YOU WANTED THE ASS...YOU GOT THE ASS!

You know what LL? That sweet ass of yours looks just like Flagg's. I should know, I've seen so much of it lately I can't remember what his face looks like. You two could be twins but I got to see more to be sure.
 
You crack me up!

ha ha ha Lasher ... love your hairy ass ... aren't you the cheeky one! :)

... oh and best movie ass? ... my vote is for Mel Gibson's delectable derriere ... that thing is a Lethal Weapon! ;)
 
Okay this is way more information than I ever wanted to know about you people - LOL

Welcome back LL. Wiggle your ass around North Hollywood sometime so I can spot you.

Oh...!

I like you Laurel so much and you're such a good web mistress and you're just the coolest and I like small butts and thank you sooooo much for putting up this site and anything you do is okie-dokie-swell by me -- Mm-wah! Right on the ass!

And that don't mean I don't mean it.
 
Glad to see your ass back LL

1. What makes an ass sexy to me is...
the way it rounds out...gotta have great grabbability

2. The best scene in a movie involving a naked ass belongs to...
don't kill me but Keanu Reeves in Devil's Advocate

3. What I like most about my ass is...
It helps keep my legs attached to my body

4. What I like least about my ass is...
the only time I actually had an ass is when I was pregnant

5. How important is it that your mate possess a nice ass?:
A) Very important--I wanna be able to bounce PAPER money offa it! He does have the cutest roundest grabbable ass too!!!!!!!!!!!

6. When I cup my ass in my hands (as I so often do), I would say that my hands cover _60__% of my total square ass-age.

7. If I were given a gift certificate good for one free ass transplant with the donor of my choice (famous or non-famous), I would love to trade asses with...
Catherine Zeta Jones

8. If one day my ass were able to talk like Jim Carrey's ass does, the first thing it would say is...
Kiss me

9. I have kissed Laurel's cute, little Nazi ass _?__times.
She is such a cutie that I will kiss it as much as she wants.
 
That sweet ass of yours looks just like Flagg's.

Owwwwwch! I'm not sure which one of us is supposed to be more offended. LOL! But HEY babe! You better watch it if ya ever wanna slip into that spot as my #1 fuck choice, eh sexy? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/naughty.gif

Wow people! Fantastic answers. Some of them had me literally LOL-ing. And for any of you who have been hesitant to answer, you don't have to answer any of the questions that you don't want to answer. I'm not a Nazi like Laurel. Just pick the ones that you do. Or you can just pop in with any sort of thoughts on THE ASS that you might have, because in the end, isn't it always about THE ASS?

Real quick special thanks to Rosebud, Dixon, Deborah, Laurelonia, Cheri, Lasher (cup dem cheekies baby! LOL), Dreamer1, SeXyReDHed, JadEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Shyguy, Isabella, and Siren for your sweet welcome back wishes. Thanks guys. :)

Alright enough stalling, as someone so OBSERVANTLY pointed out, I have yet to answer my own questions.

1. What makes an ass sexy to me is...

Honestly, I never really thought asses were the least bit sexy until one particular night in my early 20's when my husband (then fiancé) and I were spending the night in an elegant hotel. The bed was a beautiful Victorian-looking canopy with sheer, draping cloths and a huge mirror on the ceiling of it. As we made love, I happened to glance up at the mirror above and watched in utter fascination as the muscles of his gorgeous ass flexed tightly and those two delicious little dimples on either side appeared every time our bodies were joined in complete union. Sold!

2.The best scene in a movie involving a naked ass belongs to...

I'm pretty much glued to ANY scene in a movie that involves what I just described above, but panties down--Brad Pitt.

3. What I like most about my ass is...

The way it looks in silky panties or my favorite jeans.

4.What I like least about my ass is...

It's cracked.

5.How important is it that your mate possess a nice ass?:
B) Somewhat important--I need to be able to look at it without thinking "Ya know...I really should have more dairy in my diet."


I never really was a big fan of cottage cheese.

6. When I cup my ass in my hands (as I so often do), I would say that my hands cover ___% of my total square ass-age.

LMFAO!! I can't believe these people ACTUALLY answered this question!! What a bunch of buffoons sitting there groping their own asses! HAHA! Huh? What? The mic's still on?

*Ahem* Ummmmmm...75%?

7.If I were given a gift certificate good for one free ass transplant with the donor of my choice (famous or non-famous), I would love to trade asses with...

Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut". I don't find her otherwise attractive in the least, butt HOLY SNIKES! I could not keep my eyes off her delectable posterior in those cotton panty bedroom scenes! *SCHWING*

8. If one day my ass were able to talk like Jim Carrey's ass does, the first thing it would say is...

"And just WHERE do you think you're gonna put THAT??"

9. I have kissed Laurel's cute, little Nazi ass ___ times.

Not nearly enough.
 
gulp!

well I sure missed ya too, lovely Latina ... and OMG - if you're gonna make a dramatic return .. what an entrance! [er, so to speak...]

And yours just went to the top of my favourites list! Can I jon the queue for a nibble? Yummy!
 
Golden!

well I sure missed ya too, lovely Latina ... and OMG - if you're gonna make a dramatic return .. what an entrance!

Yeah! And it even doubles as an exit! *rimshot*

(LOL sorry)

I've missed you too, sweetie! Good to see you. :)
 
Ass good ass it gets!!!

My ass is your ass LL...welcome back!

And I must say your ass is "muy bonita!"

This is my first attempt at posting a graphic..

guaranteed to put ya off your lunch! LOL

http://www.eboard.com/user/EU/E5R6TCI9/notepicFullSize2-1.jpg

My answers:
1. It just is...
2. Sharon Lawrence in the shower...NYPD Blue
3. She puts up with me
4. Hmmmm could be a little tighter
5.A
6. Hey..this is fun...be back in a few minutes
There that's better now where was I? Oh yeah..about 60%
7.Van Damme
8. Get offa me!
9. none..but willing to rectify that!

[Edited by Thumper on 09-17-2000 at 08:12 PM]
 
Now that's a decadently scrumptious hare-ie ass!

OMG Thumper ... i wanna piece of that too .... :)
___________________
If you go chasing rabbits ...
~Jefferson Airplane~
 
The Thing Is, LL, I Can't SEE The Ass . . .

However, even if it is invisible to me, I'm very glad it is back!
 
Boarding the Ontario express!

Wanna play snugglebunnies Isabella? Sounds like a "harebrained" idea to me.
I'll go ask Alice if she can show me the way.
*singing*
"Don't you want "somebunny" to love?"
"Don't you need "somebunny" to love?"
"Wouldn't you love "somebunny" to love?"
"You better find "somebunny" to love!"
 
Oh, Creamy, you're missing an absolutely beautiful ass! I don't usually look at asses in general, and women's asses in particular, but that is one damn fine ass, LL!! And I'm very glad you're back to posting, LL, even if it's only once in a while.
 
April, I'd say it's my horrible eyesight, but I'm afraid it's IE, not supporting the picture, as usual.

Oh, darn!
 
Go ask Alice

Thumper said:
Wanna play snugglebunnies Isabella? Sounds like a "harebrained" idea to me.
I'll go ask Alice if she can show me the way.
*singing*
"Don't you want "somebunny" to love?"
"Don't you need "somebunny" to love?"
"Wouldn't you love "somebunny" to love?"
"You better find "somebunny" to love!"
ha ha ha my darling Wabbit ... i would chase you anywhere!
_____________
Find me some-bunny to love!
Find me some-bunny to love!
 
That's okay, Creamy Lady. I had to reload the darn screen 4 times this evening to get the pic to load. Darn browsers.
 
Oh Shit..LL returns and I'm not even there to greet her. Gotta get that watch set soon LOL.

Welcome back you much missed Latina girl you :D
 
Re: Now that's a decadently scrumptious hare-ie ass!

Isabella Thorne said:
OMG Thumper ... i wanna piece of that too .... :)
___________________
If you go chasing rabbits ...
~Jefferson Airplane~

Amen sister, and if memory serves, I still owe the carrot eating Bunny God of the Crab Nebula a toll for trespassing on his trails. Perhaps he needs someone to tie those laces.
 
Just for you, Ms. Creamy

Not that you're missing out on much, but perhaps you will be able to see the pic thru this link:

http://a1060.g.akamai.net/f/1060/59...871503487b0d5b0b0197037/ff692e2b.jpg.orig.jpg
Hope that works for you. :)

Humper...Ya still haven't told me if that's Matthew or Gunnar?? :p

Xanman! I know it's not Shania's ass, but it was the best I could do for ya.
Missed you, too, you Great Dane you!

And April...thanks for the...uhhh..."butt plug" LOL ;)

[Edited by Lovely Latina on 09-18-2000 at 01:37 AM]
 
Oh danm LL, Shanias' ass???
I hope Expertise didn't hear that LOL

Moi?? Un grand Danoise... That's a new one. Btw isn't that a dog???
 
Re: Just for you, Ms. Creamy

Lovely Latina said:
Not that you're missing out on much
Ohh come on she is missing out on a great sight if she can't see it!!!

Will you be posting more to the amateur section here?? (Keeping my fingers crossed, hoping that she will ;))
 
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