🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[LostHorizon]

A non controversy being spun into a controversy.

 

[CJamarous]

The estimate the contractor gave me to have a whole home water filtration system put in....

 

[NudieUser]

I saw someone run a red light and I thought what the hell!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

This message from a help desk for work -

“We are experiencing higher than normal call volume.”

Totally a Monday message to hear while on hold.

 

[barefootgirl69]

People are FB Marketplace that never follow through with a purchase. This morning it was a message "do you want to sell it?" - no, I just listed it there so I could have people to talk to.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

People are FB Marketplace that never follow through with a purchase. This morning it was a message "do you want to sell it?" - no, I just listed it there so I could have people to talk to.

Or they want you to deliver it to them an hour away from where you live.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Or they want you to deliver it to them an hour away from where you live.

Or they've figured the cost of gas and want you to deduct it from the price you already lowered.

 

[Xerxes82]

People are FB Marketplace that never follow through with a purchase. This morning it was a message "do you want to sell it?" - no, I just listed it there so I could have people to talk to.

You mock, but people actually do stuff like that.

We have delivery customers at work that definitely only order so they can talk to another human being for a few minutes.

 

[CJamarous]

The very friendly but fake car salesman...but, to be expected I suppose

 

[jjessj]

It’s my job and the new tasks that I’m afraid I won’t be able to handle. They cause me panic and stress. But recently, our boss read an article about stress management and has been teaching us how to cope with stress and cooperate better with each other. I have really good colleagues, and I believe that if I ever stop coping, they’ll help me meet my deadlines.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Having to wait 45 minutes after my appointment was supposed to start!!

Grrrr

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A question I asked

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Hearing about a woman that tied her dog up at the airport, because she was told that the paperwork for service animal wasn't complete.

She tied it to a bag measuring device and went through security to her plane.

When officers caught up to her, her response was that it was chipped and would eventually make it's way back to her...

 

[mellowyellows]

A bunch of long meetings.

 

[ericalauren]

Someone told a fellow PWD that their chronic fatigue syndrome will go away if they stop eating processed foods. Friends, that’s not how CFS/ME works. Also, never give out unsolicited health advice.

 

[ericalauren]

I saw a person speeding in a Cybertruck. Gross.

 

[barefootgirl69]

People (men) who fall all over themselves to submit to someone posting as a BDSM mistress. Even though other posts in the same thread have warned it's a scammer/bot.

FFS

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

What, BDSM mistress, why yes, I do have a debit card. Do you need me to read you all the numbers?

*old man adjusting his glasses*

And you say you need this or else your internet will turn off, gosh, then I won't be able to talk to you anymore.

I guess I need to pay you to get you to talk to me.

Where'd you go, Mistress?

 

[TiedbyChris]

When you realise that the item in the fridge actually says
“ready to Heat” not “ready to Eat” as you thought! Must pay more attention in future

 

[Chloe_Harper]

If he "likes" one more of my posts... fucking attention whore

@LordofDargaardkeep is officially on my list

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

If he "likes" one more of my posts... fucking attention whore

@LordofDargaardkeep is officially on my list

I would like them better if the emojis weren't broken

 

[Taegul]

People still wearing masks.

 

[LuLu_moan]

Boys pretending to be men

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Pretentious bitches

 

[EchoGuy]

People with 25 y.o boy toys as booty-calls. How are we 40+ men will ever get a booty call now?