You absolute...

[jonnoback]

You absolute beach

 

[Taegul]

You absolute designated driver.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute loose hair caught in my bra strap and tickling my back

 

[Dogma52]

You absolute PUD!

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute gollum

 

[Taegul]

You absolute expired milk.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute fish fart

 

[Cat]

You absolute thawed snowman.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute Macadamia nut.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute Tuesday

 

[Asilverfox23]

You absolute dolt!

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute coathanger

 

[SundaeCherry]

You absolute platypus

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute broken fan

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute button hole!

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute canker sore

 

[RaineDrops]

You absolute adhesive bra

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute arse

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute broken link

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute 404 Not Found

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute empty glass

 

[Taegul]

You absolute band-aid on a hairy arm.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute perishing git

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute cup of decaffeinated coffee

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute tv remote.