You might be a redneck...

[WriterDom]

That one is seedless. I had a long conversation about watermelon yesterday. A woman who wants to sit in a hollowed out watermelon filled with tropical juices and a pineapple dildo. I think I'm in love.

Then I learn it's nature's viagra

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91MK0NO1&show_article=1

 

[Desdemona]

Yeah, I can see the lack of seeds

That one is seedless. I had a long conversation about watermelon yesterday. A woman who wants to sit in a hollowed out watermelon filled with tropical juices and a pineapple dildo. I think I'm in love.

Then I learn it's nature's viagra

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91MK0NO1&show_article=1

It does seem to have that effect. Maybe that's one reason we eat 2 or 3 a week in the summer???

A pineapple dildo? She gets points for being creative. You oughta give her a go. LOL

 

[WriterDom]

It's impractical though. You can't sit in a watermelon. I guess you could dip yourself in one however. I think I'll get one. It's been a year. What the heck.

 

[Desdemona]

maybe

you could get one of those blue ribbon state fair sized watermelons for her to sit in.

For me, the idea of sitting in a pool of sticky fruit juice is icky. I'm a clean freak. I found out just how much of a clean freak I am last night. T got ideas from your description of the lady's fantasy. While I truly enjoyed the activity from a physical perspective, a part of my mind was hopelessly stuck worrying about the mess we potentially were making.

LOL Hope you enjoyed your watermelon and your 4th.

 

[WriterDom]

Yeah the whole concept of food and pussy just doesn't work for me beyond the fantasy level.