You're a burglar. What are you stealing?

[~Elizabeth~]

Pharmaceuticals

Nooo, I need my cold meds.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nooo, I need my cold meds.

Codeine?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Codeine?

No, hopefully not.

 

[Chernosoth]

Not steal. I would replace an item with something that seems identical until it's used, like replacing a rolled up political flag with a My Little Pony flag.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Stealing the kids Xbox...let them play cards

 

[Apisto42]

The remotes.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The correct light bulbs. Leaving only ones that fit no light fitting and are of no use at all.

 

[Apisto42]

The correct light bulbs. Leaving only ones that fit no light fitting and are of no use at all.

Down right dastardly.

 

[curious_slut]

All the rubber bands.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The little handkerchief to clean spectacles

 

[Wageslave]

Their hedge trimmers

 

[amber1312]

The remote control

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The little anti-slip pads

 

[English_guy_bkk]

All the left shoes...let them hop to work or college.

 

[Wageslave]

Scatter cushions

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The sun cream.. let them boil like shrimps

 

[Beardy_181]

Books. I'd be caught in no-time because I'd be slowly searching for any first edition in the house.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Butt plugs and lube