostbuster's car, the ECTO-1.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frosted window.