🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

You do you boo

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I got some pole whip for you.

What the balls is pole whip???!?!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What the balls is pole whip???!?!?!

I have concerns

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For real. @StillRain I can whip up a poll if you like?

16 oz

 

[BrendaBear]

I have concerns

Wait.... now you have concerns?? I mean... that's an astoundingly high threshold before you get concerned....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Oh. Well that looks delightful. It sounded so menacing when you said it earlier

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh. Well that looks delightful. It sounded so menacing when you said it earlier

Creamy AND non dairy!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Creamy AND non dairy!

You had me at creamy

 

[MindYaBitness]

But that don’t mean shit don’t stink.

I don't know what you mean? I shit rainbows, as do all the fine ladies of Lit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You had me at creamy

I know.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Boobs make the best targets.

Reminder that my attorneys have advised that all references to my patented treat launching technology must properly use the correct trade name Cockapult®.

Can we lease your patent for OnlyMoms™, I'm sure it'll earn you some royalties. Or, better yet, you an host a master class!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can we lease your patent for OnlyMoms™, I'm sure it'll earn you some royalties. Or, better yet, you an host a master class!

Subbed.

 

[morelikeasong]

You had me at creamy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know what you mean? I shit rainbows, as do all the fine ladies of Lit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't know what you mean? I shit rainbows, as do all the fine ladies of Lit.

Rainbows are amazing …

I have no idea of the context but … my vote goes to @MindYaBitness

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mix yours with cottage cheese? Huh, that's one way to o it

 

[BrendaBear]

You mix yours with cottage cheese? Huh, that's one way to o it

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

The smell that my brain came up with for the mental image of your post? Indescribably gross.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The last 5-10 posts of this thread have ruined the prospect of me having a boner for at least the next 2-3 hours

 

[crazychemgirl]

The last 5-10 posts of this thread have ruined the prospect of me having a boner for at least the next 2-3 hours

I agree.

This is the definition of ANTI-WANKER

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I agree.

This is the definition of ANTI-WANKER

Thank you. CCG and I would like to nominate page #296

 

[BrendaBear]

The last 5-10 posts of this thread have ruined the prospect of me having a boner for at least the next 2-3 hours

C'mon... we all know this is a cry for boobs. Because, boobs would easily overcome this trauma you have experienced.

Just sayin'

 

[morelikeasong]

The last 5-10 posts of this thread have ruined the prospect of me having a boner for at least the next 2-3 hours

Does this mean you’re taking back the bowner you offered me?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

C'mon... we all know this is a cry for boobs. Because, boobs would easily overcome this trauma you have experienced.

Just sayin'

Hold the fuck on!






So would butts

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Does this mean you’re taking back the bowner you offered me?

I mean, it's not an omnipresent bowner; but when you need it, you know how to get it

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I got some pole whip for you.

What the balls is pole whip???!?!?!

Creamy AND non dairy!

Is it anything like Dole Whip at Disneyland? I used a copycat recipe to make some when I was in FL during lockdown and it just wasn’t the same. It wasn’t as firm as a proper Dole Whip should be. Needed stiff peaks!