~*~You know you're a perv/pervette ~*~

[Sensualdreamer]

It could be anything...so feel free to share

I know I'm a pervette when I look at my bottles of nail polish and the colours have names that could be thought of as sexual. For instance I'm wearing a colour called Climax, and I also have one called Big Daddy, as well as one called Pulsating - just to name a few

 

[CrimsonAlex]

You know you're a perv when just about everything you hear can be turned into a "That's what she said" moment.

 

[CrimsonAlex]

You know you're a perv when you walk around the house naked, secretly hoping some one is peering in.

 

[OzoneRed]

YKYaP if you only come to the Playground to look at the picture threads.

 

[CrimsonAlex]

YKYaP if you only come to the Playground to look at the picture threads.

haha, so true somedays

 

[CrimsonAlex]

YKYAP when there's a semi-permanent indent in your chair from sitting on Lit all morning.

 

[DarkSimian]

YKYaP when a warm breeze gives you an erection...

 

[DarkSimian]

YKYaP when a cool breeze gives you an erection...

 

[DarkSimian]

YKYaP when no breeze gives you an erection...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

YKYAP when someone has called you the star on the masturbating thread

 

[DarkSimian]

YKYaP when Ron Jeremy calls you for sexual advice...

 

[CrimsonAlex]

YKYaP when you have Lit open in one tab and a porn vid in another.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

YKYaP when you have Lit open in one tab and a porn vid in another.

Guilty

 

[PartyMart]

YKYAP when you catch a glimpse of your naked reflection in a mirror and think to yourself, "hmmm if I were BI I would do me".

 

[PervyRomantic]

YKYAP when everytime you see the *What CD is in your car right now*
thread, you have to remind yourself that its NOT about crossdressers!

(True story.)

 

[PervyRomantic]

You know you're a perv when just about everything you hear can be turned into a "That's what she said" moment.

I do this Allllll the time at work! Haha.

 

[RyanBlack]

I do this Allllll the time at work! Haha.

cmere pervy and lemmie pinch your butt!!!

 

[PervyRomantic]

cmere pervy and lemmie pinch your butt!!!

Go for it...Mr. Beefcake.
haha.

 

[RyanBlack]

Go for it...Mr. Beefcake.
haha.

its really good to see you friend hope things are well in your world. . it is hot as hell here

 

[PervyRomantic]

its really good to see you friend hope things are well in your world. . it is hot as hell here

Things aren't good or bad, they are like Zen spiritual for me now.
Which is actually the best Ive ever been! (Readied on the shitstorms
now! ) Its really good to see you too! How have you been, besides
the heat there? I loathe hot weather myself.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Things aren't good or bad, they are like Zen spiritual for me now.
Which is actually the best Ive ever been! (Readied on the shitstorms
now! ) Its really good to see you too! How have you been, besides
the heat there? I loathe hot weather myself.

A zen spiritual thing? What about beer? How does that fit in here.

Good to see you Pervy! Thanks again for all your awesome pic threads!

OK YKYaP when you are climbing the bell tower of an 11th century Cathedral, viewing a beautiful European City, and all you can think about is how you can get in the right position on the stairwell to look of the very short skirt of the hot blonde in front of you. And all this, while trying to carry on a conversation with your friends and hosts...one of whom is a woman...

 

[CrimsonAlex]

YKYaP when you make it to 1000 posts on Lit.

Yay! 1k posts as of now. I should celebrate.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

YKYaP when you make it to 1000 posts on Lit.

Yay! 1k posts as of now. I should celebrate.

I remember my first thousand...
Congrats!

 

[Ellafun]

Congratulations!!

YKYaP when you make it to 1000 posts on Lit.

Yay! 1k posts as of now. I should celebrate.

Wow! Yep..you're a perv!!!

YKYaP if, while you're talking to the hot maintenance guy at work, you keep looking at the shelving on the inside of his walk-in truck and realize that there are several prime spots on it where (my) hands could be tied up.

 

[Kudram123]

YKYaP when you make it to 1000 posts on Lit.

Yay! 1k posts as of now. I should celebrate.

Congratz, now give yourself a nice title

YKYaP when you log on lit in "public places"