🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[peekingone]

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How many more steps can I do tonight!!!!

Damn that is a late night workout

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

Did you honestly undo a couple buttons on your shirt?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Jack shit if we’re being honest.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Damn that is a late night workout

There’s a gym at the condo complex where I moved to recently and it’s pretty much empty after 7:00 PM. I love it

 

[rycat25]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

Play the lottery.

 

[Abeona1]

Pissing off my SO.
Awaiting a booty text

 

[Robbo694u]

Pissing off my SO.
Awaiting a booty text

Are you waiting for one or is he?

 

[Abeona1]

I am, if he was interested wouldn't be on here, would be fucking him.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Watching snooker on TV

 

[MedicalMuse]

Did you honestly undo a couple buttons on your shirt?

Not a bit

Play the lottery.

I need to!

 

[Madhatter02]

Not a bit

I need to!

beauty has its perks

 

[MedicalMuse]

beauty has its perks

Flattery

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm always honest, but they always give me a ticket.

By being honest you mean threaten to shank them?
I would give you a ticket also!

 

[LostHorizon]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

Honesty is the best policy in those situations.

 

[CJamarous]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

Nice! Thats a huge win! Ride that wave

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m laying in my bed trying to catch my breath.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

It makes me so nervous when I get pulled over. Probably the first thing I’d say to the officer is, “Here, hold my beer while I get out my license”.

 

[CJamarous]

Relishing in the short reprieve I have in tending to all the relentlessly sick kiddos. It's short, but sweet and I'll take the breather

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

So I watched a stupid video a couple days ago that cracked me up thinking about you driving and passing people on the shoulder.. I am going to go find it and send it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

By being honest you mean threaten to shank them?
I would give you a ticket also!

I can't go to jail! They don't have cheese on demand.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

beauty has its perks

I guess since I always get the ticket...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

Without fail, I get pulled over, I am getting a ticket.

 

[TunnelKing089]

It makes me so nervous when I get pulled over. Probably the first thing I’d say to the officer is, “Here, hold my beer while I get out my license”.

I got pulled over a few years ago for not having my seat belt on,but she was so nice that lady cop let me go on a warning.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I guess since I always get the ticket...

Stop that right now, you’re beautiful!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Stop that right now, you’re beautiful!!

It's in the eye of the beholder. Apparently the cops have a different opinion.