You know Your/The Penis is Small...

I know my penis is small because my wife has often told me "You know I love your penis, right?" out of nowhere during intercourse, typically when I am unable to make her orgasm via penetration due to my diminutive size down there which is and has been the norm.

The knowledge that I am small is reinforced because she let it slip while drunk a few years into our marriage that the man she dated before me had a "truly massive cock." Her words.
 
You know your penis is small when you have to sit to pee.
I live in a sit-to-pee household. And if I find a guy peeing standing up, I will yank his cock down to the bowl. I'm not cleaning up your splash-back, mister. If you're gonna get piss all over my floor, you might as well make sure it's running down the body of a naughty, naughty slut first.
 
I live in a sit-to-pee household. And if I find a guy peeing standing up, I will yank his cock down to the bowl. I'm not cleaning up your splash-back, mister. If you're gonna get piss all over my floor, you might as well make sure it's running down the body of a naughty, naughty slut first.
Love the attitude, learned a long time ago, at home, sit to piss, hate cleaning up the splash back, or getting yelled at. Instead of fighting to aim morning wood, sit down, better control over it.
I don't wear clothes at home, so no big deal to sit.
 
I live in a sit-to-pee household. And if I find a guy peeing standing up, I will yank his cock down to the bowl. I'm not cleaning up your splash-back, mister. If you're gonna get piss all over my floor, you might as well make sure it's running down the body of a naughty, naughty slut first.
I always sit to pee. Does that make me a sissy?
 
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