😎 That Feeling When...

[mnbreastluver]

Now that song is in my head. "I went to a garden party"...

Oops, Maybe I should have proof read my post?

TFW you get called out for making a mistake on a post by not reading what you typed.

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you’re wasting time playing Sudoku and this is the next puzzle:


And then all you can think about is a sloppy wet blowjob.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you’re wasting time playing Sudoku and this is the next puzzle:


And then all you can think about is a sloppy wet blowjob.

That's never once come across my Sudoku game. I think your phone is trying to tell you something!

 

[AllAmericanMale]

TFW you get told that your customers were very happy with your work.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW it says it's not going to rain, so you leave the car window open just a tad. Then, it starts raining right as you get comfortable with a bowl of soup.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW the commercial is stupid, but also deeply heartwarming.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

That feeling when you haven't had to work for that asshole boss for so many years that your blood pressure has finally returned to normal.

 

[Abeona1]

That feeling when the toxic colleague retires and the weight lifts off your shoulders

 

[Abeona1]

You know the next thing someone says is going to really piss you off.

 

[JKL123]

TFW you realize it is Friday the 13th ... it's not that I'm superstitious .... but I don't want to jinx myself. Now all day long when things go wrong I'm gonna think Friday the 13th!

 

[EvaLane]

Now all day long when things go wrong I'm gonna think Friday the 13th!

TFW you know nothing is going to go wrong today and we can start that off by bettering someone else’s Friday!

If I were going into work, I’d be picking up donuts, but I’m not working, sooooo I’ll respond to an email about some volunteer opportunities at my local library and sign up for some timeslots

 

[sammyIammy]

TFW you know nothing is going to go wrong today and we can start that off by bettering someone else’s Friday!

If I were going into work, I’d be picking up donuts, but I’m not working, sooooo I’ll respond to an email about some volunteer opportunities at my local library and sign up for some timeslots

Just one of your many many amazing qualities. What kind of donuts??

 

[ScarletDaisy]

TFW you realize it is Friday the 13th ... it's not that I'm superstitious .... but I don't want to jinx myself. Now all day long when things go wrong I'm gonna think Friday the 13th!

I have a black cat. I keep telling him that today is his day.

 

[Abeona1]

TFW you realize it is Friday the 13th ... it's not that I'm superstitious .... but I don't want to jinx myself. Now all day long when things go wrong I'm gonna think Friday the 13th!

It's also robbie williams birthday so it can't be too bad a day

 

[EvaLane]

What kind of donuts??

Timbits!!!!

 

[sammyIammy]

Timbits!!!!
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[angelofthenorth]

When the road tax bill arrives

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

TFW you know nothing is going to go wrong today and we can start that off by bettering someone else’s Friday!

If I were going into work, I’d be picking up donuts, but I’m not working, sooooo I’ll respond to an email about some volunteer opportunities at my local library and sign up for some timeslots

The best people are at the library

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you lose respect for someone.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW you drink a cup of coffee with 3 scoops of grounds instead of your normal 2..

 

[Abeona1]

TFW you have a cock inside you and their body weight on you while kissing and caressing. Mmmmmmm

 

[Spongo]

When the tip of your penis parts her lips for the first time..

 

[pinkparkhorse]

When you have something stuck in your tooth and can’t get it out.

 

[EvaLane]

TFW you add too much water to your soup base so now you’re basically eating water soup so you pretend to be eating by candlelight after (another one of) my husbands failed hunting attempts while assuring the kids tomorrow we’ll eat something a tad more hearty

This is a joke
The watery soup is real though

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW your 12 year old dog acts as if he's some hyper smart canine and starts jumping up and down around 6 because he knows you make dinner around that time...

Maybe he is