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You absolute...

Thread starter PotNoodle79
Start date Dec 22, 2025

EyesOnHers

Virgin

Today at 2:01 AM

#1,601

UsuallyPresent said:
You absolute toe knuckle

This is a good one!
Very British
Very insulting

EDIT: Drunk, sorry. But it made me laugh

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Today at 2:21 AM

#1,602

You overly tight screw-on top.

Deadbed1968

Rrrruff!

Today at 2:56 AM

#1,603

You absolute pineapple!

Deadbed1968

Rrrruff!

Today at 2:56 AM

#1,604

You absolut vodka!

EctoJohn

Romantic Swordsman

Today at 6:25 AM

#1,605

You absolute book mark.

PotNoodle79

Literotica Guru

Today at 8:46 AM

#1,606

You absolute broken biscuit

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