You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute tiger that leaps through the sky.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute loon

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute hairless beast.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You absolute clapped out wanker!

 

[Taegul]

You absolute artificial banana flavoring.

 

[rick_j21]

You absolute Taco Bell sauce packet

 

[Norfolkguy55]

You absolute doughnut

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mild hot sauce.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute roadkill.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute dropped taco

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute bog brush

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute thread resurrectors.

 

[Nylonian]

You absolute stale bread

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute spigot

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute bratwurst

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute twit

 

[CrawlerCarl]

You absolute lollipop

 

[Footman69]

You absolute twat waffle

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute waffle twat

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute blue waffle (Google it, I dare you)

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute blue waffle (Google it, I dare you)

(There’s a thread about that already, buts it’s probably buried pretty deeply)

 

[PrissOff]

You absolute twat

 

[CrawlerCarl]

You absolute mud pie

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute roadkill.