You Gotta Read This...

[sirhugs]

I'll never be able to think about anal sex the same way again:

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/06/an-anal-history-of-the-fall

 

[WaxPhilosophic]

Were there no peach trees in the garden?

 

[caleb35]

 

[Writer61]

It would explain what the snake really is.

 

[redgarters]

This explains sooooo much...!

 

[vibes]

It's almost as stretched as Brown's Da Vinci Code, and as well thought out

 

[sirhugs]

It's almost as stretched as Brown's Da Vinci Code, and as well thought out

and much better written

 

[vibes]

and much better written

I'd like to read the original wording of Casaburo, Scaglione and Impicciato

 

[TheRedChamber]

Can I play?

The flood was just Noah and Mrs Noah engaging in a particularly intensive watersports session after over hydrating.

The burning bush was just a Egyptian prostitute that Moses visited who had a bad case of thrush.

'The whale' was just a Greco-Roman gay sauna that Jonah was really into.

The Song of Solomon is all about a nice wife who really does serve a nice bit of watermelon with honey.

I could do this all day but thankfully I won't.

 

[sirhugs]

Can I play?

The flood was just Noah and Mrs Noah engaging in a particularly intensive watersports session after over hydrating.

The burning bush was just a Egyptian prostitute that Moses visited who had a bad case of thrush.

'The whale' was just a Greco-Roman gay sauna that Jonah was really into.

The Song of Solomon is all about a nice wife who really does serve a nice bit of watermelon with honey.

I could do this all day but thankfully I won't.

I believe however that this article untened to be taken seriously, as far as the history goes.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I believe however that this article untened to be taken seriously, as far as the history goes.

The TL;DR on it is awesome. "Anal sex is so good God tried to keep it to him/her/themself"