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You're a slut (but I love you really!)
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Puddles The Wonder Poodle
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ROO! ROO! ROO!
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Merelan said:
WOW! Try that one! That one's gooooood!
Dixon Carter Lee
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Well, Flagg, as my old friend Ray Romano (oops, dropped that name again, damn it) used to say in his act: "My wife and I thought we'd try role-playing to spice up our sex life, so she says, 'Okay, I'm the cheerleader and you're the quarterback' and I said, 'No, no. You're not getting this. See, you're Sigourney Weaver -- and I'm a big hairy gorilla.'"
Not sure of the point of that story, but I did get to say that I know Ray Romano.
Now, as for dirty talk, I'm totally with you. I can do it, and I've done it, but I'm also a bit bad at it. Not that I can't spew the filthiest language at the drop of a hat, it's just that during sex I become so AWARE of what I'm doing that I can't help but stop and laugh at myself.
"Fuck my cock, baby!" works just fine if it's a girl I've just met, but someone I've been with for years..? I feel incredibly dumb, like any minute she's going to look up at me, arch her eyebrow and sardonically say, "Yeah, sure, I'll do that little thing, but listen, did you take out the garbage yet?"
So, I don't know what to tell you, except that just yesterday I met Billy Mumy from "Lost In Space". I hope that helps.
Not sure of the point of that story, but I did get to say that I know Ray Romano.
Now, as for dirty talk, I'm totally with you. I can do it, and I've done it, but I'm also a bit bad at it. Not that I can't spew the filthiest language at the drop of a hat, it's just that during sex I become so AWARE of what I'm doing that I can't help but stop and laugh at myself.
"Fuck my cock, baby!" works just fine if it's a girl I've just met, but someone I've been with for years..? I feel incredibly dumb, like any minute she's going to look up at me, arch her eyebrow and sardonically say, "Yeah, sure, I'll do that little thing, but listen, did you take out the garbage yet?"
So, I don't know what to tell you, except that just yesterday I met Billy Mumy from "Lost In Space". I hope that helps.
FlamingoBlue
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There are actual books on this topic.
The more interesting question that I have is why now? After 4 1/2 years what's her request all about? Have you asked?
Insofar as the folks that think that you need to put a ring on her finger, I suggest that when the time is right, if ever, you and her will make that decision. Marriage is a whole lot different than just fucking around. But,then you probably know that.
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The more interesting question that I have is why now? After 4 1/2 years what's her request all about? Have you asked?
Insofar as the folks that think that you need to put a ring on her finger, I suggest that when the time is right, if ever, you and her will make that decision. Marriage is a whole lot different than just fucking around. But,then you probably know that.
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KillerMuffin
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Scratching Head
Who is Ray Romano? Is he the guy that came up with Romano Cheese?
Who is Ray Romano? Is he the guy that came up with Romano Cheese?
Weird Harold
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Flagg said:
Expertise's teleprompter idea might not be as silly as it sounds...
Log into a chat room, and (both of you) get into a cyber session with someone who is good at talking dirty. When things proceed to the inevitable, just read her what your cyber-partner is typing. Kind of like an interactive teleprompter.
Seriously though, the stories here at lit are a good source of nasty dialogue. If the two of you can get into reading a story together, it might help you to get "into character" as a dirty talking lover. Once you're into the character, it should be easier to continue in the same vein once the pages are scattered about the bedroom and ignored as you deviate from the plot.
*Eve*
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Phrases that you might like to use are:
"do you want to be fucked like a dirty little slut?"
"have you been naughty"
"you've been a naughty little girl, you need a spanky"
"get on your knees like the horny little slut I know you are"
you may want to try spanking and a little hair pulling for effect................
not that I know anything about it, since I'm saving myself for marriage...uhh, I've just read about it
"do you want to be fucked like a dirty little slut?"
"have you been naughty"
"you've been a naughty little girl, you need a spanky"
"get on your knees like the horny little slut I know you are"
you may want to try spanking and a little hair pulling for effect................
not that I know anything about it, since I'm saving myself for marriage...uhh, I've just read about it
Dixon Carter Lee
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Re: Scratching Head
Yes. That's who it is. The guy with the Romano Cheese.
LOL
KillerMuffin said:
Yes. That's who it is. The guy with the Romano Cheese.
LOL
Dixon Carter Lee
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And I've met Emo Phillips, too. (GOD DIXON!) Worked on college gigs with him several times. Nice guy. Exactly the same off stage as on.
Flagg, didn't you write down what I said?
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I removed the butt plug and got up behind Flagg. He had slumped slightly and I screamed, "Get your fucking ass up in the air, bitch! Now, I want you to beg. I want to hear 'Fuck me Mistress Darkness' over and over and over. If you stop I will hurt you.' He began to chant the required words. "Louder, Crystal, you fucking slut. You dumb cunt. Louder!" He complied.
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I removed the butt plug and got up behind Flagg. He had slumped slightly and I screamed, "Get your fucking ass up in the air, bitch! Now, I want you to beg. I want to hear 'Fuck me Mistress Darkness' over and over and over. If you stop I will hurt you.' He began to chant the required words. "Louder, Crystal, you fucking slut. You dumb cunt. Louder!" He complied.
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TN_Vixen
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I think it's hot when the guy talks dirty from the beginning...
Maybe you could start out by asking her in a hoarse whisper right against her ear...
"Baby, can I take your clothes off? I wanna see your nipples, I like it when they get stiff and you brush them up against my back. Makes my cock so hard thinking about how wet your pussy gets... c'mere and let me see... Oh yeahhh, look at that nice wet pussy, looks so juicy and hot, I'm just going to stick my finger in like that.. ahh, like that baby? Do you like that? Want me to stick it in deeper? God your so fucking hot I can't wait to shove my cock up your wet cunt, feel it grip my cock and pump it...lay down and spread your legs wide open so I can look at your nasty pussy.. you want my cock baby? See how big it is.. I'm going to just put it in a little.. ahhh yeah, fuck honey you're so wet....."
Along those lines ... *s*
Maybe you could start out by asking her in a hoarse whisper right against her ear...
"Baby, can I take your clothes off? I wanna see your nipples, I like it when they get stiff and you brush them up against my back. Makes my cock so hard thinking about how wet your pussy gets... c'mere and let me see... Oh yeahhh, look at that nice wet pussy, looks so juicy and hot, I'm just going to stick my finger in like that.. ahh, like that baby? Do you like that? Want me to stick it in deeper? God your so fucking hot I can't wait to shove my cock up your wet cunt, feel it grip my cock and pump it...lay down and spread your legs wide open so I can look at your nasty pussy.. you want my cock baby? See how big it is.. I'm going to just put it in a little.. ahhh yeah, fuck honey you're so wet....."
Along those lines ... *s*
Svedish_Chef
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No sex please, we're british!
I really dont know whether I could do it either flagg, but I hope you work out a way.
Whispersecret
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Hey, Flagg, long time, no see.
I agree with Samuari. Talking dirty doesn't necessarily require that you demean her. But you should ask her if that's what she likes. Some women are obviously into being called names.
If it's just dirty talk she wants, then you might want to try describing her body, what you're doing to her, what you're going to do to her, what's going to happen when you both cum. But be sure to use all the bad words they don't allow on television. You could ask her to tell you what she wants, and then repeat it back to her in slightly different words. ("So you want me to fuck you hard, is that right?")
Also, I'm sure that she won't be expecting a running dialogue from you. Just an occasional comment once in a while might do the trick...
You caress her for a while and then say, "God, I love the way your tits feel. Your pussy is so wet."
You kiss. Then, "I am so fucking hard for you, baby. Feel how hard I am."
She grips you in her hand, caresses you. Moan and groan (if that's your style). "I love it when you touch my cock, when your hand wraps around it..."
Heck, you're a writer, Flagg. I'm sure you can come up with a few sentences every few minutes or so.
I hope I've been helpful.
I agree with Samuari. Talking dirty doesn't necessarily require that you demean her. But you should ask her if that's what she likes. Some women are obviously into being called names.
If it's just dirty talk she wants, then you might want to try describing her body, what you're doing to her, what you're going to do to her, what's going to happen when you both cum. But be sure to use all the bad words they don't allow on television. You could ask her to tell you what she wants, and then repeat it back to her in slightly different words. ("So you want me to fuck you hard, is that right?")
Also, I'm sure that she won't be expecting a running dialogue from you. Just an occasional comment once in a while might do the trick...
You caress her for a while and then say, "God, I love the way your tits feel. Your pussy is so wet."
You kiss. Then, "I am so fucking hard for you, baby. Feel how hard I am."
She grips you in her hand, caresses you. Moan and groan (if that's your style). "I love it when you touch my cock, when your hand wraps around it..."
Heck, you're a writer, Flagg. I'm sure you can come up with a few sentences every few minutes or so.
I hope I've been helpful.
That was brilliant!
Flagg, that first post of yours (the one that started this thread) was amazing. Seldom have I laughed as much. Sorry, I know that it probably wasn't meant as a joke - but it was bloody funny. Keep them coming .... er.... I hope that the advice from the BB helps *laughs*
Flagg, that first post of yours (the one that started this thread) was amazing. Seldom have I laughed as much. Sorry, I know that it probably wasn't meant as a joke - but it was bloody funny. Keep them coming .... er.... I hope that the advice from the BB helps *laughs*
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If all else fails
Flagg just take your time with it all and do what feels comfortable to you. If that is all you can say that's fine.
Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time.....
You could always make believe its Deborah you're talking to eheheheheheheheheehe!!!!!!!!!!!
Flagg just take your time with it all and do what feels comfortable to you. If that is all you can say that's fine.
Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time.....
You could always make believe its Deborah you're talking to eheheheheheheheheehe!!!!!!!!!!!
Isabella Thorne
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You talkin' to me?
ohhhhhhhh ... ok that is a huge turn on for me ... dirty pillow talk ... ha ha ... no seriously ...
what i think is really hot is when the naughty words are combined with beautiful words, such as:
1) My sexy slut
2) My pretty whore
3) My beautiful slut
You are such a:
1) sweet bitch
2) sweet cunt
3) sweet fuck
and ummm ..
You look so good / hot with my cock in your mouth / cunt / ass (or as you say across the pond "arse" lol) ..
... and i loved Kelly Preston's line in the Jerry McGuire flic when she was doing Tom Cruise ... "Don't ever stop fucking me" ... or variances on that theme: "I will always fuck you" ... "No one fucks me like you" .. "Tell me you will always fuck me" ..
and so it goes. ..
ohhhhhhhh ... ok that is a huge turn on for me ... dirty pillow talk ... ha ha ... no seriously ...
what i think is really hot is when the naughty words are combined with beautiful words, such as:
1) My sexy slut
2) My pretty whore
3) My beautiful slut
You are such a:
1) sweet bitch
2) sweet cunt
3) sweet fuck
and ummm ..
You look so good / hot with my cock in your mouth / cunt / ass (or as you say across the pond "arse" lol) ..
... and i loved Kelly Preston's line in the Jerry McGuire flic when she was doing Tom Cruise ... "Don't ever stop fucking me" ... or variances on that theme: "I will always fuck you" ... "No one fucks me like you" .. "Tell me you will always fuck me" ..
and so it goes. ..
Latina
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I sometimes start the dirty talk to get HIM into the mood to talk dirty to me, like I'll ask him if daddy can come IN and play. Until you get used to talking dirty, can you ask her to get the dirty-talk started? That will not only give you ideas for the next time, but also clue you in on the types of dirty phrases that turn HER on.
I like my dirty-talk a little bit on the corny side. For example, after he eats me out, and then he asks me if she (meaning my pussy) wants him (meaning his cock)--he already knows the answer, of course. Or when I'm kising and nibbling on his chest, and he gently pushes my head downward and tells me "he needs to feel your lips on him." Or when he slowly draws out words like "I'm gonna SSSSTTTUUUFFF you, AAAALLLL full of BBBIIIGG, HHHAAARRDDD, THHHHHROBBBING cock!" and he punctuates each drawn-out word with another thrust. That gets ME started, and I'll answer something like, "Yes, she LOVES your hard cock!" or "Mmmmmm! POUND my walls, baaaa-by!" The dirty-talk, combined with the actual sex accompanying it, and the fact that I am with the man whom I love with all of my heart and soul, all of those factors together turns me on SO much!
-- Latina
I like my dirty-talk a little bit on the corny side. For example, after he eats me out, and then he asks me if she (meaning my pussy) wants him (meaning his cock)--he already knows the answer, of course. Or when I'm kising and nibbling on his chest, and he gently pushes my head downward and tells me "he needs to feel your lips on him." Or when he slowly draws out words like "I'm gonna SSSSTTTUUUFFF you, AAAALLLL full of BBBIIIGG, HHHAAARRDDD, THHHHHROBBBING cock!" and he punctuates each drawn-out word with another thrust. That gets ME started, and I'll answer something like, "Yes, she LOVES your hard cock!" or "Mmmmmm! POUND my walls, baaaa-by!" The dirty-talk, combined with the actual sex accompanying it, and the fact that I am with the man whom I love with all of my heart and soul, all of those factors together turns me on SO much!
-- Latina
