🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[BeautifulShadows18]

A know-it-all teenage boy

 

[barefootgirl69]

Me! Myself!

I was getting out of my chair to fix some dinner, and my glasses weren't in their designated spot.

I got my flashlight, checked the floor, checked inside the armrest. Checked the bathroom, all three bedrooms, the kitchen...no where to be found.

Came back to my chair and there they were...in the seat. They'd fallen between the armrest and my leg.

#blindasabat

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dramatics

I was not being dramatic! How dare you! How VERY dare you!

 

[Shenanigans90]

#blindasabat

Word to the wise…slow down on the masturbation.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Word to the wise…slow down on the masturbation.

I knew you'd have something to say!

So, no hairy palms (I saw your post!) but it makes you cross-eyed?

 

[CJamarous]

Myself for realizing as I've only been laying in bed for 15 minutes, starting to get sleepy, that I still have a load of laundry to wash and dry before leaving work in the morning....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Myself for realizing as I've only been laying in bed for 15 minutes, starting to get sleepy, that I still have a load of laundry to wash and dry before leaving work on the morning....

That's a miserable feeling. Can you wash it now, and dry it in the morning while getting ready to leave?

 

[CJamarous]

That's a miserable feeling. Can you wash it now, and dry it in the morning while getting ready to leave?

It is! I don't want to get back up out of bed! Lol. I mean I could but then I'd have to wake up even earlier and I don't want to do that.....I'll just start it now, will likely fall asleep waiting for it in the washer and then wake up at some point in the middle of the night to switch it over.....yaaaaaay

 

[TiedbyChris]

All day I’ve been under the assumption the SuperBowl starts at 22.30 UK Time.

Just realised it’s 23.30

 

[Xerxes82]

Word to the wise…slow down on the masturbation.

Never!

 

[nowisthetime]

Willfully ignorant people.

 

[Taegul]

The news still thinking I give a shit about "celebrities" politics. There is an actual football game going on, isn't there?

 

[Apisto42]

The news still thinking I give a shit about "celebrities" politics. There is an actual football game going on, isn't there?

There was a football game today? Was it Arsenal vs United?

Blissfully ignorant and peaceful.

 

[Taegul]

No. Apparently it was Bad Rabbit VS Not-A-Kid Rock.

 

[Apisto42]

I fully support Bad Rabbit.

 

[nola31]

Who bought my dog this loud toy that he insist on throwing around at 10:00 at night?! Ohhhh it was me

 

[Xerxes82]

No. Apparently it was Bad Rabbit VS Not-A-Kid Rock.

Watch out. Looney Tunes has taught me what happens when bunnies go to war.

 

[barefootgirl69]

So, I'm supposed to lower the price and discount your gas? Don't answer a flipping ad from 100 miles away, pendejo.

 

[Trekka]

So, I'm supposed to lower the price and discount your gas? Don't answer a flipping ad from 100 miles away, pendejo.

Pendejo es una de mis palabras favoritas. Y no yo se que hablas el español. Hola, mamacita!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Myself and I’m not even out of bed yet

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Waking up too early

 

[StrentWriter]

Some members without the necessary bait.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Insomnia, insomnia made me roll my eyes

 

[angelofthenorth]

The weather

 

[barefootgirl69]

Myself! I'm trying to figure out why I'm so cold in here, and remembered that I didn't turn the heat up when I got out of bed this morning.