BernadetteRochelle
Opinionated Bitch
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- Jun 12, 2017
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I'll make sure my friend Kramps slips you the same package he's sending me.
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I learn St Nicolus is bringing you a lovesense vibe.I'll make sure my friend Kramps slips you the same package he's sending me.
I'll make sure my friend Kramps slips you the same package he's sending me.
Instructions on how to properly wear a hazmat suit.
An ornate monocle with the frame made from an eye socket of a Krampus victim.Instructions on how to properly wear a hazmat suit.
Pair of clothes removing lenses that only work at retirement homes to put into frames of your choice.Hair extensions
Years supply of extended warranty phone calls.Krampus gives unwanted gifts. Are you saying you don't look good naked?
Krampus will be bringing him a sex doll made out of various lunchmeats...Years supply of extended warranty phone calls.
Getting her this, will help her in her hoeing adventures.Krampus will be bringing him a sex doll made out of various lunchmeats...
Getting you this since the shit talking never ends with you...
And to help with that, he is bringing you a fancy high end cameraโฆ that no one makes film for anymore.Krampus doesn't shop at Amazon. He hates how misanthropy and gloom have become over-commercialized. I heard he's thinking of bringing Conrad a nude pic of me taken in total darkness.
Floppy disk paddle for good measure.The dot matrix printer that came with that computer.