You Know You Are A ....

[graceanne]

Rednecks wife when your husband woo's you by naming his gun after you.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You know you are one lucky bitch when you got someone love you as much as he does.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You know you are helplessly in love when you can't think of anything else than being in his arms, again.

 

[rida]

dom freak, when you tell your girl you won't have sex for quite some time from now on so you can write in the Sex thread that you haven't had sex just to figure out if you can get rida to imagine how she 'services' you.

*chuckle*

Really vain
when you spend 10 minutes to look at your snatch close up in the mirror and find yourself smugly happy with what nature gave you.

good one!

I'd probably be doing the same if it was not for the fact that minor surgery left her asymmetric

 

[Netzach]

*chuckle*





good one!

I'd probably be doing the same if it was not for the fact that minor surgery left her asymmetric

Symmetry was never on my pretty pussy checklist. Hm.

 

[Shankara20]

Symmetry was never on my pretty pussy checklist. Hm.

nor on my checklist, FYI

 

[Rad'l]

You know you are.... but what am I?
(sorry... childhood throwback)


You know you are a wandering minstrel.... if you are a thing of shreds and patches.

If anyone can guess the reference they will be sent a cookie.

Gilbert and Sullivan - the Mikado

 

[FantaSeaGirl]

You know you need to do more kegels when you literally piss yourself reading this thread!

 

[ShyGuy68]

You know you are a spanking lover, when you ponder how the butts of the women you see around town will look freshly spanked.

Here I go:

You Know You Are A service oriented submissive slut ...

when reading on the Sex thread about people that has not had it for a long time makes you wish you could go and take care of them

Yes please do

 

[DiscusDave]

You know you are a Toys 'R Us kid..... if you don't want to grow up.

 

[Myskaninen]

You know you are a spanking lover, when you ponder how the butts of the women you see around town will look freshly spanked.

oh so true its hard to teach when ones female students (university freshmen) makes one think about that...

 

[YourCaptor]

oh so true its hard to teach when ones female students (university freshmen) makes one think about that...

class will never be the same.

Wouldn't it be nice if we had some sort of kinkster ID.

 

[rida]

You Know you are

a true Italian .... when the idea of pasta cooked in unsalted water is a heresy

 

[helistin]

You know you are ...

... kinky and have an imagination far too vivid to be good for you when seeing the brand name "Rubbermaid" on a trash can triggers mental images that make you want to pour bleach in through your ear.