You know Your/The Penis is Small...

[nutoseen]

when your MIL saw it and giggled

 

[Easybi]

when your MIL saw it and giggled

So hot! Id love this then she would know why her daughter cheats

 

[Trubbycat]

When you’re getting dressed and she says “Now I want some Tootsie Rolls.”

 

[WonderPonder]

When your wife's pet name for you is nub or little nub.