OldUncleJack
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You beat me to it..
Your sluttiest moment.......
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You beat me to it..
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I was far from butt hurt. I doesnt matter to me the level of your approval or utter hatred for it. It was posted because i was adding to the board. Well read, well established writer or not, the negativity was the trigger. I sent him a message before you chimed in and apologized for the reply. You are correct and i agree, it doesnt really matter. In all seriousness, i was just asking dont be negative, next time ill go get on the computer and avoid this trainwreck over my lack of enthusiasm for the under appreciated punctuation marks and paragrwph breaks. Now, water under the bridge, i find this comical in retrospect.
Not a fan of proofreading when im tired either^^^^^^^^^
Not a fan of proofreading when im tired either^^^^^^^^^
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Oh, did someone post a story? All I saw was kindergarten level drivel.
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Well for every few stories there's a mandatory period of incessant whining.
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Jesus, I'm a prude
I think, sentry boy, we all really wanted to read your post but after getting lost a time or two gave up - it's not the punctuation but the huge block of text that is daunting. It would have taken me a couple of hours to type that lot on my phone so I admire you for your persistence and fortitude but it's all for nowt if we canna read it.
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On one of my dates, we had a quickie before going out to dinner. He enjoyed me playing with him and myself while we were waiting for our food. Halfway through the meal, he gets a call saying he needed to go back in to work. He held them off so that we could finish eating and to give him time to think of what to do with me. He asked if I would consider having sex with one of his friends. Playing along, I said it would depend on what he looked like. He showed me a picture of the guy he was thinking of. Because it was a guy I'd had a date with before, I said sure. So I fucked him too, then my planned date again, before my husband in the morning.
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because I like stories!
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This was an interesting thread. I would love to see it revived.
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I've done my best....edited his chunk!
Past girlfriend and i shared a similar level of sexual desires. The open channel of fantasies and lusts between us was envied by her friends and mine. Lingerie and a slow teasing lap dance were no strangers to our long list of "normal" day to day sex. We didn’t role play, so i was surprised when i sat on the couch fresh scotch in my glass, relaxed after the shower. She didn’t answer after several calls of her name.
A knock at the door. Who the hell is knocking this late? Opening the door i react the same way i always do when she opens her coat, revealing her 5' 120 lb figure, black heels, brand new dark slate stockings matching garter with black straps.... a lustful
"fuuuuuck me!” clearing my throat she always watched my eyes doing this, my pupils always dilated as much as physically allowed. And the one way to reassure a woman that she’s the sexiest woman alive is her ability to take your cock from flaccid to just felt all blood flow being redirected to your cock fully engorging it in world record fashion, always followed by the cocky giggle and smirk that screams "i own you." Ok she’s just throwing me a curveball with the door answering bit. Game on, I’ve got tricks up my sleeve too.
Sit down, she says. Drops the coat, sits on the coffee table legs apart. The role play element is not even a possible card she’s holding so I was a little speechless her say
"Ron, for 20 years I’ve lived through sex the amish would offer suggestions to spice up."
1) My name isn’t Ron, why the fuck is Ron getting a cameo in my world? Fine he can enjoy this shit once but hes not getting any of my scotch.
2) we fucked how we wanted when we wanted and no was not an acceptable answer.
3) not married. Not that big of a deal, it wasn’t as sad as role playing as a poor soul who never contemplated giving his wife a helmet out of sympathy knowing the cock pounding shes about to receive. Fuck it, can’t say no. It’s a rule.
She continues
" if you don’t start fucking me like i want to be fucked I’m gonna go get it from someone else" this is brutal! Clearly out of my element and she knows it. I’m falling perfectly where she wants me. Reluctantly i reply
" what do you want from me that you don’t get? We have sex at least once a month and i do that thing with my tongue down there on your birthday now. Thought that would be smartass enough to derail this emasculating no pussy eating Ron business. My tongue spent more time in her perfect pussy and tight ass in a routine week than a sea turtle spends in water. WRONG. Wins again.
" WHAT THE FUCK RON, YOU GIVE MY PUSSY ABOUT 7 LICKS AND THEN FUCK ME FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES, YOU CUM BEFORE IM EVEN WET!!" DAMN she’s going hardcore. I don’t know what you want me to do, i say in the saddest tone i can muster up.
Stand up she hollers. At this point I’m more worried that not only do the neighbours think she’s fucking some dude named Ron but his disrespectful ass doesn’t lick pussy! She rips my pants off like they’re on fire, takes a big gulp of my scotch in a very dominant you can’t have this scotch until you fuck like a man way. I’m 6' and 235, she’s a foot shorter and way shy of intimidation spins me shoves me on to the couch on my knees, I’m stunned and unable to process her level of sticking to a character.
But, I’m no stranger to this position, her #1 favorite way to supply me with a rimjob a pornstar would be proud of. Now we get into some better territory but oh yeah, I don’t know what a rimjob is. RON thought she was gonna take him to sears for a balance and alignment.
She’s done a lot of background work for this, I better get hit in the head and miraculously think I’m peter north or some shit in this story of hers or I’m writing the next one and she’s gonna regret this fucker Ron. So she tongue fucks and eats my ass like never before. She was a salty veteran sea captain when it came to navigating my body with her mouth.
Skip ahead and basically grudge fucks Ron, unloading a mountain of frustration even threatening to get the first cock she sees out there and lay on top of him while getting fucked. Not my kind of activities i almost bow out and start a huge fight, she has to bend a little. Breaks character
" you’re supposed to get mad babe, but I’m not gonna fuck a stranger on your lap, be Ron again I’m about to let him get mad enough to defend this pussy and David banner lets hulk go to work. Saddle up, I’m back in the game”
. I’m glad she stopped before doing this, says you’re never gonna fuck like a man gets off my cock and makes towards the door. Without that timeout thee shit would’ve hit the fan. Not for her in a jerry springer way, i don’t get off hitting a woman, but the door was not gonna be the end of her path. Once again she had me in her palm, following every bait. Ron is essentially marty mcfly level of time to man the fuck up son. She walks towards the door and my turn babe!
Aint no man fuckin my wife on my lap. I holler loud enough that her getting fucked screams that follow surprisingly didn’t get a dozen squad cars outside and a tactical boot on my throat. Grabbing her hair and continue, is this what you want? To be used like a slut? Letting ol Ron have his defining moment. Welcome to manhood you dumbass, Progressively pounding her harder louder and deeper than i think we ever did, and ill be damned if she isn’t the wettest i have ever felt her insanely tight and always known for its ability to be the perfect amount of soaking and dripping all over.
She can tell Ron to hit the bricks right after i impromptu a magical facial that did good for his redemption process. She was mad, i usually warn her cause im such a nice guy, but Ron was reclaiming his territory after almost watching it get claimed like a plot of land in the gold rush. Sorry babe, i felt owed it to him, you conjured up his sorry ass. Help her clean up, then say Ron earned that drink.
I go pour me a big i just owned your ass drink, she says babe. In a tone that meant this wasn’t over. She says tapping her palm on the couch wanting me to sit. RON IS DONE BABE, i don’t care how many times you played me like a fiddle. I sit down, she says would you be mad if i told you i based that story on someone i know that asked if Icould help them have a better sex life.
"You tell Ron or whoever the fuck he is this isn’t a chuckie cheese, you’re not the ski ball setup. if he want s anymore info get on the internet and turn off the parental locks and get to work. No she stops me from continuing my rant. She continues my friend Suzy, the one you think is hot as hell, was at the end of her rope, and everything we just played out was her last ditch effort to have a sex life like we do and she knows every single thing we do in here anyway. Everything?
Yes, well why the hell didn’t you just ask me to do it? No she wanted you be Ron as much as possible, picks up her phone, you sneaky bitches!! She was in the phone the whole time listening. Like she was listening to the book on tape " how to teach your husband to literally get mad and grudge fuck you like you need," i sit and process all of this. I mean aside from me now knowing his most embarrassing secret that he doesn’t even know exists.
I’d say you two sluts got a kick out of turning the tables and use me like a piece of meat and make me be the used slut in your fucking games. You loved me getting mad too. They laugh and agree, alright fine yall win. But yall owe me for that shit. She gets up and kiss me. Baby. You’re my slut now. You weren’t leaving, and we don’t owe you anything. You got to get used for nothing but your cock, and that’s it. And you fucking love every bit of it. Not only did she con me into becoming her slut, never knew it was happening, and god damnit I fuckin loved it.
Past girlfriend and i shared a similar level of sexual desires. The open channel of fantasies and lusts between us was envied by her friends and mine. Lingerie and a slow teasing lap dance were no strangers to our long list of "normal" day to day sex. We didn’t role play, so i was surprised when i sat on the couch fresh scotch in my glass, relaxed after the shower. She didn’t answer after several calls of her name.
A knock at the door. Who the hell is knocking this late? Opening the door i react the same way i always do when she opens her coat, revealing her 5' 120 lb figure, black heels, brand new dark slate stockings matching garter with black straps.... a lustful
"fuuuuuck me!” clearing my throat she always watched my eyes doing this, my pupils always dilated as much as physically allowed. And the one way to reassure a woman that she’s the sexiest woman alive is her ability to take your cock from flaccid to just felt all blood flow being redirected to your cock fully engorging it in world record fashion, always followed by the cocky giggle and smirk that screams "i own you." Ok she’s just throwing me a curveball with the door answering bit. Game on, I’ve got tricks up my sleeve too.
Sit down, she says. Drops the coat, sits on the coffee table legs apart. The role play element is not even a possible card she’s holding so I was a little speechless her say
"Ron, for 20 years I’ve lived through sex the amish would offer suggestions to spice up."
1) My name isn’t Ron, why the fuck is Ron getting a cameo in my world? Fine he can enjoy this shit once but hes not getting any of my scotch.
2) we fucked how we wanted when we wanted and no was not an acceptable answer.
3) not married. Not that big of a deal, it wasn’t as sad as role playing as a poor soul who never contemplated giving his wife a helmet out of sympathy knowing the cock pounding shes about to receive. Fuck it, can’t say no. It’s a rule.
She continues
" if you don’t start fucking me like i want to be fucked I’m gonna go get it from someone else" this is brutal! Clearly out of my element and she knows it. I’m falling perfectly where she wants me. Reluctantly i reply
" what do you want from me that you don’t get? We have sex at least once a month and i do that thing with my tongue down there on your birthday now. Thought that would be smartass enough to derail this emasculating no pussy eating Ron business. My tongue spent more time in her perfect pussy and tight ass in a routine week than a sea turtle spends in water. WRONG. Wins again.
" WHAT THE FUCK RON, YOU GIVE MY PUSSY ABOUT 7 LICKS AND THEN FUCK ME FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES, YOU CUM BEFORE IM EVEN WET!!" DAMN she’s going hardcore. I don’t know what you want me to do, i say in the saddest tone i can muster up.
Stand up she hollers. At this point I’m more worried that not only do the neighbours think she’s fucking some dude named Ron but his disrespectful ass doesn’t lick pussy! She rips my pants off like they’re on fire, takes a big gulp of my scotch in a very dominant you can’t have this scotch until you fuck like a man way. I’m 6' and 235, she’s a foot shorter and way shy of intimidation spins me shoves me on to the couch on my knees, I’m stunned and unable to process her level of sticking to a character.
But, I’m no stranger to this position, her #1 favorite way to supply me with a rimjob a pornstar would be proud of. Now we get into some better territory but oh yeah, I don’t know what a rimjob is. RON thought she was gonna take him to sears for a balance and alignment.
She’s done a lot of background work for this, I better get hit in the head and miraculously think I’m peter north or some shit in this story of hers or I’m writing the next one and she’s gonna regret this fucker Ron. So she tongue fucks and eats my ass like never before. She was a salty veteran sea captain when it came to navigating my body with her mouth.
Skip ahead and basically grudge fucks Ron, unloading a mountain of frustration even threatening to get the first cock she sees out there and lay on top of him while getting fucked. Not my kind of activities i almost bow out and start a huge fight, she has to bend a little. Breaks character
" you’re supposed to get mad babe, but I’m not gonna fuck a stranger on your lap, be Ron again I’m about to let him get mad enough to defend this pussy and David banner lets hulk go to work. Saddle up, I’m back in the game”
. I’m glad she stopped before doing this, says you’re never gonna fuck like a man gets off my cock and makes towards the door. Without that timeout thee shit would’ve hit the fan. Not for her in a jerry springer way, i don’t get off hitting a woman, but the door was not gonna be the end of her path. Once again she had me in her palm, following every bait. Ron is essentially marty mcfly level of time to man the fuck up son. She walks towards the door and my turn babe!
Aint no man fuckin my wife on my lap. I holler loud enough that her getting fucked screams that follow surprisingly didn’t get a dozen squad cars outside and a tactical boot on my throat. Grabbing her hair and continue, is this what you want? To be used like a slut? Letting ol Ron have his defining moment. Welcome to manhood you dumbass, Progressively pounding her harder louder and deeper than i think we ever did, and ill be damned if she isn’t the wettest i have ever felt her insanely tight and always known for its ability to be the perfect amount of soaking and dripping all over.
She can tell Ron to hit the bricks right after i impromptu a magical facial that did good for his redemption process. She was mad, i usually warn her cause im such a nice guy, but Ron was reclaiming his territory after almost watching it get claimed like a plot of land in the gold rush. Sorry babe, i felt owed it to him, you conjured up his sorry ass. Help her clean up, then say Ron earned that drink.
I go pour me a big i just owned your ass drink, she says babe. In a tone that meant this wasn’t over. She says tapping her palm on the couch wanting me to sit. RON IS DONE BABE, i don’t care how many times you played me like a fiddle. I sit down, she says would you be mad if i told you i based that story on someone i know that asked if Icould help them have a better sex life.
"You tell Ron or whoever the fuck he is this isn’t a chuckie cheese, you’re not the ski ball setup. if he want s anymore info get on the internet and turn off the parental locks and get to work. No she stops me from continuing my rant. She continues my friend Suzy, the one you think is hot as hell, was at the end of her rope, and everything we just played out was her last ditch effort to have a sex life like we do and she knows every single thing we do in here anyway. Everything?
Yes, well why the hell didn’t you just ask me to do it? No she wanted you be Ron as much as possible, picks up her phone, you sneaky bitches!! She was in the phone the whole time listening. Like she was listening to the book on tape " how to teach your husband to literally get mad and grudge fuck you like you need," i sit and process all of this. I mean aside from me now knowing his most embarrassing secret that he doesn’t even know exists.
I’d say you two sluts got a kick out of turning the tables and use me like a piece of meat and make me be the used slut in your fucking games. You loved me getting mad too. They laugh and agree, alright fine yall win. But yall owe me for that shit. She gets up and kiss me. Baby. You’re my slut now. You weren’t leaving, and we don’t owe you anything. You got to get used for nothing but your cock, and that’s it. And you fucking love every bit of it. Not only did she con me into becoming her slut, never knew it was happening, and god damnit I fuckin loved it.
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Finally!
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hope he approves!
Probably not lol
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Went to dinner with a fuck buddy. Afterwards, we decided to take a night time walk at the park. Once we got there we noticed nobody else was around our area, so I sat her on top of a picnic table and lifted her skirt. I spread her legs and went down on her until she came - twice.
Then she took me by the hand to the lit up band stand area. She told me to stand at the railing facing the lake. I was basked in light on the stage when she walked around. She went to the shadowy part of the railing in with the shrubs and proceeded to give me a public blowjob - me bathed in light but facing the darkness, her in the darkness. No one could see, but it was possible to have been found out.
She was aggressive in trying to make me cum. Since no one was around, she slurped and gagged and talked to me about how it felt to have her hot mouth on my cock.
Well, she was successful. I came - hard - as I gripped her hair below the railing.
Then she took me by the hand to the lit up band stand area. She told me to stand at the railing facing the lake. I was basked in light on the stage when she walked around. She went to the shadowy part of the railing in with the shrubs and proceeded to give me a public blowjob - me bathed in light but facing the darkness, her in the darkness. No one could see, but it was possible to have been found out.
She was aggressive in trying to make me cum. Since no one was around, she slurped and gagged and talked to me about how it felt to have her hot mouth on my cock.
Well, she was successful. I came - hard - as I gripped her hair below the railing.
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That would be when I agreed to fuck my friend’s bf while she watched. It ended disastrously.
Then again, he made me come so I suppose it wasn’t all for naught.
Then again, he made me come so I suppose it wasn’t all for naught.
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RedJack81
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sounds like an interesting story!
SexylittleJJ
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That’s sounds amazing... love public fun!
jeff_is_smiling
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It was....and very fun...I thought she was pretty creative coming up with that location...
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Okay, so there were a few of them, but the first thing that comes to mind happened at a Super Bowl party my girl friend and I went to a couple of years ago. I'm not a fan of football, so I didn't really care who won or lost, I just wanted to go to drink and have fun. And that's what I did. By the nights end, I had given several guys a blowjob and one dude a hand job. And I wasn't even that drunk. Drunk enough though. Fun times. 
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I was out for coffee years ago. Went to my favorite place downtown, just me, my joe and a good book on a Thursday night. Ended up meeting a charming, kind 50 something fellow patron and we struck up a great conversation. Talked for hours, had a good time. When they closed up the coffee house, it turnes out we'd parked in the same lot, so we walked together. Then we chatted by her car for a bit. I will never be sure what posessed me to kiss her, but she was into it. Went back to her place and had some amazing, if awkwardly first time together sex. After which she asked me to leave, since her adult daughter was supposed to be coming over early the next morning.
So I went out to my car and checked my phone. Missed a call from a friend I hadn't seen in a while. Not realizing it was easily 2am, I called her back, and woke her. When she heard I was downtown, she asked me to stop by on my way home and talk for a bit. But after 5 minutes of talking we couldn't keep our hands off each other and we started fucking.
Didn't sleep that night, but it was worth every struggle the next day!
Maybe it's just because I'm not good looking, but I see stuff like this and can't help but feel like I meet entirely the wrong class of people in my life. Go JJ!
So I went out to my car and checked my phone. Missed a call from a friend I hadn't seen in a while. Not realizing it was easily 2am, I called her back, and woke her. When she heard I was downtown, she asked me to stop by on my way home and talk for a bit. But after 5 minutes of talking we couldn't keep our hands off each other and we started fucking.
Didn't sleep that night, but it was worth every struggle the next day!
Okay, so there were a few of them, but the first thing that comes to mind happened at a Super Bowl party my girl friend and I went to a couple of years ago. I'm not a fan of football, so I didn't really care who won or lost, I just wanted to go to drink and have fun. And that's what I did. By the nights end, I had given several guys a blowjob and one dude a hand job. And I wasn't even that drunk. Drunk enough though. Fun times.
Maybe it's just because I'm not good looking, but I see stuff like this and can't help but feel like I meet entirely the wrong class of people in my life. Go JJ!
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NorthRockJohnson
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A couple years ago I was Tinder swiping while receiving a blowjob.
My dating around period was a lot of fun, I will say. Lol
My dating around period was a lot of fun, I will say. Lol
