🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Wriggle]

This close to your holiday and your playing silly buggers with O.O.D. chicken?

I was on holiday when I played silly buggers with that gaviscon that went out of date in 2006

Plus I'm having real chicken breasts - those are for the kids

 

[hadahardon]

I just had to stop because I thought some one was trying to peep a peek through my window. Nope, turns out a bird was pecking the wall of the house!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I was on holiday when I played silly buggers with that gaviscon that went out of date in 2006

Plus I'm having real chicken breasts - those are for the kids

That's brilliant haha
Here my darling children. Have some lovingly made, possibly minging chicken

 

[Wriggle]

That's brilliant haha
Here my darling children. Have some lovingly made, possibly minging chicken

Noone is home yet, so I'm having one.
It does not taste right

 

[Wriggle]

Fuck it.
I'm eating both.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Fuck it.
I'm eating both.

Good lord are you completely out of your mind? Ever heard of salmonella?????

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Fuck it.
I'm eating both.

Fucksake
You should not be left without supervision

 

[Wriggle]

Good lord are you completely out of your mind? Ever heard of salmonella?????

I was supposed to be having a date tomorrow - but she's gone to a cottage with her friend.
I can afford a day of bad belly.

 

[Wriggle]

Fucksake
You should not be left without supervision

The out of date Viagra didn't harm me.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The out of date Viagra didn't harm me.

That's what you think

 

[Anastasia1999]

I was supposed to be having a date tomorrow - but she's gone to a cottage with her friend.
I can afford a day of bad belly.

You are bonkers. I hope your belly will be okay.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The out of date Viagra didn't harm me

Oh shit! Is that your super dick origin story?!?

 

[Wriggle]

That's what you think

The long term effects of out of date Viagra have not yet been published by any reputable scientific source.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh shit! Is that your super dick origin story?!?

Stan Lee couldn't write this....

 

[lingus60]

Fuck it.
I'm eating both.

Be afraid! Fucking M&S chicken Kyiv gave me salmonella a year or so ago. I do not recommend it!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Playing a game with my coworkers

 

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Drinking coffee

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stan Lee couldn't write this....

Yeah, it’s definitely more Garth Ennis

 

[Boat1]

What am I doing right now?

"Pining" for my Lovely Domme, fiercely!

 

[SWR101]

Laying down for a nap

 

[jimmyipeek]

i just got home. im going to jerk off before anybody else gets home

 

[SWR101]

Spooning. Wearing Megan's stolen bra.

It’s quite fetching on you, sir

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Laid in bed.

Tired. Broken. Blah.

 

[Great_Scot]

Laid in bed.

Tired. Broken. Blah.

Hey Wonky. Hope you're doing better soon.

 

[Cjbdd]

Working and chatting with my honey