😎 You Might Be A Litster If -

[kurrginatorX]

YMBALI you assign hidden kinks to your co-workers.

YMBALI your normal activity of thinking of ways to improve your life suddenly become ways to respond to the threads.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you unsubscribe from threads while trying to select one to which you definitely do want to be subscribed.

 

[CamronsInsider]

YMBAL is you start thinking up avatars for your coworkers (which is a mentally dangerous thing to do)

 

[beachbaby179]

When you start comparing the facial hair of men in the supermarket to that of the men on Lit.

Yeah. Ok. I do that. So???

 

[CamronsInsider]

When you start comparing the facial hair of men in the supermarket to that of the men on Lit.

Yeah. Ok. I do that. So???

It's because you secretly wonder if there are any Lit Guys in the supermarket, right? WOuldn't that be a coincidence?

 

[numeniusa]

It's because you secretly wonder if there are any Lit Guys in the supermarket, right? WOuldn't that be a coincidence?

I wonder that sometimes! It must have happened surely?

I remember someone posting ages ago that he'd been on a bus in Sheffield and seen a fellow passenger looking at Lit, but they weren't actually posting, so he couldn't find out who they were!

 

[Sanadack]

YMBALI you unsubscribe from threads while trying to select one to which you definitely do want to be subscribed.

Totally.

YMBALI when you realize that you really, really must be getting to work, but you need to check the threads just one more time.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Totally.

YMBALI when you realize that you really, really must be getting to work, but you need to check the threads just one more time.

YMBALI you seriously consider naming a character in your Geek Pride story "Yumbali" because it sounds "alien".

 

[JennyNo1]

YMBALI you finally have to admit to one of your best friends who all these people are all over the world that you keep mentioning.

 

[JennyNo1]

awwww, I kiwwed it....

 

[SlyderInside]

awwww, I kiwwed it....

YMBALI the things you kill most are threads.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You see a random attractive man at the grocery store and wonder how quickly you could get him hard, right there in the bread aisle.

 

[JerseyJade]

You see a random attractive man at the grocery store and wonder how quickly you could get him hard, right there in the bread aisle.

Lol

 

[hotwords229_A]

YMBAL if you see a big hole in your jeans and instead of throwing them out you consider taking a sexy pic in them

 

[numeniusa]

YMBAL if you look at your salt and think (1) Mrs Rogers... Rogers... *sniggers* and (2) why is Mrs Rogers wearing only a bra? Is this underwear-only salt?

http://i.imgur.com/0w5N5DO.jpg

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI you've had long conversations about how much easier dicks pics are to take than ass pics...

 

[tnman03]

YMBALI you've had long conversations about how much easier dicks pics are to take than ass pics...

YMBALI if you accidentally ask your friend if she wants to fap instead of nap.

You two???? lol

 

[Miles Long]

YMBALI you can type in your password with your dick.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBALI if you accidentally ask your friend if she wants to fap instead of nap.

I said yes to both!

 

[DarkSimian]

YMBALI a fantasy has lead to a story, which lead to another fantasy, which lead to another story, which lead....etc

 

[beachbaby179]

YMBALI you walk into a lab at work, see equipment with LISTER printed on the side, and think... "they spelled it wrong ".

 

[DarkSimian]

YMBALI if you think a citrus reamer would also make a good butt plug

 

[AlwaysFara]

YMBALI sending pics of your boobs becomes so routine that you have to check yourself in work related group chats.

 

[DarkSimian]

YMBALI more people on Lit have seen your genitals than your face

 

[Azuldrgon]

I forgot how.......