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It's almost as stretched as Brown's Da Vinci Code, and as well thought out
 
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The flood was just Noah and Mrs Noah engaging in a particularly intensive watersports session after over hydrating.

The burning bush was just a Egyptian prostitute that Moses visited who had a bad case of thrush.

'The whale' was just a Greco-Roman gay sauna that Jonah was really into.

The Song of Solomon is all about a nice wife who really does serve a nice bit of watermelon with honey.

I could do this all day but thankfully I won't.
 
Can I play?

The flood was just Noah and Mrs Noah engaging in a particularly intensive watersports session after over hydrating.

The burning bush was just a Egyptian prostitute that Moses visited who had a bad case of thrush.

'The whale' was just a Greco-Roman gay sauna that Jonah was really into.

The Song of Solomon is all about a nice wife who really does serve a nice bit of watermelon with honey.

I could do this all day but thankfully I won't.
I believe however that this article untened to be taken seriously, as far as the history goes.
 
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