😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[tolyk]

YMBALI you've gotten really good at time zones...

Tink isn't a litster?


You might be a litster if you take pictures of your genitals gift wrapped.....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI - there are people online that know more about you than friends who have known you most of your life

#relatable

 

[AbsintheFather]

YMBAL if you know several intimate details about a person's life--what they look like naked, their sexual kinks, sexual orientation, etc., but you have no idea what their name is, how old they are, where they live, what they do, and you wouldn't know it if they were your dentist.

Oh, great, now I'm gonna think about this next time I go in and he says "open wider"

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

YMBALI you say "goodbye" to Lit, claim this is your very last post on Lit.....& you're back posting less then 24 hours later.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, great, now I'm gonna think about this next time I go in and he says "open wider"

Don't worry, they always have you spit

 

[hotwords229_A]

YMBAL if you keep thinking of new and exciting ways to take pictures of yourself that show everything . . . except your face.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hahaha oh yeah, been there. . Zero shame!

LOL! Aussie called me out for writing "for the ladies" and I haven't done it since. Zero shame

 

[bunny4med]

You think of new avatar poses during lunch.

 

[LostGirlTink]

YMBALI you have ever asked your friends what to wear to dinner with your boyfriends wife

 

[beachbaby179]

Don't worry, they always have you spit

Hahaaaaaa!

 

[PapaRomantic]

YMBALI you think everyone else in the world is in a clique but you are not......

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

YMBALI in real life conversations you start some questions with "Have you ever..."

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ymbali you can hold a whole sexual conversation simply by hitting the middle button on your phone

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBAL if you keep thinking of new and exciting ways to take pictures of yourself that show everything . . . except your face.

YMBALI you feel like you win the lottery when you get to see those super secret faces!!

I think you're the only one left!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ymbali your phone has more pornographic images on it than typical images, by a landslide.

 

[hotwords229_A]

YMBALI you feel like you win the lottery when you get to see those super secret faces!!

I think you're the only one left!

YMBAL if you don't know how to respond to someone's post so you just pretend you didn't see it.

 

[Jada59]

YMBAL if something weird or silly happens during sex and you can't wait to post about it.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Ymbali you get really flexible twisting yourself at weird angles to get the best pic of your booty to post on Lit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You now consider complete strangers saying things like "my cock salutes you" and "anyone there to lick your pretty pussy" a completely normal introductory conversation opener.

 

[steelyblue73]

Something has happened in your ‘day to day’ away from Lit, and in your head, you applied an ABC playgrounder style caption to it...

 

[Karabare]

You double check that pics have been deleted before taking pics with friends.

#don'tswipe!

 

[hotwords229_A]

YMBAL if you open your buddy list and see a bunch of your favorite people on at the same time and think "Here we go!"

 

[Sexybritches69]

#don'tswipe!

Haha exactly! Yikes!

YMBAL if you check which Bluetooth devices are connected to your phone before listening to the audio thread. Dammit Alexa, hush!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Haha exactly! Yikes!

YMBAL if you check which Bluetooth devices are connected to your phone before listening to the audio thread. Dammit Alexa, hush!

Hahaha I do this exact same thing!

YMBAL if you you've ever recorded an audio and then later forgot about it and then you play it and you're like OH SHIT.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

You Might Be A Litster If - You have become quite adept at typing with one hand.