Your best (or worst) anal experiences

[Guest]

Nicole - Thank you for your reply. It was even better than I had imagined. I agree with you 100% that the most important thing if you are going to engage in anal sex is to have a partner you trust.

I have noticed in most of the responses to this subject, that it is the ladies who are usually on the receiving end. Do you ladies also give anal pleasure to your partner? If so who iniated it the first time? Who iniates it now? What do you do or use on your partner that they seem to enjoy the most? and finally what do you do to your partner that turns you on?

 

[Lovely Latina]

MM...

You keep up with these compliments and I'm not gonna be able to get my "cyber head" throught the "cyber BB door"!!

Thanks hon...there surely are ALOT of truly witty and gut-splitting poisonalities around here! = )

Take care!

LL

 

[Magic Merlin]

Aw shucks! Golly gee whiz!

LL.... Its just that your so cute, sweet and cuddly!!! It just makes me feel all soft and mushy inside <he shyly says>!!!!

.........

I do enjoy this site. There is a lot of great back and forth banter between people and occassionally someone will come up with a great one liner that is just hilarious

Roger Simian and Gil have had a few recently that totally crack me up. I've also learned not to let Lasher run out of pull tabs, he gets real annoyed when that happens, and then all S*#% breaks loose on this place

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[Lovely Latina]

<Secretly wonders if she should be offended by having a guy say to her that she makes him "feel all soft.">

 

[Megumi]

Originally posted by Lovely Latina:
http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/icon25.gif

Latina, YOU ARE PRICELESS! I'm sitting at home, procrastinating when I should be doing my research, and I came across this thread.

You really outdid yourself this time...

;huggles
;high5

 

[Gil]

Endlessly,

Would that reference be from Eaters of The Dead, by Crichton?

Welcome back!

 

[Endlessly]

*chuckling* Sorry, Gil.. It's a reference to my musical patnership with Xander, and the fact that he keeps having technical difficulties (*coughcoughstagefrightcough*) with the studio-quality recording of a song of mine.. *pokes Xander and smirks*

 

[Magic Merlin]

Originally posted by Lovely Latina:
<Secretly wonders if she should be offended by having a guy say to her that she makes him "feel all soft.">

Dahlin' <in his best southern drawl> Somehow ,....I don't think I could ever use the word "soft" in that conotation with you. thAT would be toooo haRD!!

However, you definately tickle my fancy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Worst anal: 1 Guy blows as he gets in!
: 2 Come leaking out for 3 hr afterword
Best anal : before 2

Nicole.... gotta get hold of you although 8 hr to Adelaide I'd have to have a lot(well, a few) ideas of why

 

[Xander]

Endlessly.

*cough cough* http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net2/blush.gif http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net2/crazy.gif

 

[Golden]

hey chef ... neeeecollle's assssss ieeessss miiinnneeee!! All mine

 

[Fletch_99]

The first time i've ever did any thing anal, it wasn't my asshole that got reamed. It was a girl that i had dated before, and had been broken up with for several weeks. She didn't wanted to go out with her friends, so she decided to stay with me. I got her all hot and bothered, she kinda did the same too me. Wearing a skimpy black mini skirt that showed off her panty-less ass when she bent over, and a white practicully see through top. Every time she bent over and spread her legs, i could see sweet cunt, and little brown eye. Eventually i told her if she kept it up, i would fuck her brown hole. She said no way, that i would never be able to stick my dick inside her asshole. So finally we got naked, i had her down on all fours, i was licking her pussy and asshole, when i slipped in one finger into her asshole, then another, until i had four fingers inside. She worked her ass pushing back towards me. I told her since she didn't want my cock inside her, i had another surprise for her. After blindfolding her i walked to the kitchen and removed from the fridge a jar of rather large dill pickles. Once i'd knelt on the floor directly behind her, i fished out the biggest dill pickle i could find. it was about 7 inches long and about 2 1/2 to 3 inches think, once more i worked her pussy juices into her asshole, once i thought she was ready, i jabbed the pickle into her stretched hole, she screamed for me to take it out, but once i started playing with her pussy, she settled down, and enjoyed both her holes being feeled.

You make your own opinion, do you think it was her best or worst. The last time i talked to her, she told me that she has never had any thing else inside her asshole other then an occasional finger.

 

[Guest]

Hmmmm. Never used a pickle sounds great !

As the name implies, I love anal. Can't say I have ever had a bad experience. I enjoy giving and receiving with both male and female partners.

I must admit that my favorite is when I have a man bent over and spreading his cheeks. It's a bit of a control thing with him completely exposed and excited with anticipation. I really get turned on by the image of this. I love the look of an exposed hairy asshole waiting to be taken. I use and have used on me tongues, fingers, toys and veggies all of which are great.

The only problem is finding partners who are equally willing to get anal sex as well as give. Is there anyone out there (M or F)who would like me to play with their anus ? If so tell me what you would like me to do. Maybe dreams do come true.

 

[Fox]

Originally posted by analamy:
The only problem is finding partners who are equally willing to get anal sex as well as give. Is there anyone out there (M or F)who would like me to play with their anus ? If so tell me what you would like me to do. Maybe dreams do come true.

Hey, Analamy, I could be persuaded to give you my asshole for our pleasure!

Start off with a great deal of hot foreplay, maybe something excessively messy like chocolate pudding, then a good shower to clean everything out, kinda like earthgoddess does, and then get dirty. Talk dirty to me, let me know just how you want to fuck me, to take me hard, fast, pumping into my ass until instinct takes over and I thrust my ass back at you as you thrust into me, gasping wanting to cum, but never wanting it to end.

Sound like fun?

Fox

 

[Fox]

Originally posted by analamy:
The only problem is finding partners who are equally willing to get anal sex as well as give. Is there anyone out there (M or F)who would like me to play with their anus ? If so tell me what you would like me to do. Maybe dreams do come true.

Hey, Analamy, I could be persuaded to give you my asshole for our pleasure!

Start off with a great deal of hot foreplay, maybe something excessively messy like chocolate pudding (or suitable non-dairy alternative--the fiancee is lactose intolerant, so you have to provide an alternative), then a good shower to clean everything out, kinda like earthgoddess does.

Then get dirty. Mind fuck me. Talk dirty to me, stroke me, lick me, rake your nails along my back, move against me, let me know just how you want to fuck me, to take me hard, fast, pumping into my ass until instinct takes over and I thrust my ass back at you as you thrust into me, gasping wanting to cum, but never wanting it to end...

Sound like fun? *wink wink*

Fox

 

[Guest]

Fox, what a great reply. I got off with a small vibrator while I read it !!

Anyways, since you are giving me your asshole, let me tell tell you what I would like to do to it. First, I would strip you naked and have you down on all fours. I would then dribble honey down your ass crack (much better than chocolate) and lick you from front to back pausing a little on your puckered brown hole to give it some special oral attention.

I would then slip on a rubber glove and lube up my fingers real well. I would tease your little hole with one finger just entering slightly until you beg me for more. Just when you reach the peak of frustration, I would slip two fingers inside of you very suddenly. I would finger you until you were close to orgasm. Finally, i would insert a small butt plug and lick you until you came.

Maybe later I will bring out some of my other toys to share with you.

Now that I have done you, how are you going to return the favor. Don't leave out any details.

Amy

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Xander!!! Over here!!

Hurry man! Get that darn web cam working!

<grabs a front row seat and some ju ju bees>

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[Xander]

LL. I would if I knew how. But as you can see. I NEED HELP.....*waaaaaa*

 

[Fox]

Amy

Sounds like you and I could get on great together!

I'd start with you on the bed, lying on your stomach, and I'd take in the view of your ass, especially the little dip between the cheeks, right up near the top.

I would kneel over you, lightly letting my cock brush over your ass, along the cheeks before I kissed your neck, nibbled and earlobe, whispered that I was going to take your ass, and fuck it until you came hard, and long.

To entice you, I would drizzle, sparingly, cold, peppermint, or peach schnapps on your back, letting you squirm under my weight. Then I'd lick it off, spreading it all over you, lapping it up, and breathing hot breath on your cool skin.

Workign my way down your back, I'd let myself, my whole length, rest between your cheeks, just so you know what I'm feeling. I would slowly move against you working myself from one end of your ass to the other, brushing against your pussy.

Just as I drizzled your back with cold thick schnapps, I'd do the same with your ass. Savouring your reaction as it pours over your sweet ass hole,and the tingle of the peppermint.

I would dive in to lick up the mess, giving some attention to your hole, licking around it, over it, and finally, gently, into it.

Coaxing you to your ands and knees, I might, after getting you clean, lube my fingers, pushing one, then two, into your body, probing, exploring, massaging. As you arch your back, I would lube my cock, adn slip it up your ass, letting you get used to the feel before I slip one of your toys into you.

Alternating our rhythms, I'd pump into you for a while, finally reaming your ass at the same pace as your pussy, driving you higher and higher, until your whole body convulses around me, your senses overloaded, and we would both cry out our orgasms.

Cheers, Amy!

Fox

 

[Guest]

Fox, how much anal experience (on the receiving side that is) do you have. I need to know so I can plan my next anal exploration with you.

Also, does anyone else want to give their assholes to me ?? Males and females please join in.

Amy

 

[Lovely Latina]

Also, does anyone else want to give their assholes to me ??

Tempting offer Amy...but mine's out rehearsing with his band right now.

(Omg...I'm so bad!) <hehehe> = )P

 

[Golden]

yum, analamy, just need to check again on how you do that honey trick ... reckon it might be best if you show me in person .... oh, unless you can teach Nicole for me!

 

[Guest]

Well Fox , it looks like we are the only ones who want to play. I thought of a new fantasy I would share with you.

You knock on my door and I answer in a white nurses uniform. Come in Mr. Fox, I'm nurse Amy and I will prep you for your exam today. Please remove all of your clothes. You take your clothing off and I reach down and cup you balls gently. Please cough I say as I gently squeeze you sack.

No bend over the exam table. You sigh and do as I ask. I slip on some rubber gloves and lub up my fingers and your anus real well. I slip two finger inside of you and explore every inch of your ass. I apply pressure to you prostrate and you let out a soft moan. Mr. Fox, the doctor needs to doo a through rectal exam on you so I will need to admisister and enema to you. Before you can protest, I have slipped a small enema up your rectum. After receiving a quart, I remove the enema and instruct you to go into the bathroom and void. There is a small shower in there also and I instruct you to clean up.

When you come out of the bathroom, you see I have the exam table set up for you. You lay on the table and I strap your legs into the stirrups. I then pick up and lubricate a small speculem. Your eyes get wide open. I slide the speculem into your waiting hole. Your cock is now hard and pulsating. I gently squeeze the speculem which spreads your asshole with the rhythym of your pulse.
You're moans are getting louder. I then begin to suck on you erection still squeezing the toy up your butt. You come in an explosion in my mouth and I saver every drop.

Since nurse Amy did such a good job, how are you going to repay her ???

Once again, it would be even more fun if others joined in.

Amy

 

[Guest]

WOW what a lot of great responses. I've been away for about a week and it looks like I missed a lot of great stuff.

Amy what a hot fantasy you wrote in your last reply. I have a moderate amount of experience receiving anal sex, what you do to me if I "gave" you my little brown hole ??

 

[Magic Merlin]

How the hell did I go over a 100 posts. I never saw that coming.

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