You absolute...

[Tajiqa]

You absolute zero

 

[LizWetmore]

You absolute butthole

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute spamburger

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute chess board.

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute imposter

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute crotchety crab.

 

[ATrueNewBeginning]

You absolute waste of time and space

 

[Zumbamami_69]

You absolutely spineless coward.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute empty glass

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute rotten egg inside a cream egg.

 

[Adrian81]

You absolute flannel