Your last Text Message

"Oh fuck me already. Seriously?! fuck me...." She seems to have a few issues?
 
"I know how to woo a woman. I'm a bit of a high roller"

in response to me laughing at being brought a big trout and strawberry milkshake today :)
 
Received after sending someone a risque surprise...

"You almost just caused a massive car accident. You are just ri-goddamn-diculous. Holy fuck."
 
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Not only was it my last text message...it was the most exciting text of the day :(, maybe the week.
 
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