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1-First album- I've never bought an album
2-First Car- 2001 Jeep TJ Sport
3-First movie I bought tickets for- Deadpool
4-First concert- ZZ Top and Jeff Beck
5-First Comic book - to be determined
6-First book- The Rocket Boys. We watched October Sky in class and I really wanted to read the book.
7 First video game: Mario Kart, it came with my Switch
8-One more because this is lit. First adult mag: haven't bought one, first "adult" website was the 'hub.
 
My first album was Led Zeppelin II and I still have the old copy.
My first cassette was Black Sabbath We Sold Our Souls For Rock N Roll.
 
First real intoxication via a substance - either alcohol or gasoline, can't remember which was first.

First dumped breakup - when a girlfriend had her friend call me to tell me.

First dumping breakup - when a grown ass woman who gave me a GREAT summer after taking my virginity on my *coughcouth* 'th birthday started talking about marriage.
 
First car - I could afford it but it was way way smarter to sell it and zero out the loan balance after 2 years. The monthly payment savings went to pay for my

First overseas trip on my own dime - a yoga retreat in Mexico with my regular teacher, a dozen beauties from my regular yoga class, and zero other guys

First (honestly, only) infidelity - age 25. We were breaking up anyway, the ink just hadn't dried on all the fuckyou's yet.

First concert - was supposed to be Black Crowes opening for ZZ Top, my date was hella late so all we got was ZZ Top. We didn't go out again.

First unsupervised road trip - included a memorable stop at Niagara Falls. The motel had a coin operated vibrating bed. No - a pair of them, because we weren't fuckin' gay for each other, man!
 
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With my first 'big girl' paycheck, from a part time job? Bought some clothes, and a 'push-up' bra. My parents were very good at keeping me in garb. But I didn't want to tell/ask/explain to my mom why I wanted one. 🙃
 
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First "oh shit I'm stoned" experience - I smoked many times and didn't feel stoned, until the night a whole bunch of us were losing our shit over Gene Wilder's The Producers, which devolved into a series of funnier and funnier "you're fuckin' high!" "No, you're fuckin' high!" accusations, when I finally realized, "I'm high as fuck." It took a massive dose plus a severely infectious contact high for me to start feeling it.
 
<sigh> Got drunk for the first time at 4:30 pm on my 21st birthday and only because they brought the booze and the meal didn't come for a long time. Apparently drunk me with New Relationship Energy was adorable though so my girlfriend just thought it was hilarious.

Then I spent the summer buying alcohol for 20 year old beer snobs who taught me almost everything I know about drinking, except scotch. And every one of them looked like he was >24 yo which just made it weirder.
 
My first new-years eve party with my newlywed wife... got so drunk I played quick draw with empty liquor bottles, went next door and smoked hash with the neighbors, went to bed on our waterbed and got seasick and crawled into the bathroom to hang on to the toilet until everything stopped rotating... woke up to 1978.
 
First book - Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Used my allowance, age 9 at a school bookfair. Very formative.
First kiss - Lydia - pre-Lit-approved age.
First car - '75 Olds Delta 88 two-door hardtop. A really rather nice car all-in-all.
First album - REO Speedwagon's Hi-Infidelity on vinyl.
First Concert - Ozzy's Ultimate Sin
First pornographic film - was a two-fer on VHS from my local adult store, the day after I was old enough to enter legally. Sounds of Sex starring Tantala Ray and Family Heat starring Helga Sven. Even then I loved the older gals.
 
I wasn't really a comic book reader, but I remember buying Heavy Metal magazine in the 70s, and it had semi-porn comics like DEN. Back in the day you had to be sneakier and more enterprising to find erotic material under the parents' noses.

I'm not sure, but I think the first record I bought was The Beatles 1967-70, and I think the first book I bought was Tolkien's Return of the King. My parents had the first two books but I had to buy the third to complete the trilogy.

I'm not 100% sure of this, either, but I think the first concert I went to featured Boston as the lead act.
I have a full run of Heavy Metal but now more for the story and art, but back at the start the porn was a big part of it.

I bought Vampirella because of the stories at first, then was pleasantly surprised they had a few topless drawings in there. Black and white but it didn't take much back then.
 
First movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 when I was about five. Birthday money. I cried because they wouldn't rewind it so I could watch it again while my older cousins were climbing over the seats to get out of there.

First Book: probably IT. I was about ten and it was for sale at a library sale down the street from my house. I think it was a dollar?

First car: 2010 Prius around 2017. Look, I hate driving and never wanted a car. I never even wanted to get my license, so this was a begrudgingly purchased vehicle.

First collar: I was 14. We'll leave it at that.

First full outfit that genuinely reflected my interests/style rather than whatever passed for work or school clothes: This year. And it's in my profile picture. I have it in cream and green as well.

First non-clip on tail: about three years ago.

First video game: Spyro. I have no idea how old I was, probably 16.

First DVD: Quills

First set of ropes: I was 14, we'll leave it at that.

First domain name: about three years ago. Ink and ecstasy.

First plane ticket: December of 2002. Round trip. I flew out, met my husband, never used the return ticket.

First thing I truly bought for myself just because I wanted it: a necklace around 2010. I still have it. It is my favorite "special occasion" piece.

I've never bought an adult mag or porn subscription.

First stripper experience: at a friend's somethingteenth birthday. I was forced to put my own money in the guy's g-string and was grossed out the entire time. He was a roided out body builder type. Kinda cemented that that was decidedly *not* my type and is actually a pretty massive turn off for me.
 
1-First album- I never bought one on vinyl. It was on a cassette tape. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Deja Vu.
2-First Car- 1948 Oldmobile two door sedan with a straight eight motor. I was 17 and paid $50.00 for it.
3-First movie I bought tickets for- Destination Inner Space & Billy The Kid vrs Dracula, a double feature at the drive-in. I didn't get to see much of the movie because of the girl I took with me.
4-First concert- I didn't attend any concerts until I was in my 30's. The first one was Alabama.
5-First Comic book - The very first issue of "The X-Men". I wish to hell I had the comic book now.
6-First book- that I bought or read? Bought- Dune. Read (that I remember) - The Call of the Wild
7 First video game: Donkey Kong for my Coleco Vision game console
8-First adult mag: Penthouse
9 A personal one: first motorcycle, 1964 CL77 305cc Honda scrambler.



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My first car was a 1956 Ford Mainline Tudor Sedan. It cost me $50 in 1973 and lasted me six months before I wrecked it ...
 
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