🎧 Parlay with PG-an audio thread for the aural

[Indie]

Shhhhh I was trying to keep the fact that you’re a snowy egret on the low pro!

Ftr I have not seen indies vag. I think the Un passed a resolution that her vag could not be legally considered “unsolicited” anyway.

She is my brilliant Pilates instructor though.

Such a sweet talker

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Such a sweet talker

Fun fact, Kris Kristofferson originally wrote Silver Tongued Devil about me but thought Monkey didn’t flow as well so he changed it. Fucker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't think you're wrong?!

https://voca.ro/1jh4M4tPfgQS

Clarification is nice but I didn’t for a second think you meant you don’t take people here seriously.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Follow up on Lit boundaries…

https://voca.ro/1hE4nD6noDo6

 

[hotwords229_A]

Follow up on Lit boundaries…

https://voca.ro/1hE4nD6noDo6

This is really nice.

 

[Azuldrgon]

AA3- Good Sunday all. We've made it halfway thru January already. MLK Day is on the 15th. What's your dream? This can be personal or bigger if you like.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I am also late to the party but it’s just because I’m a big chicken. Thanks @Tigobitties98 for the encouragement!

Also, I would like to commend all of you that record while driving. How do you get through an entire audio without screaming, “fuck you you motherfucking piece of shit. stay in your fucking lane. Go fuck yourself fuuuuuuck ”?
Amazing

Edited to add the audio! Haha!
https://voca.ro/1oj3yyHRd1GW

I dunno you sound like someone who’s party I’d want to go to? So there’s that.

Also yes driving while recording invokes many fucks. I just don’t record those for here

 

[Azuldrgon]

AA3- Good Sunday all. We've made it halfway thru January already. MLK Day is on the 15th. What's your dream? This can be personal or bigger if you like.

https://voca.ro/1cYbfGSJ6jiA

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Q7. Ending Conversations
https://voca.ro/18QO4ZkUsaAs

So I should only message you x times as often as you message me where x is…..a small number? An I imaginary number? What are we talking here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sorry, I'm late to the party!

Q4-what brought me to Lit
https://voca.ro/1dkcZeyqsoBf

Q3-attraction
https://voca.ro/11UQ7BPwoQIR

Q1-aurel & Q2-self care
https://voca.ro/1i0FE3dIUqFh

So is your current avatar the new one or the old one? Inquiring minds!

Also man, when you were talking about watching this place and the dynamics…I used to bartend at a small neighborhood bar and let me tell you the similarities are…funny as fuck sometimes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So is your current avatar the new one or the old one? Inquiring minds!

Also man, when you were talking about watching this place and the dynamics…I used to bartend at a small neighborhood bar and let me tell you the similarities are…funny as fuck sometimes.

This one is my new one. The old one was cleavage in a peek-a-boo bra.

I can't comment on bar dynamics, but middle school is scary I call it sometimes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I agree, asting avocados is the WORST!

Oh man I wasn’t sure if the missing letter was w or t and I was ready to throw down. Glad I didn’t have to

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This one is my new one. The old one was cleavage in a peek-a-boo bra.

I can't comment on bar dynamics, but middle school is scary I call it sometimes.

Haha well thanks I’m glad it hasn’t taken this many months. I’m still waiting on my sensual monkey change dammit!

And yeah middle school is also close. But I think bar is the perfect

This one is my new one. The old one was cleavage in a peek-a-boo bra.

I can't comment on bar dynamics, but middle school is scary I call it sometimes.

Haha well thanks I’m glad it hasn’t taken this many months. I’m still waiting on my sensual monkey change dammit!

And yeah middle school is also close. But bars are better metaphor IMHO because they also involve folks who are, ostensibly adults, acting like middle schoolers with access to their parents liquor cabinet and the key to the cable porn channel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Q10. E-boning
https://voca.ro/19J4zRGvVfcH

Oversext. Hmmm paging Dr. Freud.

But otherwise very informative. Lots of good information. I would like to watch your TED talk on the matter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Q10-e-boning

https://voca.ro/1kUSl7KPRrL9

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://voca.ro/1cYbfGSJ6jiA

Here's a bit of a two minute ramble
https://voca.ro/1hUH4quODbIo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Here's a bit of a two minute ramble

Is there a hidden emoji here

 

[lavendersilk]

AA3- What's your dream? This can be personal or bigger if you like.

https://voca.ro/18ttchNXgaso

https://voca.ro/1cYbfGSJ6jiA

I want to hear you sing now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awwwwww

https://voca.ro/1jV7kl1IdT7S

 

[lavendersilk]

Q10-e-boning

https://voca.ro/1kUSl7KPRrL9

It isn't working.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It isn't working.

Oh no! Betrayed by technology. I’ll have to re-record later!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Q 10 try 2
https://voca.ro/19VeummD6Dh4

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is there a hidden emoji here

Yeeees? Lol, I'll fix it

 

[PassionatePanther]

https://voca.ro/18ttchNXgaso

I want to hear you sing now.

A) You’re still young! My mom is an artist and didn’t have her first gallery show until her early 50s so you’ve got time. Do it!
B) No mention of Benedict?? Pfffffftt

 

[lavendersilk]

A) You’re still young! My mom is an artist and didn’t have her first gallery show until her early 50s so you’ve got time. Do it!

That is amazing and inspirational.

B) No mention of Benedict?? Pfffffftt

Was this about "wet" dreams? My bad.