🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[37_ttej]

Nominating myself for:

1. Extraordinary, but rather unnecessary, effort
2. Gratuitous pandering to the POJ
3. Self nominating

And:

4. For failing to realise it’s no longer Swiftember, but October 1st.​

​

Fuck.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Well





Well




Well. The OG PoJ has to spend some time icing her clitty fingers which means there is a new sheriff in town.

Thank you @StillRain for bringing in the relief judge. I'm going to restore some order and wankery to this prestigious awards ceremony. Only a few weeks left before we're all vying for the Wanker of the Year.

Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’

The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely partial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22

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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant

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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)
@AmberLGreen
@Tigobitties98
@ToPleaseHim
(Special Edition Glow Dick)

~

@Bry1313 @SalaciousMonkey22 & @Amanda330
(Special Edition Tri Dick Trophy)
@SirConradPeckereye

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@aussiegeekygal
(Special Edition 4th July Dick Trophy)
@loveablebaby
@Bry1313
(special Edition Limp Dick Trophy)
@Grant55
(Special Edition Olympic Rings Pierced Dick Trophy)

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@Indiegirl37
@lavendersilk
(Olympics Edition - Gold Trophy)
@morelikeasong
(Olympics Edition - Silver Trophy)
@Mr_bogey
(Olympics Edition - Bronze Trophy)
@deefalttwunnyfor
@Kitty_so_frisky
(Special Edition Birthday Wank Trophy)
@crazychemgirl

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@Xerxes82
(Swiftember Special Edition Friendship Bracelet Trophy)
@37_ttej
(Swiftember Special Edition Taylor's Scarf Trophy)
@AmberLGreen
(Swiftember Special Edition Mirrorballs Trophy)



Esteemed Panel of Judge so far:

@StillRain
@Bry1313
@Wand3rlust
@InThe312
@StillRain
@AlottaFocina
@crazychemgirl
@StillRain​

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominating myself for:

1. Extraordinary, but rather unnecessary, effort
2. Gratuitous pandering to the POJ
3. Self nominating

And:

4. For failing to realise it’s no longer Swiftember, but October 1st.​

​

Fuck.

My god man. Are we really 10 months into this thread and you haven't gone back to read all the made up rules that can appear at any moment?

I'll give you 1, and only 1, nomination for self nominating.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

@AmberLGreen

Speech! Speech!

Seriously? You of all people. Double nomination for two speeches from perhaps that worst speech giver in the history of glorious award.

 

[Grant55]

Seriously? You of all people. Double nomination for two speeches from perhaps that worst speech giver in the history of glorious award.

Nominated for Whothefuckareyou?
Nominated for calling this a glorious award
Nominated for hiding behind a user ID which reflects this glorious award
Nominated for using Taylors in your user ID making me think you like Taylor Swift.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominated for Whothefuckareyou?
Nominated for calling this a glorious award
Nominated for hiding behind a user ID which reflects this glorious award
Nominated for using Taylors in your user ID making me think you like Taylor Swift.

#Denied

You'll have to get to know me the old fashioned way.

I can only confirm that I am not actually Taylor Swift.

 

[Grant55]

#Denied

You'll have to get to know me the old fashioned way.

I can only confirm that I am not actually Taylor Swift.

Nominated for not being Taylor Swift

 

[37_ttej]

My god man. Are we really 10 months into this thread and you haven't gone back to read all the made up rules that can appear at any moment?

I'll give you 1, and only 1, nomination for self nominating.

Well I’m hardly a wanker if I play by the rules, am I?

And I thought I went above and beyond (no, not the EDM artist) in some of my posts, but creating a whole new POJ alt just for this comp is next level lunacy.

And that hat.
I hope that furry beaver/rat/ferret hoodie thing is not the annual trophy. I don’t care if it is Taylor’s. That thing is a highly questionable fashion statement flagrantly flouting WWF conventions.

I don’t even know where to begin with this nomination.

So, nominated for … well, everything.
.

 

[37_ttej]

Well I’m hardly a wanker if I play by the rules, am I?

And I thought I went above and beyond (no, not the EDM artist) in some of my posts, but creating a whole new POJ alt just for this comp is next level lunacy.

And that hat.
I hope that furry beaver/rat/ferret hoodie thing is not the annual trophy. I don’t care if it is Taylor’s. That thing is a highly questionable fashion statement flagrantly flouting WWF conventions.

I don’t even know where to begin with this nomination.

So, nominated for … well, everything.
.

Upon further reflection, if that hat was the trophy one could wear it and legitimately say, ‘I’ve had my head in Taylor’s beaver’.
And so joining that elite club of her 247 ex-boyfriends.
Hmm, so not that special really.
I was hoping the annual trophy would be more unique.

Disclaimer: Dissing the POJ, not Ms Taylor.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for not being Taylor Swift

What if it IS Taylor pretending not to be Taylor?!

 

[Grant55]

Nominating @taylorswift for confusing me.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@AmberLGreen

Speech! Speech!
Congratulations to the Litster who made me what I am today.

Did she make you post the personal in the PG?

 

[StillRain]

Did she make you post the personal in the PG?

She is a mastermind.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

She is a mastermind.

That's the wrong kind of master for this thread

 

[hotoldrguy]

#Denied

You'll have to get to know me the old fashioned way.

I can only confirm that I am not actually Taylor Swift.

nominated for being an alt. They freak me out almost as much as clowns

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

nominated for being an alt. They freak me out almost as much as clowns

Nominated for baseless accusations.

I'm clearly just judging in the spirit of how Taylor Swift would have judged this prestigious award. Obviously I'm not really Taylor Swift. I don't even like the Chiefs.

 

[Grant55]

Did she make you post the personal in the PG?

I'm actually @Mo_Bandy 's alt.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

I'm actually @Mo_Bandy 's alt.

That would probably be the most amazing truth in the history of Lit.

 

[Apisto42]

That would probably be the most amazing truth in the history of Lit.

Nominated for slandering @Mo_Bandy

That motherfucker is golden.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominated for slandering @Mo_Bandy

That motherfucker is golden.

Nominated for the weirdest white knighting yet

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for the weirdest white knighting yet

I’m in a mood. And I have a feeling.

Those are the dumbest things I hear people say on tv these days. Everyone is always in a mood and has a fucking feeling.

So I’m sharing with you since you’re just an alt.

 

[Wand3rlust]

@hotwords229_A

Nominated for lazy slurs towards country music.

Do better.

 

[Xerxes82]

@hotwords229_A

Nominated for lazy slurs towards country music.

Do better.

Nominated for defending country music.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for defending country music.

Counter nominated for assuming it was a defence of the type of music rather than attacking @hotwords229_A for being lazy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Counter nominated for assuming it was a defence of the type of music rather than attacking @hotwords229_A for being lazy.

nominated for attacking Hotwords for being lazy