You absolute...

[EctoJohn]

You absolute misunderstanding between two otherwise civil people.

 

[ericalauren]

Speaking of accents and such from the UK, I was just talking to my friend Daiyne about how I was babysitting once and the father (who is English) told me that he'd walk me to the garage. The way he pronounced garage sounded to me like "carriage", which I assumed meant my car. I told him he didn't need to walk me to my car. He said "No, love... the garage!"

 

[Xerxes82]

You absolute loose shoelace.

 

[Rodlicker57]

You absolute Richard Cranium

 

[Shady_nz]

You absolute wally!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I have thought about it, and now, I consider this a compliment.

You absolute wanker!

Because wanker is a fun word. What is wrong with wanking, by the way?

Doesn't everybody wank?

It's more a question of who you're wanking, how you wanking, who else may be around. Y'know - details. The Devil's in de tails. The bugger.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute unprintable character

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute used piece of dental floss

@PotNoodle79 guessing 'you absolute MFing MFer' is not in the spirit of the game?!

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute lesbian

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You absolute dinglehopper.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute used piece of dental floss

@PotNoodle79 guessing 'you absolute MFing MFer' is not in the spirit of the game?!

as long as it's said with humour and not aimed at me, you absolute risk taker

 

[EyesOnHers]

as long as it's said with humour and not aimed at me, you absolute risk taker

Taking that as a compliment!

You absolute hair plug in the bath

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute wank puffin

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute wank puffin

You won...
You absolutely won British 'absolute' insults

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute sieve

 

[PotNoodle79]

You won...
You absolutely won British 'absolute' insults

*takes a bow*

Thank you, you absolute twatwaffle

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute fanny spanner

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute dripping nose

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute floppy cock

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute trading card game booster pack.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute anal fissure.

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute dingleberry

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute thing that I dislike intensely but cannot for the life of me remember the name of

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute spanker

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute toe knuckle