EnglishGuy1982
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Morning chris, noisey
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totally ....... does that me weird even for Lit??????![]()
Morning chris, noisey![]()

Morning chris, noisey![]()
I do believe it does . . .
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Hi E Guy - fingers crossed for a frisky weekend
ohh ..... best I wander off across the great plain and seek some shelter from the burning sun overhead before coming out to hunt in the dusk
byeee for now - have a good one all![]()
Morning Yummys and everyone else (male, female and any variation thereof)
what sort of reputation have I got on here ffs?? not a single unit of alcohol has passed my lips since Monday!
Dude, are you ill?
Hello mums and buds.![]()
Morning ladies and gents! (is that better, Irish)

Morning Yummys and everyone else (male, female and any variation thereof)
what sort of reputation have I got on here ffs?? not a single unit of alcohol has passed my lips since Monday!

Speaking of reputations, hiya curiousirish...Perhaps we should be PC and say 'thread service users' ....I loathe that term
As for your reputation I'd say you reap what you sow....?![]()

ermmmm ... yes actually..... been feeling lousy all week and that half empty bottle of red wine from Sunday is still there because I really didn't fancy it
Now ...... this is a Bank Holiday Friday and it's sunny so I'm off to the Pub to kill or cure
Hi yummys and everyone else .... hope to see you again soon![]()

Yes that's better... I'll put the whip away now![]()

Yes that's better... I'll put the whip away now![]()
Another Bank Holiday?? And someone said we have a bunch of holidays. ChristAllMighty, does any goddam work get done in that country???
Well, I'm sure the pub will get you back to your normal sodden self.
I don't think he wants you to though...
Bachelor for a week.![]()
Oh how disappointing....![]()

Yup bank holiday weekend.....some of us are working mind you
batchelor huh?? have you locked the wife in the cellar again?!
I charge extra for that![]()

Happy Saturday!hello![]()

Working's good for the soul. Well, for some of us anyway.
Nope, she took off on a cross country jaunt with her mother. Besides, if I locked her in the cellar she might drown in the next rain storm.
I already know your rates, you do not.![]()
Yup bank holiday weekend.....some of us are working mind you
batchelor huh?? have you locked the wife in the cellar again?!
I charge extra for that![]()

How much extra?![]()

Just let me check how much those Dior sunglasses are.....I'll brb![]()
I reckon £200 should cover it![]()

ha! what am i getting for that exactly?![]()
We'd negotiate terms and conditions ...what you looking for exactly?

That depends what's on offer![]()