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[Rj_1954]

Happy Halloween Everyone
((In the U.S.A)

 

[cascadiabound]

A witches heart cocktail in honor of Halloween

 

[cascadiabound]

 

[BrendaBear]

I was eating a steak I made, and not really enjoying it. I decide to cut some up and give it to the dog, and put the rest in the refrigerator for later.

And then it happened. I have not had anything like this happen in years. Somehow, I managed to scrape the steak… through the A-1 sauce in a quite rapid motion…. towards… me.

That was soooo gross! Steak sauce splatter all over my comfy dress, splatters on my legs, and a big blob in my hair.

I just got out of the shower, with a wonderful wet mass of long hair.

I wasn’t going to drink tonight. I just changed my mind.

 

[Rj_1954]

I was eating a steak I made, and not really enjoying it. I decide to cut some up and give it to the dog, and put the rest in the refrigerator for later.

And then it happened. I have not had anything like this happen in years. Somehow, I managed to scrape the steak… through the A-1 sauce in a quite rapid motion…. towards… me.

That was soooo gross! Steak sauce splatter all over my comfy dress, splatters on my legs, and a big blob in my hair.

I just got out of the shower, with a wonderful wet mass of long hair.

I wasn’t going to drink tonight. I just changed my mind.

At least your tenderized...

 

[BrendaBear]

I think I’ll go sit at the end of the bar, and watch the crazies… my hair is almost dry (I am just letting it air dry), and smells all nice and clean…

And hopefully my freaky sense of humor won’t get me into too much trouble back here….

 

[Trubbycat]

I think I’ll go sit at the end of the bar, and watch the crazies… my hair is almost dry (I am just letting it air dry), and smells all nice and clean…

And hopefully my freaky sense of humor won’t get me into too much trouble back here….

How long have you been here...? You always wind up suspended or otherwise tied up.

 

[XShadynzX]

I think I’ll go sit at the end of the bar, and watch the crazies… my hair is almost dry (I am just letting it air dry), and smells all nice and clean…

And hopefully my freaky sense of humor won’t get me into too much trouble back here….

I might join you @BrendaBear
Too many weirdos out there ..

 

[BrendaBear]

How long have you been here...? You always wind up suspended or otherwise tied up.

Well… when I am lucky…

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Too many weirdos out there ..

What about the ones in here?!

 

[Trubbycat]

We may be weirdos to the world outside but here... here we are friends. C'mon in and have a seat.

 

[Thebrowneye]

Hey there T cat what's cookin?

 

[Trubbycat]

Careful, Brenda's been sticking dildos on the seats again. Bad Brenda!

 

[BrendaBear]

Careful, Brenda's been sticking dildos on the seats again. Bad Brenda!

What? Me? I am so innocent! Why would you suspect me??

*pushes the bag of dildos sitting on the floor out of the way with my foot*

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Careful, Brenda's been sticking dildos on the seats again. Bad Brenda!

We may be weirdos to the world outside but here... here we are friends. C'mon in and have a seat.

<wonders if it's safe to sit down>

 

[Trubbycat]

<wonders if it's safe to sit down>

Just like ladies with the toilet seats I advise you to look first.

 

[Rj_1954]

Halloween is a special night for me
It's the anniversary of my first membership to Literotica,
10/31/2019

 

[Trubbycat]

I have a dear friend whose birthday is Halloween!

 

[cascadiabound]

Halloween is a special night for me
It's the anniversary of my first membership to Literotica,
10/31/2019

HappyLitsaversary

 

[Rj_1954]

I have an old friend I haven't seen for many years who's birthday is on Christmas
I could never tell if he got presents separately or together for that day...

 

[Trubbycat]

I have an old friend I haven't seen for many years who's birthday is on Christmas
I could never tell if he got presents separately or together for that day...

My daughter's birthday is Dec 23. We always made it a point that her gifts were separated into Christmas and birthday.

 

[cascadiabound]

I have an old friend I haven't seen for many years who's birthday is on Christmas
I could never tell if he got presents separately or together for that day...

The people I know who have a Christmas bday celebrated both on Dec 25. They suspect they got shorted presents compared to their siblings in most cases.

 

[Rj_1954]

I have a dear friend whose birthday is Halloween!

Here he would get a Halloweenie cake

 

[cascadiabound]

Here he would get a Halloweenie cake

 

[Trubbycat]

Here he would get a Halloweenie cake

She loves her birthday.