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🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

hotwords229_A said:
All the hard (and throbbing) work I’ve done on Lit over the years and this is what gets me nominated for Wanker?

In the words of @Wand3rlust 😳
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Correctamundo.
And also nominated for attempting to harness the power of the 'wow' factor.
You can't do it with all the varied subtle nuance of @Wand3rlust.
I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but, in this case, I really recommend leaving it to the professional.

(and I can almost predict the reaction to this post)
 
37_ttej said:
Correctamundo.
And also nominated for attempting to harness the power of the 'wow' factor.
You can't do it with all the varied subtle nuance of @Wand3rlust.
I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but, in this case, I really recommend leaving it to the professional.

(and I can almost predict the reaction to this post)
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🍔
 
37_ttej said:
Correctamundo.
And also nominated for attempting to harness the power of the 'wow' factor.
You can't do it with all the varied subtle nuance of @Wand3rlust.
I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but, in this case, I really recommend leaving it to the professional.

(and I can almost predict the reaction to this post)
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hotwords229_A said:
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Wand3rlust said:
🙄
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So, based on the reactions received and some carefully calibrated statistical algorithms, I'm claiming:
Which makes my 'almost' prediction correct within a 90% confidence level.
I'm a frikkin' genius!
 
We have a few hours to go before the next award winner is crowned. It's not to late to get your wankery on or nominate your friends for theirs.

The not so distinguished list of nominees:

@37_ttej for self nominating, dissing the OG, try hard,
@Grant55 for giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW, giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW
@WotWTaylorsVersion for not actually being Taylor Swift, casting aspersions, not supplying a bus on top of everything else I do for you all, maths
@taylorswift for being confusing
@hotoldrguy for baseless accusations, spurious, unserious nominations
@Apisto42 for weird white knighting
@hotwords229_A for lazy slurs against country music
@Wand3rlust for defending country music, attacking @hotwords_229, differentiation, 😲, lack of emoji effort
@Xerxes82 for making assumptions about country music slander, WOW emojis
@LadyLascivious1 for denigrating this award
@Mo_Bandy for ruining a great story
@crazychemgirl for implying you can be too hard
 
WotWTaylorsVersion said:
We have a few hours to go before the next award winner is crowned. It's not to late to get your wankery on or nominate your friends for theirs.

The not so distinguished list of nominees:

@37_ttej for self nominating, dissing the OG, try hard,
@Grant55 for giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW, giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW
@WotWTaylorsVersion for not actually being Taylor Swift, casting aspersions, not supplying a bus on top of everything else I do for you all, maths
@taylorswift for being confusing
@hotoldrguy for baseless accusations, spurious, unserious nominations
@Apisto42 for weird white knighting
@hotwords229_A for lazy slurs against country music
@Wand3rlust for defending country music, attacking @hotwords_229, differentiation, 😲, lack of emoji effort
@Xerxes82 for making assumptions about country music slander, WOW emojis
@LadyLascivious1 for denigrating this award
@Mo_Bandy for ruining a great story
@crazychemgirl for implying you can be too hard
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Nominated for failure to proof-read.
Your second sentence should read, “It’s not too late &c.”
Professor Jett deducts marks accordingly.
See link for instructional purposes. It even contains a video if you prefer to watch.
 
37_ttej said:
Nominated for failure to proof-read.
Your second sentence should read, “It’s not too late &c.”
Professor Jett deducts marks accordingly.
See link for instructional purposes. It even contains a video if you prefer to watch.
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I can’t believe there is a thread which actually encourages this sort of shit.
Man, talk about a wanker!
Who is this fuckwit?
 
WotWTaylorsVersion said:
We have a few hours to go before the next award winner is crowned. It's not to late to get your wankery on or nominate your friends for theirs.

The not so distinguished list of nominees:

@37_ttej for self nominating, dissing the OG, try hard,
@Grant55 for giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW, giving the worst acceptance speech in the history of WotW
@WotWTaylorsVersion for not actually being Taylor Swift, casting aspersions, not supplying a bus on top of everything else I do for you all, maths
@taylorswift for being confusing
@hotoldrguy for baseless accusations, spurious, unserious nominations
@Apisto42 for weird white knighting
@hotwords229_A for lazy slurs against country music
@Wand3rlust for defending country music, attacking @hotwords_229, differentiation, 😲, lack of emoji effort
@Xerxes82 for making assumptions about country music slander, WOW emojis
@LadyLascivious1 for denigrating this award
@Mo_Bandy for ruining a great story
@crazychemgirl for implying you can be too hard
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Poor Grant...
 
*peeks in after a small hiatus*
Looks like a solid list this week.
I do not feel sorry for the judge at all because they're all deserving of the honor.
 
StillRain said:
The moment no one needs and everyone wants. Or something like that.

Lit’s most necessary unnecessary award, the Wanker of the Week. This week’s winner is an extraordinary wanker of levels we’ve seen, well… before, and no doubt will see again.

Get your hands off it long enough to put them together for this weeks extraordinary SWIFTEMBER wanking prowess that is…..













💖
























Top of the Pops and Taylor made, and while she may not be feeling 22, this is definitely Wanker of the week number TWO for one @AmberLGreen

Congratulations, @AmberLGreen.

Enjoy your certificate and Limited Edition, SWIFTEMBER Trophy.

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Seeing as it took the PoJ so fucking long to announce a winner, I guess I should give a very grateful acceptance speech! Well, that ain’t happening 🤭

I will give a very sincere thank you for the sparkly balls. They will make the vajazzle rhinestones glisten more than my copious amount of juices.

I will dedicate this win to Nora. She is always there for me and so fucking hot (not sure she should be that hot)

Wonder if those balls will make my cheeks glow? Off to find out 😁
 
AHEM *clears throat*. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. I know it seems like forever, but really it's only been a week.




It was a *hot*ly contest week here at Wanker of the Week. This week's winner(s) exchanged jabs in their attempts to reign supreme, above a strong field of contenders. Despite being lazy, unserious and hating on country music (ok, this was really anti-wanker, but I don't make the nomination rules. Oh yes, I do, but nevermind).











I think we need to get back to the needless scrolling.














For effect.














And my personal entertainment.













Remember the judge that gave out recipes? They were pretty cool.
















OK, ok, ok, I get it. You want to know who won. With no further delay, please join me in wishing a warm Wanker of the Week salute to:

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Wanker of the week - 061024 Trophy.jpg

Congratulations @hotwords229_A and @hotoldrguy. You barely earned it, but you did.
 
AmberLGreen said:
Seeing as it took the PoJ so fucking long to announce a winner, I guess I should give a very grateful acceptance speech! Well, that ain’t happening 🤭

I will give a very sincere thank you for the sparkly balls. They will make the vajazzle rhinestones glisten more than my copious amount of juices.

I will dedicate this win to Nora. She is always there for me and so fucking hot (not sure she should be that hot)

Wonder if those balls will make my cheeks glow? Off to find out 😁
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You should put a bauble on it.

Bitches love baubles.
 
WotWTaylorsVersion said:
AHEM *clears throat*. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. I know it seems like forever, but really it's only been a week.




It was a *hot*ly contest week here at Wanker of the Week. This week's winner(s) exchanged jabs in their attempts to reign supreme, above a strong field of contenders. Despite being lazy, unserious and hating on country music (ok, this was really anti-wanker, but I don't make the nomination rules. Oh yes, I do, but nevermind).











I think we need to get back to the needless scrolling.














For effect.














And my personal entertainment.













Remember the judge that gave out recipes? They were pretty cool.
















OK, ok, ok, I get it. You want to know who won. With no further delay, please join me in wishing a warm Wanker of the Week salute to:

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Congratulations @hotwords229_A and @hotoldrguy. You barely earned it, but you did.
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Wild! A joint win for the hotties!! I didn’t see that cumming. Like that ghost dick trophy.

Congratulations @hotwords229_A and @hotoldrguy you have entered the prestigious annals, a place most dream of and few get to go. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Oh and about time @AmberLGreen showed up to look in her mirrorballs. 😘
 
StillRain said:
Nominated for taking pity on Grant. Legend has it that guy got the most titties anyone’s ever gotten when the welcome committee took it upon themselves to entertain his sorrows.
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It was bound to happen..ty for the nom
 
WotWTaylorsVersion said:
AHEM *clears throat*. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. I know it seems like forever, but really it's only been a week.




It was a *hot*ly contest week here at Wanker of the Week. This week's winner(s) exchanged jabs in their attempts to reign supreme, above a strong field of contenders. Despite being lazy, unserious and hating on country music (ok, this was really anti-wanker, but I don't make the nomination rules. Oh yes, I do, but nevermind).











I think we need to get back to the needless scrolling.














For effect.














And my personal entertainment.













Remember the judge that gave out recipes? They were pretty cool.
















OK, ok, ok, I get it. You want to know who won. With no further delay, please join me in wishing a warm Wanker of the Week salute to:

View attachment 2403759

View attachment 2403760

Congratulations @hotwords229_A and @hotoldrguy. You barely earned it, but you did.
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Ooh, a twinsies award!
Congratulations @hotwords229_A and @hotoldrguy.
Enjoy the award.
Not sure how you’re going to share the trophy though.
*firmly shuts down imagination*
 
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