😎 That Feeling When...

[Apisto42]

TFW you add too much water to your soup base so now you’re basically eating water soup so you pretend to be eating by candlelight after (another one of) my husbands failed hunting attempts while assuring the kids tomorrow we’ll eat something a tad more hearty

This is a joke
The watery soup is real though

*whisper* when the hunting trip fails there’s always pizza pizza

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you lose respect for someone.

TFW you shank some motherfucker

 

[EvaLane]

*whisper* when the hunting trip fails there’s always pizza pizza

TFW you go to sleep knowing you’re gonna have pizza tomorrow

 

[LostHorizon]

TFW you go to sleep knowing you’re gonna have pizza tomorrow
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TFW the pizza in my dreams looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants

 

[Apisto42]

TFW the pizza in my dreams looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants

TFW you are reminded of Mellow Mushroom pizza.

 

[Gone_and_Back]

A chat via PM makes you unexpectedly horny.

 

[y=mx+b]

TFW you want to become aroused but everything just feels like watery soup

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tfw
It's finally just u and ur dog....ahh

 

[LostHorizon]

TFW you desperately want to share something you can’t share…

 

[JessForFun37]

TFW, you are just about to go over the edge into orgasm and cum. You instinctively want to go all the way into the back, to release.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

When you've been trying and failing to sneeze and you can FINALLY get the sneeze out

 

[Taegul]

TFW you work a popcorn kernel out of your teeth, but you haven't eaten popcorn in 3 months.

WTF?!?!

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

You stayed up too late finishing the book, but you’re impatient and needed to know how it ended.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW the day has been so busy and you order from your favorite sandwich shop, forgetting to order it exactly how you want.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you regret getting cats. Either they or I will not survive their "teen" years.

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you work a popcorn kernel out of your teeth, but you haven't eaten popcorn in 3 months.

WTF?!?!

TFW your teeth rot out because you don’t floss…

 

[Taegul]

TFW your teeth rot out because you don’t floss…

TFW you can't whistle at that hot gal walking past the construction site anymore.

 

[Apisto42]

TFW you can't whistle at that hot gal walking past the construction site anymore.

TFW you just shout “hubba hubba” instead.

 

[Taegul]

TFW you just shout “hubba hubba” instead.

TFW the pepper spray hits your face.

 

[EyesOnHers]

TFW the pepper spray hits your face.

That feeling when you see their eyelids start to blister

Edit: yeah I know too harsh

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you get comfy and, then, realize you've left lights on in two different rooms.

*sighs*

 

[Taegul]

That feeling when you see their eyelids start to blister

Edit: yeah I know too harsh

TFW someone reminds you of a typical Saturday night back in college. Sigh

 

[angelofthenorth]

TFW you just cannot be arsed

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you've written a flirty message and have been waiting for a reply, hoping the tone matches your message, and then you see you have a new message.

 

[cheekygirl75]

TFW you have no meetings all day (watch me jinx myself now!)