🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

People are FB Marketplace that never follow through with a purchase. This morning it was a message "do you want to sell it?" - no, I just listed it there so I could have people to talk to. 🙄
You mock, but people actually do stuff like that.

We have delivery customers at work that definitely only order so they can talk to another human being for a few minutes.
 
It’s my job and the new tasks that I’m afraid I won’t be able to handle. They cause me panic and stress. But recently, our boss read an article about stress management and has been teaching us how to cope with stress and cooperate better with each other. I have really good colleagues, and I believe that if I ever stop coping, they’ll help me meet my deadlines.
 
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Hearing about a woman that tied her dog up at the airport, because she was told that the paperwork for service animal wasn't complete.

She tied it to a bag measuring device and went through security to her plane.

When officers caught up to her, her response was that it was chipped and would eventually make it's way back to her...
 
Someone told a fellow PWD that their chronic fatigue syndrome will go away if they stop eating processed foods. Friends, that’s not how CFS/ME works. Also, never give out unsolicited health advice.
 
What, BDSM mistress, why yes, I do have a debit card. Do you need me to read you all the numbers?

*old man adjusting his glasses*

And you say you need this or else your internet will turn off, gosh, then I won't be able to talk to you anymore.

I guess I need to pay you to get you to talk to me.

Where'd you go, Mistress?
 
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