YOU WANTED THE ASS...YOU GOT THE ASS!

Lovely Latina's Ass

Newly registered, but if I may say so that is one fine ASS. Thank you Latina for making my day.
 
Everybody loves some-bunny some time

Kitten Eyes said:
Isabella Thorne said:
OMG Thumper ... i wanna piece of that too .... :)
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If you go chasing rabbits ...
~Jefferson Airplane~

Amen sister, and if memory serves, I still owe the carrot eating Bunny God of the Crab Nebula a toll for trespassing on his trails. Perhaps he needs someone to tie those laces.
.... ahhhh dear Kitten eyes .. you are so kitteny soft ... and a Jefferson Airplane fan, too?

mmmmm .... prrrrrr ... hey why don't we both sneak up behind the Big Wabbit and each caress one of those sweet cheeks ... something tells me he just might enjoy that ... ;)

... also i want to change my ass movie vote for a tie between Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson ... please Miss Latina ... please bend the rules a wee bit and let me pick 2 asses ..??

and also ..i want to relate an ass story please about Mel Gibson too .. i saw an interview with him on Letterman .. so you may have heard this story before ... well Mel is a big practical joker with an insane sense of humour (i know, eh, how good does it get) :)

he said in the interview that during the filming of Lethal Weapon III, he played a joke on Joe Pesci ... Joe loved to smoke cigars in his dressing room ..

so Mel and a friend of his snuck into Joe's dressing room and snuck out some cigars from their case ... then he had his friend photograph the cigars in his butt cheeks .. i know how insane .. and he put the cigars back.

so later when Joe and Mel go into his dressing room, he starts smoking one of the cigars from the case ... and Mel pulls out the pic ... it is priceless ... ... so funny ...
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wouldn't you love some-bunny to love
you better find some-bunny to love
 
Re: Everybody loves some-bunny some time

Isabella Thorne said:
.... ahhhh dear Kitten eyes .. you are so kitteny soft ... and a Jefferson Airplane fan, too?

mmmmm .... prrrrrr ... hey why don't we both sneak up behind the Big Wabbit and each caress one of those sweet cheeks ... something tells me he just might enjoy that ... ;)

Hey babe, go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

Mmmm, kitties love to chase wabbits, especially the leather variety.
 
Originally posted by Lovely Latina


http://a1060.g.akamai.net/f/1060/597/30minutes/www.zing.com/picture/pad0eca67a871503487b0d5b0b0197037/ff692e2b.jpg.orig.jpg

Now, it's pretty average...nothing special...just two gelatinous mounds of muscle and fat cells separated by this most ridiculous-looking, gaping, panty-munching crevasse that I can only liken to a California fault line dividing the barren (but sorta kinda cute, no?) hills of a serene sand-swept desert desperately in need of a violent seismic shaking. [/B]





:eek: :eek: :eek: OH MY GOD! :eek: :eek: :eek:


Sis, what are doing? I'm away from the board for a few days and I come back to this. You know what the parents said the last time you did this?

Oh, well, I guess we are going to have to have another one of those family talks. Real soon:D



btw, "Muy Bonita"...

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-18-2000 at 04:44 PM]
 
Interestingly, Ms. LL....

For a woman who commands so much respect, you have a very respectable ass. But why would you attract attention to yourself this way after reaming my ass out for "playfully" disrespecting one of your own? Just curious?

I believe that your point to me was well taken. I just can't see how that same point of view fits here. I'm a slow learner. Help me out.


blue
 
1. What makes an ass sexy to me is...

shape. it's all in the shape!

2. The best scene in a movie involving a naked ass belongs to...

movie? hmmm... Bruce Willis!!!

3. What I like most about my ass is...

so very soft

4. What I like least about my ass is...

*no comment*

5. How important is it that your mate possess a nice ass?:
A) Very important--I wanna be able to bounce PAPER money offa it!
B) Somewhat important--I need to be able to look at it without thinking "Ya know...I really should have more dairy in my diet."
C) Not that important--Hey...as long as they've at least got one...yay!

b

6. When I cup my ass in my hands (as I so often do), I would say that my hands cover ___% of my total square ass-age.

70%

7. If I were given a gift certificate good for one free ass transplant with the donor of my choice (famous or non-famous), I would love to trade asses with...

Tyra Banks (it's true!)

8. If one day my ass were able to talk like Jim Carrey's ass does, the first thing it would say is...

Hey! Where's all the action? I never get any back here...

9. I have kissed Laurel's cute, little Nazi ass ___ times.

once, i think...

(I would suggest cutting and pasting these questions into your post so that others will know which questions you are answering.)

Because in the end, it's all about THE ASS.

Spank you very much for your time and attention. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

it is about THE ASS!!!


i cain't pick the cutest ass!

arrghhghgghhh!!


[Edited by Shila on 09-21-2000 at 03:42 PM]
 
Re: Interestingly, Ms. LL....

FlamingoBlue said:
For a woman who commands so much respect, you have a very respectable ass. But why would you attract attention to yourself this way after reaming my ass out for "playfully" disrespecting one of your own? Just curious?

I'm a little confused here myself, Flamingo. It seems that in spite of your best attempts to come off as "Hip" (for lack of a better word), you've really been showing yourself over the past few days as being fond of stereotypes, fairly conservative (if not downright repressed) in your views toward sex and sexuality, and perhaps also possessing some almost frightening misogynist tendencies. I mean, c'mon, do you think that if you keep repeating the word "playful" often enough that someone is actually going to believe that's what you meant? I think not...

Now, your most recent post here is almost mind numbing in the archaic set of values from which it stems. Do you honestly believe that a woman cannot be sexy and be respected? Do you really think a display of the female form such as this is an afront to women? Near as I can figure, that's what your post is inferring (I'll be damned if you lawyers can't actually come out and say what you really mean), and I find those views to be puritanical at best.

I find it quite odd that at first glance you took LL's rebuke in the spirit it was intended and were able to admit that you understand how the statement you made could be offensive to women. But then what is this post all about? Did you decide during the course of your daily sheistering that it was necessary to put "that woman" in her place? I see nothing in your post but a cowardly attempt to save face, and I am fairly disgusted by it. Anyone who's been on this board for more than a few weeks is completely aware that Lovely Latina is a sexy and intelligent woman and deserving of the respect of all. Why attack her for that? If she had merely described her ass in the oh so vivid detail that she is quite capable of, would that have prevented your sudden loss of respect? I'm smelling hypocrisy here, Flamingo, and the smell is exuding from you.


[Edited by Lasher on 09-20-2000 at 12:17 AM]
 
Dear Mr. Lasher:

Thank you for taking valuable time out of your day to review my reaction to LL's ass and her comments about my "playful jibe" at CL. (Next time I am kidding around, I will try to make it more obvious). If you had taken the time to read further on, (as I'm sure you did since you wouldn't rush to judgement until you had all the facts, would you?), you would have seen would no real misogonistic intent. But, if you want to see a misogonist, that's what you see.( McCarthy saw a Commie everywhere he looked. I'm sure that you have the names of 62, no 83, no 654 etc. other misoginists, as well).

Insofar as my seeing an inconsistency in LL's posting a figure of her rear end for all to see, I personally loved it. As a beautiful part of the female anatomy, it was breathtaking. I just thought that the intent of her thread could have been communicated just as well without her showing us a picture of her ass, given her previous comment to me.

I understand that you run a porn website. I have visited to it, on occassion. I make no judgements about your sense of morality by the way you choose to make your living. I know little about you, so it would be unfair of me to rush to judgement as I have seen you do here about me.

Sheistering, you say. Have you ever spoken to any of my clients or my peers about me? Do you even know who I am? Puritanical, conservative and sexually repressed, you say. You have got to be kidding. Just because I decide that I want to be monogamous, in thought and deed, you judge me as being repressed. Well, Mr. jump-to-conclusions, just keep on jumping because that suits your personality, as I see it. Maybe they will have a place for you on the Olympic jumping-to-conclusion team in 2004.

Oh, one other thing. As I continue to read how people react to you I see a generalized fear that they have about saying something that may offend you. Some even consider it an honor to be "lashed" by you. Well,I am not looking to win any popularity contests here, but I would sure like people to react lovingly to me than with the fear that I see when they react to you.

Interestingly, I think you are an intelligent man with a good fount of knowledge. I also, personally, find you to be a misanthrope. I see you as an equal opportunity kind of a guy- you can't stand anyone.

Well, I feel that I am fortunate to have people like you and Thor and Moonie and lots of other folks of your "ilk" on this board. You guys give me perspective.

Muchas Gracias.

Fondly,

blue
(insert 23 smilie faces, here).

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 09-20-2000 at 11:34 AM]
 
The lady doth protest too much



"Oh, well. Here goes nothin'." Spoken by Rosanna Arquette as she removes her t-shirt in order to sunbathe topless. William Holden stares at her, mouth agape, and responds,
"If that's nothing, can you imagine what her concept of something is?"

from the movie SOB (you know, the movie where Julie Andrews removed her top and showed her "titzapoppins")

LL - if that's "nothing special", I've just gotta see what your concept of something is. :)
 
Nice Bum.

Thats all I have to say.

Nice Bum.

Excuse me I have to "be alone" for a few minutes now.;)
 
Thank you for taking valuable time out of your day to review my reaction to LL's ass and her comments about my "playful jibe" at CL. (Next time I am kidding around, I will try to make it more obvious).

If it had only been one instance, I could understand your believing it had been taken out of context. But I (and I am not the only one) have seen several instances where you have shown a patent disrespect for women, solely because they are women, or because the opinions they have expressed have been expressed by women.

I, on the other hand, am an equal opportunity Misanthrope (Nice choice of words, btw). I dislike people of all races, creeds, color, religion, gender, sexual choice, nationality, economic background, etc., provided that they are stupid, boorish, undeservedly self-righteous, and/or unable to form a complete thought without resorting to some Cliff's Notes version of what they think is life.

Btw, in wading through all the goobledygook in your preceding post, I still haven't been able to find an explanation of what your first post on this thread really means. Not all of us have been trained to read esoteric double talk. So, anytime you actually want to say something, feel free. Ok?
 
I reread it and it seems pretty clear-

to me. The words are simple enough to understand and so are the concepts. Email me as to your specific difficulties and I will try to simplify it even more. And as for your not being able to understand me or others finding me disrepectful of women, you know what they say? You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people, some of the time, but you can never please Lasher unless you bow and scrape before him. Well, at least I think that's how it goes. Up to now I haven't seen anything that makes me believe otherwise.

blue ( no smilie faces, this time).
 
To Lovely Latina,

See how much trouble you can cause just by showing your beautiful backside? I probably speak for everyone here when I say roll over, please?
 
Mr. Blue,

To say that I am most confounded by your inferences would be an understatement.

I had expressed distaste for an offensive comment that you had made in which you stated that being a woman, by mere definition, is commensurate with being a "bitch". You had acknowledged how that can be construed as offensive.

For a woman who commands so much respect, you have a very respectable ass. But why would you attract attention to yourself this way after reaming my ass out for "playfully" disrespecting one of your own? Just curious?

I believe that your point to me was well taken. I just can't see how that same point of view fits here.


Neither can I.

Now, if I understand your previous statements correctly, you are equating my posting a semi-risqué picture of myself (on a site specifically FOR written and visual erotica, no less) to being hypocritical and just as offensive to my gender, if not to myself, as your comment has been? And that this is in some way abating the respect that I am due or that I have thus far received?

Surely, sir, you cannot be implying that these two actions (yours and mine) are even remotely analogous? For that would be absurd.

Anyone who has been around this BB long enough to have become familiar with my quirky sense of humor and my offbeat personality, most surely took my initial post in the spirit that it was intended. When initiating a topic here on the BB, I am not one to do it half-assed (truly no pun intended) or with a lackluster presentation. That's just the way I am, and is most likely the reason that I don't start a large quantity of threads.

I just thought that the intent of her thread could have been communicated just as well without her showing us a picture of her ass, given her previous comment to me.

Having seen the three requests (that I had quoted) for LL to "get her ass back here", I thought it would be humorous to take those requests literally. I can be outrageous at times, and in this instance, I was definitely going for shock value and a good laugh (as well as a memorable re-entrance). Not wanting my post to be centered solely upon "my ass's" return, I came up with the post and quiz that followed in order to allow others to share their views about this particular body part. Having observed the onslaught of serious/shit-slinging threads lately, I thought that a "fun" thread was in order.

As for the picture itself, in comparison to the other pictures that I have seen posted on this site in the amateur sections, you have to admit that mine is quite tame and practically demure by those standards. I believe it to be within the bounds of being tastefully done, and am not ashamed of it in the least. This is not far from what you would have seen of me in my thong bikini last summer on a beach in Florida. I am highly comfortable with my sexuality and sensuality, and have no qualms about displaying what I believe to be a flattering and tasteful picture of a female form. Any pictures that I would ever consider submitting in the future would be as equally tasteful.

I have not received a single "Hey nice ass...wanna fuck?" email as a result of this (as I'm sure many of the women who post pics here do--even as Jade has disclosed this to me), nor did I expect to receive such disrespectful letters. I have only received emails from friends telling me what a fantastic and entertaining thread this has been.

Mr. Blue, are you of the mindset that a woman who displays her body "for all to see" is automatically deserving of disrespect and is committing a disservice to her gender? That is what you seem to be implying in your first post. But then in your next post you say:

Insofar as my seeing an inconsistency in LL's posting a figure of her rear end for all to see, I personally loved it. As a beautiful part of the female anatomy, it was breathtaking.

"Breathtaking" is hardly a word that one would use to describe a picture that is deemed offensive or disrespectful. I see it more as a word that one would use to describe art or something of similar beauty. The only inconsistency that I recognize here is that you are, on one count, claiming that I have somehow shown "disrespect" for my gender, and then on the flip side, claiming that my picture was "breathtaking" and personally "loved" by you.

So then why, Mr. Blue, should I be in any way ashamed or remorseful for having posted this??

In conclusion (thank god...because I know that my ability to dissect and argue had diminished greatly about half way through this long-ASS post), I fail to see how there is any inconsistency on my part between posting a nice, tastefully-done picture of my posterior on an erotica site and my not appreciating to be referred to as a "bitch" merely because I am a female.

Perhaps it is I who is slow.
 
Almost forgot...

Thank you to Horsey (hon...I miss you), Luscious Lionness, Curious Guy (Welcome to the bored!), Merlin (never has the phrase "Big Brother is watching" excited me so ;)), Scylis, Shila, Gaucho, Expertise, and Purple Haze for all your kind words. :)

LL
 
Woman to Woman

As one who shares the same gender with you, Miss Latina, I want to thank you for creating this wonderful thread. I had so much fun reading it and contributing to it. You have a delightful insane sense of humour and I love that you never take yourself too seriously. :)

I also want to thank you for posting your beautiful and tasteful pic. You are truly an inspiration to me and, I am certain, many other women.
________________
I am woman.
Hear me roar.
~Helen Reddy~
 
LL, for those of us who know you and your 'challenging' sense of humour, we appreciate fully your starting of this thread. It is so fitting of you. Who can understand some people?......

Good to have you back, my friend....:D
 
Re: Re: Interestingly, Ms. LL....

Lasher said:
[QUOTE

Do you honestly believe that a woman cannot be sexy and be respected? Do you really think a display of the female form such as this is an afront to women? Near as I can figure, that's what your post is inferring (I'll be damned if you lawyers can't actually come out and say what you really mean), and I find those views to be puritanical at best.

I find it quite odd that at first glance you took LL's rebuke in the spirit it was intended and were able to admit that you understand how the statement you made could be offensive to women. But then what is this post all about? Did you decide during the course of your daily sheistering that it was necessary to put "that woman" in her place? I see nothing in your post but a cowardly attempt to save face, and I am fairly disgusted by it. Anyone who's been on this board for more than a few weeks is completely aware that Lovely Latina is a sexy and intelligent woman and deserving of the respect of all. Why attack her for that? If she had merely described her ass in the oh so vivid detail that she is quite capable of, would that have prevented your sudden loss of respect? I'm smelling hypocrisy here, Flamingo, and the smell is exuding from you.



Thank you, Lasher. You just described not only my reaction to his posting here to LL, but also why the little hairs on the back of my neck stood up when Blue made similar comments about women playing games and not understanding the seriousness of a situation on another thread of someone who asked the board for help. It is as if only HE, a stable and unemotional male, could give valid advice, but certainly not females who are only interested in the soap box aspect of a problem. Lately, Blue has been making my skin crawl.

As for his comments on LL's showing her ass- unbelievable. Does that mean that any of us who have posted pix are no longer worthy because we dared to show ourselves to the outside world? What if we just did it for fun, to be different for a change? Does that make us any less of the same person the day the pix were posted compared to the day before? You're at a porn site, how dare you judge anyone else for participating?

Blue should be living in the early 1900's where he'd be more comfortable with the role of women in society. I think divorce lawyer is the perfect career for him and he shouldn't change.
 
Right on Cheyenne. The posts that got me, other than the ones that have been mentioned, were about the Olympics. Talk about talking out of both sides of one's face.

My Lovely, you got the great ass and he's the dumb ass. Your brain ain't bad either.
 
Re: Dear Mr. Lasher:

FlamingoBlue said:

I just thought that the intent of her thread could have been communicated just as well without her showing us a picture of her ass, given her previous comment to me.

Hypocrit.

I understand that you run a porn website. I have visited to it, on occassion. I make no judgements about your sense of morality by the way you choose to make your living. I know little about you, so it would be unfair of me to rush to judgement as I have seen you do here about me.
]

No rushing to judgement on Lasher's part, Blue. You've been building the case against yourself consistently across threads. And I can't wait to see his response to you. Not to mention Laurel's reaction. Want to tell us what you really think about people who run porn websites? I'll bet they are even farther down your hierarchy of proper behaviour than anyone who would post a pic at such a site. Go ahead, jump to the conclusion you alluded to and let us read what it is.

...Some even consider it an honor to be "lashed" by you. Well,I am not looking to win any popularity contests here, but I would sure like people to react lovingly to me than with the fear that I see when they react to you.


Blue, that's good. Because you aren't winning any popularity contest here if the women are allowed to vote (are they?). And your perception must be more warped than I thought if you think we're reacting to you "lovingly". I have no fear of Lasher, either. He has never attacked me, but then I have never given him any reason to do so.
 
It must be a generational thing....

Thanks for helping me to understand your point of view. Remember, I am new here, AND, I came here to learn.

One other thing, though. Just because somene holds a different point of view than you do does not make you right and them wrong. I try to treat others with a different point of view than mine, with respect. I try not to condescend to them or mock them for their views. Instead, I try to see it from where they are coming.

Sometimes, I get the feeling that if we are not all equally accepting of what goes on here that we are attacked. I try not to do that. Remember, all I did was ask a simple question. I had earlier acknowledged my error and NEVER once said that my question to Ms.LL had anything to do with justifying it. I just felt that it was strange to me that Ms. LL could seem like such a feminist at one point and act as she did in this thread. I now understand. I also continue to understand that my earlier "bitch" quip was inappropriate.

Many thanks to all my patient and eloquent teachers. As I said, I came here to learn and grow. I expect that I may be challenged for some of my positions. I just don't like to be attacked. Every question that I ask is NOT a criticism. My questions are requests for information!

'Nuff said.


blue

P.S. And, by the way, I will continue to ask questions to clarify things for me. And Cheyenne, you protest too much. I don't think you are misguided because you are a woman. I would have had the same comment for a man who suggested a similar course of action for Whit. Hey, ignore me if you don't like what I have to say!

(Insert 16,756 smilie faces here)

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 09-21-2000 at 08:06 AM]
 
And I can't wait to see his response to you. Not to mention Laurel's reaction. Want to tell us what you really think about people who run porn websites? I'll bet they are even farther down your hierarchy of proper behaviour than anyone who would post a pic at such a site.

Honestly, Cheyenne, I didn't think his comment on that particular subject was worth mentioning - it's such a fantastically broad generalization that he almost refrained from making. From what I know about people who run porn websites, the "lifestyle" involves staying up late at night bitching and moaning about programming errors and rubbing your eyes because you've been sitting in front of the computer too long. If there's a glamorous or sleazy or sexy side to it, someone PLEASE tell me where I can find it - cause I'm sure as hell missing out.

And I'm always pleased when someone thinks I'm making a living from my little website - it definitely gives me a feeling of accomplishment. If only it were true I wouldn't be thinking about heading off to my day job here in a little while.

As for the rest of it, I had thought that maybe Flamingo's age had something to do with his attitudes toward women - but I sure as hell didn't want to bring up that subject. But given his age, I'm sure Flamingo's lived thru times when the presence of a strong woman was unwelcome and unacceptable in many situations. And I'm sure that if he's been in the legal profession all his adult life he's been in many situations where the opinions of women have been discounted purely because they are women - and no one had thought twice about it at the time. That's not a knock against him, it's just a fact that it hasn't been too long since that was the prevalent opinion within the professional world in this country.

I was very glad to see that four strong-willed, independent-minded women had also picked up on the tendencies I had seen in Flamingo's posts. I had seen Cheyenne's discussion with him on similar terms on another thread, and I was sure that others were thinking the same way. I'm still a little disappointed to see him dismissing sexism as a "different point of view" - I've always enjoyed the way he can apolozige by saying "I'm sorry, but..." and then do his best to make his apology more or less meaningless. That's what makes this so much fun.

Unfortunately it's time for me to head off to my day job. More thoughts on the subject are in my head, I just don't have the time now to share...

[Edited by Lasher on 09-21-2000 at 11:15 AM]
 
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