😎 That Feeling When...

[pinkparkhorse]

TFW the migraine is slowly creeping up and you know it’s getting ready to pounce.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW they catch a flight for you.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW they seem you understand you from deep within your soul

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you're almost halfway through a long workday.

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

TFW you climb into bed with crisp, fresh sheets and open a new book.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW... He ensures you get pleasure... And gives in to your kink the next day!

 

[JessiQueVix]

TFW you feel a void in your stomach cause you are uncertain about some near future and you feel every fiber of every muscles in you body is tensed.

 

[angelofthenorth]

you know that feeling when you wake up refreshed, energised and ready to take on the world …… nah me neither!

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

TFW that little trickle of sweat escapes your sports bra and slides slowly down your spine, over the peach fuzz on the small of your back, and makes it all the way to your cheeks…you know it was a good workout.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you make breakfast and discover you’re butterless. Yes, butterless. What’s a person to do suddenly realizing your butterless. Gives you flashbacks of the time you were eggless. Then you vow to never be butterless again.

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you make breakfast and discover you’re butterless. Yes, butterless. What’s a person to do suddenly realizing your butterless. Gives you flashbacks of the time you were eggless. Then you vow to never be butterless again.

I needed eggs one time. It was during Easter weekend. The grocery store nearest me was sold out. So I called a different one.

“Hi, do you have any eggs?”

“What?”

“Eggs. Do you have any eggs in stock?”

“I don’t know what you’re asking.”

“Do you sell eggs. They come from a chicken.”

“Oh! Eggs! Yes. But we’re sold out.”

“Dammit, thanks any…”

“Well, we got some of them organic eggs.”

“Great…”

“They real expensive though.”

“That’s fine, I’ll be there shortly.”

 

[mnbreastluver]

I needed eggs one time. It was during Easter weekend. The grocery store nearest me was sold out. So I called a different one.

“Hi, do you have any eggs?”

“What?”

“Eggs. Do you have any eggs in stock?”

“I don’t know what you’re asking.”

“Do you sell eggs. They come from a chicken.”

“Oh! Eggs! Yes. But we’re sold out.”

“Dammit, thanks any…”

“Well, we got some of them organic eggs.”

“Great…”

“They real expensive though.”

“That’s fine, I’ll be there shortly.”

During the pandemic I went to a Walmart and everyone had 6 dozen eggs in their carts. I asked rather loudly how was Walmart going to convince the chickens to lay more than one egg a day if everyone hoarded them that way. The people weren’t amused.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

TFW mid-day mall bar beers.