You absolute...

[Orwellian69]

You absolute wank splat

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute coccyx

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute melted candle.

 

[Unquoted]

you absolute urinal cake

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute unfiled toenail.

 

[bikerbonez]

you absolute toe rag

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute fanny fart

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute spunk trumpet

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute snorkel

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute tiddlywink

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute monocle

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute crumpled up grocery list

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute camel spit.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute blithering idiot

 

[snebb]

You absolutely rag

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute melon.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute wank sock

 

[snebb]

You absolute coriander

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute bear scat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute chicken wing

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute mug of old biscuit dough.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute loose change

 

[Sunlover102]

You absolute hunk-a-spunk

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute hunk-a-spunk

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[Unquoted]

You absolute dry hump