🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Also. People keep doing things that elicit that reaction from me...

What am I supposed to do?

Sorry, not sorry

Fair.

 

[StillRain]

Wait, I thought I was the second best PoJ...or was that Lottie?

It’s all so confusing.

 

[StillRain]

I also did 2 special wank events… Olympics AND birthday.

That WAS grand.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Nominating everyone who doesn't understand a phase as simple as "come over all unnecessary"

 

[StillRain]

Nominating everyone who doesn't understand a phase as simple as "come over all unnecessary"

I’m just wondering why I can’t find the user named allunecessary.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m just wondering why I can’t find the user named allunecessary.

They drowned. It's very sad. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

They drowned. It's very sad. Thoughts and prayers.

Nominated for murder?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating everyone who doesn't understand a phase as simple as "come over all unnecessary"

You still have a standing nomination

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for murder?

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Nominated for snitching.

 

[37_ttej]

Nominating everyone for no posts since Thursday!

 

[hotoldrguy]

So no award for anyone last week then?

 

[StillRain]

Oh my little lovelies. I’ve finally taken my diddle fingers out of my knickers long enough to get to this. I’d like to say I’m sorry but I’m not.

The nominees are….
















@37_ttej not recognising gold when he sees it, not giving his Swiftember trophy pride of place, disrespecting Queen TayTay,

@UnquietDreams, being a pussy

@AmberLGreen calling the POJ lazy, whining, not appreciating the POJ, banging, nominating, lying, absurdity, rude

@hotoldrguy 100things on Ambers list, sucking up

@Wand3rlust, under appreciation of ambers lists, kindness, wow reacts, coming on unnecessary people, phrasing, murder,

@InThe312 appreciating the POJ, waking up, delusions,

@Bry1313 rude, rude, rude

@crazychemgirl being behind

@HotBrand hotboyanal, being behind, begging for it, apologies

@MindYaBitness assumptions

@NRJLIVES4ever obvious wanking

@deefalttwunnyfor secrets

@Otis_Ravelli phrasing, and having an underscore

 

[StillRain]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

 

[Bry1313]

Enjoy those sparkling balls @AmberLGreen and welcome to the most exclusive, least exclusive club on Lit

 

[Mo_Bandy]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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Congrats @AmberLGreen and still proud to model for that trophy.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Congrats @AmberLGreen and still proud to model for that trophy.

Was that your hand?

 

[37_ttej]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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Congratulations, Amber!
I was applauding your effort but you only got a single clap.
My hands stuck together …

 

[InThe312]

Congrats Amber. Looks like a shortcut to vajazzling, you’ll appreciate that

 

[hotoldrguy]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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[Wand3rlust]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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'Bout fucking time. I'm surprised she got away without winning it this long to be fair.

 

[InThe312]

'Bout fucking time. I'm surprised she got away without winning it this long to be fair.

This is her second win. She was the winner of the coveted Special Edition Tea Bag trophy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is her second win. She was the winner of the coveted Special Edition Tea Bag trophy.

I must have had better things to do that day

 

[InThe312]

I must have had better things to do that day

Nominated for lying

 

[Grant55]

The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..






































Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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@AmberLGreen

Speech! Speech!
Congratulations to the Litster who made me what I am today.

 

[37_ttej]

Hold on, you’re losing me. This is me trying to understand what you mean. Call it what you want but, to cut a long story short, me thinks you knew all too well how much of a big star that gorgeous American girl is.
Unless you just had an epiphany?

Nominating myself for:

1. Extraordinary, but rather unnecessary, effort
2. Gratuitous pandering to the POJ
3. Self nominating