ABiGuy84
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🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁
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JustAnotherFlower
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A Grinch shaped chastity belt.
JustAnotherFlower
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A gallon of cooling lube.
JustAnotherFlower
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I'm scared now.
Krampus will be bringing you this, because you need a little chill.
(My wholesome etsy account all confused by the sudden dip into perversion.
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SirConradPeckereye
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Book of dad jokes since hoeing obviously isn't working out...I'm scared now.
Krampus will be bringing you this, because you need a little chill.
(My wholesome etsy account all confused by the sudden dip into perversion.
JustAnotherFlower
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Krampus is bringing him this... cause Krampus cares for his well being.Book of dad jokes since hoeing obviously isn't working out...
SirConradPeckereye
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Used Granny panties, since Krampus cares for her fashion and well being.
JustAnotherFlower
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Used?! Good god, Krampus is nasty. At least get a fresh pack of Hanes Granny Panties.
Krampus is bringing him a Bible because he needs a mental douche.
JustAnotherFlower
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.. my bewbs would look good but everything else would look like a can of biscuits blowing out.
Krampus would bring him locking nipple jingle bell clamps so he can always have pep in his step.
Lmizzler
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A stocking full of lingerie
SirConradPeckereye
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Meat pocket(s) and bottle of ranch.
__Nathan1968
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A major award.
JustAnotherFlower
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Such a fine gift. Tis the best that keeps on giving.
Krampus would bring him a subscription to Naughty Grannies- a naughty magazine and video service that arrives weekly.
BernadetteRochelle
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Krampus would leave you be for giving him such great ideas to torment others!
BrendaD
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I love this typo… I am going to run with it… I cannot just let this opportunity pass…
Kramp-Ass will bring a book about reading Sanskrit, written in Sanskrit.
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My sanskirt is a bit short.I love this typo… I am going to run with it… I cannot just let this opportunity pass…
Kramp-Ass will bring a book about reading Sanskrit, written in Sanskrit.
BernadetteRochelle
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Krampus will give you an autocorrect app that randomly inserts sexual innuendo
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Oh… um… can I put on a request for that?
Oh… now I need to think up something clever… damn it! Um…Krampus will clearly be bringing BR a… fruitcake? Those things have’t actually been made in years right? Just the same Fruitcakes made on 1979? So BR will get one she can use as a self defense projectile.
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