yummy mummy thread....

[Lord Pmann]

So I pose this question to some of the ladies in here... Is the term "cougar" considered offensive by ye (I said that for you Ms. Irish, to make you feel at home)?

I'm really interested to know if girls like or dislike that term. My friend and I were talking about this and I need some respectable ladies to settle a bet.

 

[curiousirish]

So I pose this question to some of the ladies in here... Is the term "cougar" considered offensive by ye (I said that for you Ms. Irish, to make you feel at home)?

I'm really interested to know if girls like or dislike that term. My friend and I were talking about this and I need some respectable ladies to settle a bet.

It's not offensive but it's a bit too American....reminds me of 'Stiflers mom'

 

[LoveHerNow]

It's not offensive but it's a bit too American....reminds me of 'Stiflers mom'

lmao...well put!

 

[darqshard]

A night out with my Beloved...

I love writing erotica for my fiancé and she likes reading my short stories. I've never really written them anywhere outside this arena. Here's a short one that I can't wait to make real with my Baby...

Its a warm evening and the dance club feels inviting. Its been a long time since I did this. I want to enjoy the evening and maybe meet someone intriguing...

I'd see You...

Dressed in your favorite outfit...deliciously emphasizing the curves of your body without being overly dramatic..shoes so stylishly simple and yet delicately made to lift your heels so that your calf muscles curve with this uniquely feminine configuration that is both enticing and common...You are sexy and you are attractive and I cannot help but notice you...and then it happens...

You throw your head back and laugh...warm...and thick and deliciously infectious...You laugh and everything changes...its dazzling! Dazed and entranced, this moment takes you from attractive to devastatingly stunning and my blood stirs, my throat swells and I swallow hard with this wild hunger..I slowly drift towards you..

I walk up to you and offer you a drink and ask if you'd like to dance...I'd be a bit klutzy to begin with to get you laughing so I could hear your laugh again...its an integral part of who you are and a woman is at her most sensual when she throws her head back and laughs...or when she's close to a certain pleasure threshold.. I'd really dance with you when you're at ease...compliment how sexy a woman becomes when she gives herself over to the music..After a few songs I'd request we take a breather and we'd have a few drinks and I'd chat with you and pepper conversation with naughtiness so you'd know exactly how desirable you are and that I want YOU, absolutely no question...I'd constantly test the waters with small physical contact to begin with and by the time we're back on the dance floor you'd know I've got a raging hard on...Discreetly...intimately...in this public place....just for you..combined with the drinks and the conversation...this second dance would be sexy grinding...I'd take you back to the table and let you know with a few strokes of your body that I am dying to take you to bed..but I want to prolong the wait a while...I want the desire for you to burn so bright and intense that by the time we're ready to leave..I don't want to stop tasting your tongue and lips on mine.....I'd ask you if you'd mind grabbing a little "Fresh air" with me for a bit before the next round of drinks and I'd walk you outside and take you someplace we aren't visible and I'd kiss you and lick the skin of your delicate throat...I'd run my hot hands up your thighs and I'd caress you nearly every place except the place you want it the most...I'd talk dirty to you.."Would you like it if I went down on you and licked you up and down from clit to delicious ass..? I wanna taste you so bad my throat's throbbing...and there's an exact echo of that throbbing further down..." and then I'd stroke you where I want you to be so wet...enough to soak your panties and say "Need your panties soaked with that sexy juiciness before I suck every drop.." and then I'd wait to see the look in your eyes that tell me what I need to know..I want to pleasure you with just my fingers 1st..so I can hear that sexy wetness get frothy like churning butter...I'd lick my fingers hungrily and let you know how badly I need more...And then I'd say "I wanna make you cum...I wanna take you home right now and make you cum on me and in my mouth over and over and then I want to be your plaything and I wanna drench you with the fruit of our constant indulgence in unbound eroticism...and lick it all off and share every single drop...can we do that...?"

I write about one or two like this a week...Just adore sharing them with her..I think its a great way to express to her just how devastatingly sexy she is.

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
What an interesting place to post that.

As for the cougar term... Too American huh? You make that sound offensive. I'll have you know I'm as American as hot tea and kilts.

My stance is that most women don't like to be refered to as cougars. My friend is an idiot though. So, he won't believe me when I tell him it's too close to MILF.

 

[Ellafun]

^^^
What an interesting place to post that.

As for the cougar term... Too American huh? You make that sound offensive. I'll have you know I'm as American as hot tea and kilts.

My stance is that most women don't like to be refered to as cougars. My friend is an idiot though. So, he won't believe me when I tell him it's too close to MILF.

It depends on who is saying it and how...I don't find either MILF or Cougar to be offensive, but don't EVER call me "Mature". I freaking HATE that! I think most women would prefered to be referred to by their first name. So tell your friend to learn his manners!

 

[Ellafun]

I love writing erotica for my fiancé and she likes reading my short stories. I've never really written them anywhere outside this arena. Here's a short one that I can't wait to make real with my Baby...

I write about one or two like this a week...Just adore sharing them with her..I think its a great way to express to her just how devastatingly sexy she is.

AND THIS.... belongs here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=658672

 

[curiousirish]

It depends on who is saying it and how...I don't find either MILF or Cougar to be offensive, but don't EVER call me "Mature". I freaking HATE that! I think most women would prefered to be referred to by their first name. So tell your friend to learn his manners!

Mature!! Ugh!!!!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Mature!! Ugh!!!!

or the "you've aged well" type of comment

 

[Lord Pmann]

It depends on who is saying it and how...I don't find either MILF or Cougar to be offensive, but don't EVER call me "Mature". I freaking HATE that! I think most women would prefered to be referred to by their first name. So tell your friend to learn his manners!

This all started because someone called my wife a cougar. I am 28 and she's 35. I don't think that puts her in cougar territory anyway. But she wasn't offended. But then a friend and me discussed it. I've always been of the disposition that I don't refer to two things about a lady- her weight and her age. No matter what. If she has a shirt on that says, "I am XX years old" I don't acknowledge it and if it's brought to my attention I say, "Oh I would have assumed XX-10." I'm sort of kidding, but I just shy away from anything of that sort.

I realize that many women don't care. However, there are some that do. So, I would lean on the side of never mentioning something that brings attention to their age and cougar sort of does that, even though its meant to be somewhat complimentary.

Certainly is better than "mature" though. I can't imagine the guy stupid enough to say that. Wait, yes I can. He has on an Ed Hardy shirt and a douchie orange tan.

My friend is an idiot when it comes to women, though I don't think he would ever refer to a woman as a cougar to her face.

 

[curiousirish]

This all started because someone called my wife a cougar. I am 28 and she's 35. I don't think that puts her in cougar territory anyway. But she wasn't offended. But then a friend and me discussed it. I've always been of the disposition that I don't refer to two things about a lady- her weight and her age. No matter what. If she has a shirt on that says, "I am XX years old" I don't acknowledge it and if it's brought to my attention I say, "Oh I would have assumed XX-10." I'm sort of kidding, but I just shy away from anything of that sort.

I realize that many women don't care. However, there are some that do. So, I would lean on the side of never mentioning something that brings attention to their age and cougar sort of does that, even though its meant to be somewhat complimentary.

Certainly is better than "mature" though. I can't imagine the guy stupid enough to say that. Wait, yes I can. He has on an Ed Hardy shirt and a douchie orange tan.

My friend is an idiot when it comes to women, though I don't think he would ever refer to a woman as a cougar to her face.

He's probably one of those guys who is all talk.....no action

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's probably one of those guys who is all talk.....no action

He's married so, yeah.

 

[mwmnpa]

"Mature" is a euphemism in the corporate world for over 50.

Chris, you have to be of a certain age to recognize Zap Comics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zap_Comix

And as for Captain Pissgums:

http://gcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/image84.png

Tells you all you need to know about the poster. It skeeves me that he's only 40 miles away.

 

[curiousirish]

He's married so, yeah.

I'm saying nothing

 

[mwmnpa]

I'm saying nothing

There's a first.

 

[curiousirish]

There's a first.

 

[NippleFreak]

True .... can we get back to beer now?

What, no perversion???

 

[NippleFreak]

And as for Captain Pissgums:

http://gcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/image84.png

Tells you all you need to know about the poster. It skeeves me that he's only 40 miles away.

Thank you, my Good Sir.

 

[TiedbyChris]

There's a first.

What, no perversion???

Oh yeah - well I suppose we can add a bit of that in too

"Mature" is a euphemism in the corporate world for over 50.

Chris, you have to be of a certain age to recognize Zap Comics:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zap_Comix

And as for Captain Pissgums:

http://gcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/image84.png

Tells you all you need to know about the poster. It skeeves me that he's only 40 miles away.

I live and learn (and believe me I am of a certain age already)

 

[curiousirish]

Happy mothers day to all our American yummies

 

[TiedbyChris]

Happy mothers day to all our American yummies

Indeed - hope they all got spoilt rotten

 

[curiousirish]

Indeed - hope they all got spoilt rotten

OMG there you are! Anyone would think you'd been banned from the Internet or something.....?

 

[TiedbyChris]

OMG there you are! Anyone would think you'd been banned from the Internet or something.....?

feck aff wee doll - although I have to admit that did make me laugh

How goes it??

 

[curiousirish]

feck aff wee doll - although I have to admit that did make me laugh

How goes it??

It goes ok

I am good for something huh?

 

[TiedbyChris]

It goes ok

I am good for something huh?

Of course you are ... we just need to find out what