You know Your/The Penis is Small...

When, without prompting, every woman you've ever slept with regales you with a story of how big their previous lover was.
 
My first wife would often refer to my pathetically small penis as my "little guy". She liked watching me masturbate just using my thumb and forefinger. Sometimes, we would be watching television and she would order me to "whip out" my little guy and jerk off. She's usually surprised by the prodigious amounts semen I produce, in spite of my small penis size, saying "It's almost like a "real cock"!
 
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