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You absolute...

Thread starter Orwellian69
Start date Dec 22, 2025

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Sunday at 7:29 AM

#3,751

You absolute storm cloud on the horizon.

Unquoted

insert joke here

Sunday at 11:38 AM

#3,752

You absolute fake mustache.

_SallySparrow_

Literotica Guru

Sunday at 2:27 PM

#3,753

You absolute cobweb

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Sunday at 9:26 PM

#3,754

You absolute Comic Sans.

cheekygirl75

Brains of the Outfit

Sunday at 10:38 PM

#3,755

You absolute used tampon

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Sunday at 11:43 PM

#3,756

You absolute fuzzy alligator.

Unquoted

insert joke here

Yesterday at 11:34 AM

#3,757

You absolute lumpy mattress.

Cwtchseeker

Best Welsh Cuddler💛

Yesterday at 6:10 PM

#3,758

You absolute lumpy mash

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Today at 12:21 AM

#3,759

You absolute mess of wires and circuits.

barefootgirl69

Wild Lil Cupcake

Today at 12:21 AM

#3,760

You absolute cheeseburger

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