🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Xerxes82]

It makes me so nervous when I get pulled over. Probably the first thing I’d say to the officer is, “Here, hold my beer while I get out my license”.

Better than "while I get out my gun!"

 

[dkak001]

I can’t post this anywhere else. I got pulled over this morning going very very fast while listening to the song criminal by Fiona Apple. I somehow managed to through honesty BOOBS, not get a ticket. Today is going to be a very good day.

There, corrected to what REALLY happened...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Waiting for a boring meeting to start

 

[Currentlysingle1]

Working Working

 

[LostHorizon]

Listening to music while I stare at my desk.

 

[CJamarous]

Pondering deep and real, serious, emotional thoughts with a lot of different what if scenarios running through my head

 

[Solsurfer]

At work. Blah

 

[seela]

Brushing my teeth

 

[Petereater]

Wishing it was Friday.... it has been a bad week.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's in the eye of the beholder. Apparently the cops have a different opinion.

Do you have resting bitch face?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Playing hide and seek on Zoom, ok really just hiding. Leave me alone people, I have been in meetings since 7am, I am over it.

 

[cole4258]

Thinking what to have for lunch besides….

 

[CarlyAnn]

Had a salad, hit the gym, taking my dog to his favorite park. Tonight I will see if the Bruins can get their 3rd consecutive shutout.

 

[J D Danger]

Had a salad, hit the gym, taking my dog to his favorite park. Tonight I will see if the Bruins can get their 3rd consecutive shutout.

clearly a busy day

 

[J D Danger]

Wishing it was Friday.... it has been a bad week.

almost there you can make it

 

[Don_private]

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How many more steps can I do tonight!!!!

Gorgeous body

 

[jonnoback]

Job hunting...

 

[Cat]

Resting.. actually, resting.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Unwinding slowly
Smiles

 

[justmighttry]

Reading lit. forum with my shaved cock in my hand
Anyone care to keep me going?

 

[MedicalMuse]

There, corrected to what REALLY happened...

Some of us don’t need to show off our boobs to get out of things


I bet I can talk my way into or out of most things

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Some of us don’t need to show off our boobs to get out of things


I bet I can talk my way into or out of most things

Maybe you don't need to, but can you do it anyway?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Maybe you don't need to, but can you do it anyway?

Listen mister, you’ve seen my tits, you know exactly what they look like

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Listen mister, you’ve seen my tits, you know exactly what they look like

I know what they looked like the last time I saw them. What if they've changed? Grown up? Gone to college? Taken up a new hobby? You don't just meet tits once and then never keep up with them. That's just rude. "Oh, no, I don't wanna see Mee-Maw, I saw her when I was 11, I know what she looks like."

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Just woke from an unexpected nap. I had inadvertently typed 20 pages of eeeeeeeeeee... into my WIP. Just finished removing them.