🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[MindYaBitness]

Is my magic trick in the top 5, too?

Absolutely!!!!

 

[Wriggle]

Absolutely!!!!

Woohoo.
2 in Mindy's Top 5.

I can sleep happy today

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is my magic trick in the top 5, too?

I might need a reminder of that one…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes, but have you even seen @Wriggle 's elephant impression?!?!? It's in my top 5 favorite dick tricks of all time!

I have a clear top 3, but would need to see them all again to round out the top 5

 

[Wriggle]

I might need a reminder of that one…

The empty box?
The actual dick trick?
An actual magic dick in the box?

I even dressed up as a magician in a velvet jacket.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The empty box?
The actual dick trick?
An actual magic dick in the box?

I even dressed up as a magician in a velvet jacket.

LOL I meant more of a visual reminder / replay

 

[BrendaBear]

The empty box?
The actual dick trick?
An actual magic dick in the box?

I even dressed up as a magician in a velvet jacket.

What did you pull out of the hat??

Asking for a friend….

 

[Wriggle]

What did you pull out of the hat??

Asking for a friend….

You fully well know or, if you don't, you know, and don't second guess yourself or my idiocy.

 

[Wriggle]

LOL I meant more of a visual reminder / replay

15 mins only

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

15 mins only

Oh wow, I was just about to go check on dinner too! Glad I caught the magic!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Inspired by @MandaPandaa
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(Or any of the sexy women nominated.)

 

[StillRain]

Well, the moment you have been waiting for! No more POJ’s. This time YOU’RE the POJ. Who will be YOUR wanker of the Year?!

You’ve heard what your nominee’s have had to say about this life-altering award, the art of the wank, and what it means to them. Now you get to decide what listening to that crap wisdom has meant to you.

GET YOUR VOTE ON, YOU FREAKY BABIES. Never before has a vote been this impactful or important.

VOTE NOW! For Wanker of the Year!

You don’t get a sticker at our polling booth, you get MOIST (one way or another).

Voting Closes, November 24.

This is a totally anonymous poll, here at WOTW HQ we don’t believe in voter registrations or ensuring a fair process.

Get those votes in!

The competition is getting hotter than hot boy anal.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

 

[lavendersilk]

What exactly is monkey seeing there?

 

[morelikeasong]

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Vote early, vote often

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What exactly is monkey seeing there?

That’s for me to know and me to wank to!

 

[MandaPandaa]

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Monkey does *not* wank harder than me... Wow. I thought we were trying to have a clean wank off.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Monkey does *not* wank harder than me... Wow. I thought we were trying to have a clean wank off.

Obviously it was #notallMandas.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I heard from an acquaintance that you can just submit the form over and over. It's making me feel like

That gif was funnier before November 5th

 

[Mr_bogey]

Inspired by @MandaPandaa
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(Or any of the sexy women nominated.)

https://giphy.com/gifs/L1VRSg6CslKVZoxWBu

 

[Mr_bogey]

Woohoo.
2 in Mindy's Top 5.

I can sleep happy today

As if you don't sleep happy every day.

 

[Mr_bogey]

15 mins only

 

[UnquietDreams]

Be a good boy and you'll be happy.

I don't believe this has been my experience.

 

[Wriggle]

As if you don't sleep happy every day.

Mania is as deliberating as the opposite sometimes.

I'm an ex exhibitionist now & everyone had seen it before.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Mania is as deliberating as the opposite sometimes.

I'm an ex exhibitionist now & everyone had seen it before.