Your Mama is so fat....

Yo mommas so fat, she's got tan lines from the refridgerator light.
 
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
 
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac :p
 
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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
 
Yo mamma's so fat that when she backs up all you can hear is

BEEEEP, BEEEEP, BEEEEP, BEEEEP!!!! ;)

Yes indeed, an oldie, but badie!:p

And a tip of the hat to beckbabe.;)
 
Thanks Rahfirst. My favorite is the Skittles out of her butt. :)

Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell, "taxi " !
 
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